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Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia has to offer. It's not much but we're proud. Below are articles that have been featured on the front page, or almost featured on the front page, and various articles considered to be among the best on Uncyclopedia. You can choose the next article that shows up on this list, or look at the best images featured on the front page. Also, check out our Hall of Shame and thank the authors who write this crap.
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2025
- Antonio Brown (28 January)
- Brain rot (11 January)
- Cigarette butt (9 February)
- Freedom (23 January)
- Horatio Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson (28 February)
- Mutant Mammoth of Mayhem (1 February)
- Plain Old Elim Garak (4 February)
- Spider-Man (15 January)
- Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion (13 February)
- Unfomercials:Coors Light Presents: The American Man (19 January)
- Warner Bros. (4 March)
2024
- AIDS Popsicles (6 February)
- Bubbles the Clown (26 November)
- Crack cocaine (31 July)
- Donald Trump's Report Card (4 September)
- Drake (musician) (16 July)
- Extreme Piano Playing (31 January)
- HowTo:Make Black Metal (31 October)
- II Am Legend (1 July)
- Jimmy Whiteman (6 November)
- King Diamond (20 December)
- Marble race (29 January)
- My Brawl With Santa Claus on Christmas 1978 (21 December)
- Nevermind (25 November)
- Nigel Farage (26 October)
- Pepperpot Pete (18 December)
- Pikmin (22 March)
- Rebecca Black (26 July)
- Taylor Swift's "psy-op" (8 November)
- This page does NOT exist (30 November)
- Trump vs. Biden (18 November)
- Turkmenistan (4 November)
- UnGames:Make it to Ketchikan/AskAgainOption5 (19 December)
- UnNews:Climate activists ruin Jackson Pollock painting, no one notices (6 February)
- UnNews:Colombia Protests Exclusion from Eurovision; USA Joins in Support (9 May)
- UnScripts:Quentin Tarantino's Teletubbies (22 April)
- United States v. Cthulhu (10 November)
- User:Y (7 March)
- Waiter, there's a 20 Gallon Bag Full of Dildos in my Soup (3 February)
- You Are in Hell (19 December)
2023
- Avi Toledano (29 April)
- Barbenheimer (9 August)
- Birds Aren't Real (29 December)
- Category:You Are (19 February)
- Dick Willie Johnson (8 May)
- Ed Sheeran (15 February)
- Hercules (25 March)
- Infant (2 October)
- Joe Biden (8 March)
- Liz Truss (27 January)
- Lucifer's userpage (2 November)
- Marmite School for Boys and Young Gentlemen (24 September)
- Mr. Garrison (31 January)
- Nintendo Switch (29 December)
- PBS Kids (11 August)
- Presidential Bar Brawl Classic (6 November)
- Presidential Baseball Classic (4 August)
- Thanos (6 October)
- The Dogs (3 October)
- The Milwaukee Cheese Bandit (10 August)
- The Peasant's Dilemma (4 October)
- UnNews:Meet the voice behind Omnitrans (28 September)
- UnNews:New Florida bill would abolish all pronouns (14 March)
- UnNews:Saw X still the only logical candidate for Best Picture (25 November)
- UnNews:Vladimir Putin assassinated by Carrie Mathison (28 August)
- UnTunes:Kryptonite (12 January)
- We Were Soldiers (7 October)
- Why?:Be a carnivore? (16 October)
2022
- 99942 Apophis (1 November)
- Bicycle (2 January)
- Confucius Say: Me Love You Really Long Time (24 March)
- Death Grips (7 August)
- Door (17 July)
- Fortnite and homosexuality (21 November)
- Greta Thunberg (23 November)
- HowTo:Get Expelled from School (21 June)
- HowTo:Remove a washing machine from the face of the earth (3 January)
- HowTo:Spell Volodymyr Zelenskyy (15 April)
- HowTo:Write an article for Encyclopedia Dramatica (27 July)
- I burning your dog (12 July)
- Jimmy Blackman (26 November)
- Jimmy Mozzarella (2 October)
- Jimmy Parmesan (26 December)
- Josh Allen (8 September)
- Jussie Smollett (1 August)
- Lost (16 September)
- Morbius (21 September)
- Motorized Shopping Cart (4 January)
- Music video (31 December)
- My bikini diet (17 July)
- Norf-Zorg (opera) (23 June)
- Peng Shuai (19 August)
- Pfizer (26 January)
- Stupid Cats (15 November)
- UnBooks:Old lady MacIntyre (28 December)
- UnNews:Ayman al-Zawahiri loses a "Connect 4" matchup against Joe Biden (29 August)
- UnNews:City Council Might Not Care (14 November)
- UnNews:Stan Marsh presents: 2022 FIFA World Cup (22 July)
- UnScripts:Quentin Tarantino Presents: The Aristocrats (1 January)
- Uncyclopedia (22 June)
- Uncycloversity:Rejection Notice (7 May)
- Where's Waldo? (3 January)
- Why is book? (25 November)
- Why?:I'm not sorry I ate your Unicorn (24 June)
2021
- ' (12 February)
- Alzheimers Groundhog's Day (30 July)
- Among Us (16 January)
- Baked Potato (3 January)
- Bat Fuck Insane (11 June)
- Battle of Shiroyama (3 July)
- COVID-19 (1 May)
- Caffeine (31 May)
- Female genital mutilation (22 January)
- Fight for Your Right (17 August)
- Hermaphrodite (25 January)
- HowTo:Mess up Uncyclopedia (5 March)
- HowTo:Walk (4 February)
- Human rights (29 January)
- I maed a yuky doody (18 June)
- Kitten Vaping (2 April)
- Lockdown (UK) (19 March)
- Mel Gibson (3 August)
- Mona Lisa (29 March)
- Mosque (22 March)
- Open source (7 May)
- Pen Island (6 August)
- Penis (28 September)
- Robbie Rotten (26 March)
- Samuel L. Johnson (31 December)
- That French Fry Fell Off the Tray and is Burning in the Oven (23 April)
- UnBooks:Chapter One (10 May)
- UnBooks:Moohammed's facemask (7 January)
- UnBooks:Swamp Adventure Amusement Park Ride Announcer Man: An Autobiography (30 April)
- UnNews:English church faces persecution for tequila (14 February)
- UnNews:January 6, 2021 (11 January)
- UnNews:Local Bully Voted Bully of the Year (27 February)
- UnNews:Mike Pence turns into a pickle (14 May)
- UnNews:O.J. Simpson to make triumphant return to acting (5 October)
- UnNews:Turner Classic Movies presents The Happy Coon (15 March)
- UnPoetia:Triste et malum est (13 January)
- UnRecipe:Sweet sixteen (16 April)
- User:Zombiebaron (12 July)
- User:Zombiebaron/Resignation (12 July)
- Vaping (7 June)
- Vending machine vending machine (9 February)
- XBA (12 March)
- Yaoi Fangirl (26 April)
- Your Harvard Admissions Decision Letter (10 January)
2020
- Black Lives Matter (5 September)
- COVID-19 Solutions Incorporated (17 September)
- Claudia Schiffer (15 September)
- Download more RAM (3 October)
- Elon Musk (22 June)
- Extinctionism (15 November)
- Five-second rule (11 September)
- Jeffrey Epstein (24 January)
- Jerusalem (article) (9 November)
- Jimbo Wales (13 October)
- Kamala Harris (12 December)
- McDonald's (25 March)
- Pat Buchanan (16 December)
- Potatoism (18 April)
- Robot Sex in Popular Media (23 September)
- Ruth Westheimer (8 October)
- Social Credit System (26 June)
- Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace (26 April)
- Time Person of the Year (23 August)
- UPN (2 May)
- UnNews:"Starve the Beast", Trump says (21 May)
- UnNews:Anti-maskers ignore Halloween (22 December)
- UnNews:Biden selects Strong Woman as running mate (19 September)
- UnNews:CDC recommends eating boogers to curb coronavirus (19 October)
- UnNews:Heaven under coronavirus quarantine (29 April)
- UnNews:James Dean named Sexiest Man Dead (12 January)
- UnNews:Pink Floyd killed by coronavirus (30 August)
- UnNews:Queen's Coronavirus address in full (26 September)
- UnNews:Strait Country is Rolling Stone's Gayest Album of All Time (25 December)
- UnNews:Thanksgiving is hella cancelled (9 December)
- UnTunes:I wish you could be Christian but you're gay (24 December)
- Waltz with Bashir (30 September)
- White horses (2 December)
2019
- Climate change (31 December)
- Commando (film) (21 March)
- Eritrea (19 December)
- Gangrene (19 January)
- Hen named Ty (1 February)
- HowTo:Be German (10 January)
- Kiss (12 January)
- Large text (17 January)
- Lincoln Logs (20 February)
- Madonna (25 February)
- Mandela effect (2 November)
- Passive–aggressive behavior (5 February)
- Personality disorder (6 November)
- Planet Earth 3 (31 October)
- PlayStation 6 (10 November)
- Punk rock (16 March)
- UnBooks:Letters from the end (20 December)
- UnNews:David Pecker picked a pic of Bezos's pecker (17 February)
- UnNews:Gerry-meandering Mississippi River declared unconstitutional by Supreme Court (18 January)
- UnTunes:Animal (With Actual Animals) (29 January)
- Untitled Airlines (27 August)
- Where Is Everybody? (25 January)
2018
- Ajit Pai (4 January)
- Art's True Meanings (28 May)
- Baboon (25 October)
- Behemoth (26 July)
- Death (band) (4 June)
- Hostile architecture (24 February)
- I ACCIDENTELATY CREATED A MEME (3 December)
- I Fucking Love John "Bermuda" Schwartz (24 June)
- Jules Verne (11 October)
- Kurt Vonnegut (1 September)
- L7 (12 January)
- Papyrus (5 February)
- The Larry Sanders Show (8 April)
- UnNews:Chevy Chase, Maryland, to change name to Bill Murray (19 December)
- UnNews:European Union turns Donald Trump into a walrus (28 January)
- UnNews:Fishermen reel in MK15 Nuclear Bomb, plan to hang it on wall (20 July)
- UnNews:Flat earthers 'do not exist' (9 August)
- UnNews:New documentary challenges Simpsons aliens (27 November)
- UnNews:Russia meddles in Fox's 'The Four' singing competition (8 June)
- UnNews:This is a window (20 January)
- UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 3: Waiting For Gadot (16 February)
- Woody Allen (26 March)
2017
- Benito Mussolini (9 December)
- Deconstruction barrel (6 April)
- Holocaust film (2 June)
- HowTo:Deal with the Loss of a Loved One (1 January)
- Kicking pigeons is FUN! (16 May)
- Leninade (1 August)
- Panic! at the Disco (9 March)
- People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata (2 April)
- Prohibition (30 April)
- Reductio ad Hitlerum (11 August)
- Sam Harris (8 May)
- Television (22 April)
- UnNews:Disney merges Star Wars and Christmas (14 April)
- UnNews:Former Last FM chairman launches controversial sexual assault site (14 March)
- UnNews:Local homophobe creampies QANTAS CEO (12 June)
- UnNews:PETA demands the right to bear poop (20 June)
- UnNews:Trump nominates new Dr. Who (24 May)
- UnNews:Trump presidency just a dream, George W. Bush still president (30 November)
- UnReviews:Rotten Tomatoes (1 October)
- UnTunes:Come In My Face (6 July)
- White History Month (28 March)
2016
- "Weird Al" Yankovic (25 October)
- A Charlie Brown Christmas (28 December)
- Albert Einstein (10 May)
- Allah's law (8 August)
- Barack Obama (24 May)
- Comic Sans (13 October)
- Crusades (13 July)
- Daily Mail (16 May)
- Fortune cookie (27 June)
- Futurama (5 March)
- Gamergate (22 November)
- HowTo:Be an adult (4 February)
- Joseph Stalin (27 February)
- Lincoln-Douglas Debates (18 July)
- Mister Rogers' Neighborhood (6 April)
- Noble gases (13 September)
- Old White Man (25 January)
- Pornography (7 February)
- Robin Williams (8 January)
- Rock lobster (29 January)
- Sony (28 April)
- Sovereign citizen (19 April)
- Speedy Gonzales (23 April)
- Split infinitive (14 August)
- Stephen Colbert (3 July)
- Sunset Advisory Commission (22 August)
- Three-strikes law (2 January)
- Tom Waits (2 September)
- UnBooks:It's not natural! (8 July)
- UnBooks:Jimbo's Love Life: The Story of Wikipe-tan (15 February)
- UnBooks:The Black and White House: Hillary and Barack (1 June)
- UnNews:Britain is on Fire (1 August)
- UnNews:Link found between watching Super Bowl and concussion (12 February)
- UnVoyage:Cadillac, Michigan (4 May)
- Wes Anderson (21 February)
2015
- Aliana y los Enanitos Grandes (21 June)
- American cuisine (25 April)
- Anaconda Plan (7 April)
- Before Broken Britain (20 August)
- Caitlyn Jenner (6 July)
- Cars 2 (8 December)
- Chris Hansen (13 June)
- Corn snake (7 May)
- Cricket (6 March)
- D20 Uncyclopedia (2 October)
- David Foster Wallace (22 November)
- Electric Light Orchestra (1 June)
- Extreme Beach Chess (20 September)
- Finland (10 November)
- Fuck the Police (6 August)
- God, kittens, masturbation, killing, and you (10 October)
- Great Pacific Cum Patch (7 June)
- HowTo:Install a ceiling fan without getting your dick stuck in it (28 December)
- HowTo:Keep an idiot entertained (8 September)
- I have a dream (26 March)
- Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (28 February)
- More dildos (4 October)
- Neo-Luddite Dynamite (16 November)
- Nothing's syndrome (25 February)
- PlayStation 3 (14 July)
- Pope Francis (19 May)
- Qin Shi Huang (25 January)
- Rembrandt (26 February)
- Rough Gay Wolf Sex (19 June)
- Slut shaming (2 March)
- Spambot (7 November)
- Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones (3 November)
- Star Wars opening crawl (27 October)
- Sydney (13 May)
- The 9-11 Commission Report (27 July)
- The Evolution of Modern Music (1 May)
- The Last of Us (10 January)
- The Misunderstood (26 May)
- This is IT! Where's the Money? (28 August)
- Tornado (4 January)
- Trigger warning (7 September)
- Tumblr (28 September)
- UnBooks:Grey is the New Pink (23 August)
- UnBooks:Nuclear Football (22 August)
- UnBooks:Space Jew-hunting (12 September)
- UnBooks:The Complete Asshole's Guide to Time Travel (21 October)
- UnNews:Celtic F.C. sign youth player in transfer mix-up (3 August)
- UnNews:Five cut out and keep comments for your social media life (21 July)
- UnNews:Mick Jagger dragged away by wild horses (16 August)
- UnNews:President pardons furries (26 November)
- UnPoetia:Do Not Shag Gentle During That Good Night (12 March)
- UnPoetia:I went to Target (2 December)
- UnScripts:Films of Waves Accompanied by a Breathy Voice-over to be shown at Modern Art Galleries (21 May)
- UnScripts:Prometheus (13 April)
- UnTunes:God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen (21 December)
- UnTunes:This is faggotry! (10 August)
- Uncyclopedia Guide to Latin Phrases (16 September)
- Uncyclopedian (19 April)
- Unidentified Jedi Council member (2 September)
2014
- 43 (6 March)
- A letter about Megan Fox (15 December)
- Adam and Eve (30 May)
- Amazon: A survival story (24 March)
- Antibiotics (26 September)
- Antiques Roadshow (20 October)
- Antoninus Pius (1 November)
- Aries (13 October)
- Assassin's Creed (3 February)
- Bat Fuck Origami (28 July)
- Bidet (26 July)
- Bluestocking (8 October)
- Bread machine (13 June)
- Breaking Bad Wind (10 May)
- Canadian baseball (4 July)
- Captain Autofellatio (22 August)
- Captain Britain (19 June)
- Cereal (22 May)
- Cherry (26 October)
- Cleopatra (3 January)
- Cockroach (26 May)
- Content-free (19 January)
- Dag Hammarskjöld (17 November)
- Ebola (6 October)
- Electricity (14 November)
- English language (9 January)
- Ernest Hemingway (30 March)
- Evil Jesus (1 June)
- F4 (19 August)
- Firesheep (4 October)
- Flying Purple People Eater (16 February)
- Food (28 May)
- Glory hole (29 August)
- God Hates Fags (3 September)
- Great Barrier Reef (2 September)
- Guidebook to the Voting Rights Movement related faces in the cloud (1 February)
- Hell (30 January)
- Herbert Hoover (9 November)
- History of the world (18 April)
- HowTo:Cure homosexuality (17 August)
- HowTo:Fry an egg (2 October)
- HowTo:Repair a broken smartphone (31 August)
- Humans (25 August)
- Jared Leto (30 August)
- Jizzlam (21 December)
- Ludwig Wittgenstein (18 September)
- Melbourne (17 October)
- Mithraism (20 July)
- My Week Without Porn (14 July)
- My Yu-Gi-Oh! collection (22 September)
- New Age (3 June)
- Newport Cigarettes because fuck yeah I'm drunk let's have some fun (1 September)
- Nirvana (9 December)
- Nouvelle cuisine (28 September)
- Offended (9 June)
- Patch Adams (5 April)
- Peter Sagan (18 March)
- Potatoe (2 August)
- Power (7 December)
- Psychedelic Rosie and Her Coat of Many Colors (5 September)
- Python (programming language) (9 April)
- Reggae (31 December)
- Richard Nixon (22 October)
- Samsung (5 November)
- Shirley Phelps-Roper (10 September)
- Solar flares (24 October)
- Solar wind (3 November)
- Taoism (23 April)
- Thailand (11 December)
- The Camera Obscura Collection of Hans Helmuth Saltzman (1602-1668) (31 July)
- The Speck of Dust Next to My Keyboard (2 February)
- The USA versus the primitive Taliban (15 April)
- The shits (27 August)
- The unusual hamstring pain fat people get when they sexual role play as babies, and how to cure it (4 September)
- This is not an article (26 April)
- Tit (28 February)
- Tour de France (24 January)
- Ukraine (25 November)
- UnBooks:Aesop's Tables (24 August)
- UnBooks:Holmes On Homes (14 August)
- UnBooks:Mr. Happy's Bible Primer (12 November)
- UnBooks:My Pal Stanley Kubrick (9 February)
- UnBooks:My school day (15 January)
- UnBooks:Sunday my Sunday (29 November)
- UnDebate:Should women rap? (15 October)
- UnDebate:What does the fox say? (26 August)
- UnNews:Guy Gets Crazy (20 May)
- UnNews:Harris wobbled me against my will - board (28 August)
- UnNews:Hyrule physicists report quantum fluctuations (19 November)
- UnNews:Local grandfather won't just accept alien overlords (30 October)
- UnNews:Lucy movie affects viewers' brains (23 September)
- UnNews:Martin Luther King's tomb discovered (12 March)
- UnNews:Massage bugs discovered in Uganda (18 May)
- UnNews:Michael Bay's guide to public speaking (22 February)
- UnNews:My balls itch (3 December)
- UnNews:Obama to outline IS strategy after consulting Stonehenge gods (24 September)
- UnNews:The football is over (29 June)
- UnNews:US thrilled over pleasant execution (10 July)
- UnNews:Wrestlemania 87 commentary LIVE! (21 November)
- UnPoetia:Tao Te Ching (25 June)
- UnScripts:How TV can solve the Third World Debt Crisis (12 May)
- UnTunes:Do Islamic State Know It's Christmas? (25 December)
- UnTunes:Imagine No Taxes (14 September)
- User:Hardwick Fundlebuggy (2 May)
- What's-his-name off that thing (12 August)
- White-haired Asian Scientist (11 October)
- Why?:Are motorists out to get me when I ride my bike? (14 May)
- Why?:Eat a full English Breakfast (28 October)
- Why?:We Can't Have Nice Things (16 May)
- Will Harridge (24 May)
- Winter sports (1 December)
- You Are Gay (7 August)
2013
- 1875 Dunedin beach baseball riots (8 February)
- 1989 (9 July)
- 1993 (2 July)
- 9 out of 10 (27 April)
- 9-11 according to a 5 year old (4 July)
- A Helpful Compilation of the One Hundred (or so) Worst Things to Stick Your Dick into, and an Account of the Scientific Explorations Thereof — An Abridged Folio Edition, with Copious Illustrations and Annotations, for Your Edification and Enlightenment (27 January)
- Alexander Hamilton (9 September)
- Ambiguity (16 October)
- Amnesia: The Dark Descent (10 February)
- Animals with feet war with animals with no feet (9 November)
- Apple (25 July)
- Blacking Up (18 October)
- BladeRunnerway Bride (12 March)
- Cafeteria food (20 September)
- Change.org (22 April)
- Charlie Brown (25 February)
- Claudette Colvin (3 January)
- Confederate States Air Force (27 June)
- Constantine II (10 August)
- Constitution of the United States (actual text) (4 September)
- Curious George (16 May)
- David Brubeck (26 January)
- Departments of France (5 November)
- Does the Pope shit in the woods? (11 December)
- Don't judge a book by its cover (29 April)
- Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter (18 April)
- Drawing (14 April)
- Fred Basset (14 March)
- George H. W. Bush (11 July)
- Gerard Way (24 January)
- Get-rich-quick scheme (2 April)
- Glass Mike Tyson (8 April)
- God's deleted contributions (24 November)
- Gramp's Insane Ramblings: Life Lessons (26 September)
- Grand Rapids, Michigan (8 January)
- Gym (16 July)
- Hack writer (25 January)
- Hannibal Lecter (7 January)
- History of Great Britain (15 January)
- Holy Roman Empire (16 September)
- Homework (16 December)
- HowTo:Be Russian (2 August)
- HowTo:Be a hipster (10 October)
- HowTo:Beet off (5 January)
- HowTo:Insulate your loft (9 January)
- HowTo:Know if you're right brained or left brained (5 December)
- HowTo:Make it drink (15 October)
- HowTo:Pimp a ho (16 April)
- HowTo:Teach a six-legged lame man how to jump rope (25 April)
- HowTo:Wash the Dishes (10 July)
- I want a cookie (17 January)
- I'd like to talk to you about Jesus (19 March)
- IEye (30 March)
- James Bevel's face in a cloud (20 October)
- James Cook (11 March)
- Jesus LitesTM (18 June)
- John Hancock Center (5 September)
- Katy Perry Hit Generator (28 July)
- Krypton (2 September)
- Make Hummus Not War (3 August)
- Mammogram (13 February)
- Massholes (29 July)
- Matt Smith giving Mr-ex777 buttsex (5 May)
- Melba toast (24 October)
- Mexico (6 June)
- Mongolia (18 July)
- Monopoly (game) (2 January)
- MrX raped by Magic Ponies (25 June)
- Mutaween (31 January)
- Nelson Mandela (17 June)
- Neptune (22 October)
- Nillion (18 March)
- Number (28 December)
- Oz (TV series) (1 September)
- Page title (30 November)
- Perfect Square (28 January)
- Phil Ochs (2 June)
- Phone sex (1 June)
- Platinum (15 February)
- Please unblock me (30 October)
- Probability theory (8 July)
- Public domain (21 April)
- RMS Titanic (7 July)
- Reasonable doubt (13 April)
- Red Bull (6 April)
- Saw (17 February)
- Scissor (15 June)
- Silent radio (29 January)
- Simone Bittencourt de Oliveira (23 August)
- Snakes on a Plane (12 April)
- Still life (24 March)
- Symphony in Z Minor (13 January)
- The Andy Griffith Show (19 July)
- The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy (10 May)
- The Lorax (10 April)
- The Maori Show (16 March)
- The New Jersey Hoax (23 February)
- The Picture of Dorian Gray (5 July)
- The Wikipedia BBS (27 February)
- The X-HEIRS (6 July)
- The best comedic methods; analysis (23 April)
- The things your family doesn't know (30 January)
- There's Something Strange About My Neighbor... (1 February)
- Three Watchmen and a Baby (20 April)
- To the Lighthouse (9 April)
- Toilets in Japan (21 May)
- Twm (17 October)
- Umbrella (30 August)
- UnBooks:Biography: The guy who invented soap (19 February)
- UnBooks:Did you ever lock horns with a goat? (26 July)
- UnBooks:Funeral of the Easter Bunny (31 October)
- UnBooks:Guns don't kill people ... people kill themselves (12 October)
- UnBooks:My Summer Vacation in Saudi Arabia (8 September)
- UnBooks:The Brothers Karamazov (5 February)
- UnBooks:The Day I Met My Enemy (24 April)
- UnBooks:The Pet Goat (29 May)
- UnBooks:The Second Conquest of the Moon (28 April)
- UnBooks:Those uncomfortable moments when no one knows what to do (23 May)
- UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Owner's Manual (20 June)
- UnDebate:Is gun control necessary? (29 March)
- UnGuides:Being an American Television Producer (28 June)
- UnNews:"Gay" doesn't mean what Internet thinks it means (12 February)
- UnNews:A-bombs dropped on Japan awarded Nobel Peace Prize (15 April)
- UnNews:Abducted Ohio girls check MySpace (19 May)
- UnNews:Abraham Lincoln walking amongst us; won't go home (24 July)
- UnNews:Actor Paul Walker, age 40, victim of fiery typecasting accident (22 December)
- UnNews:Army launches new recruiting ad campaign (4 August)
- UnNews:Bale kills Bale in Bale with bale; gets bail (31 May)
- UnNews:Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster’s ex-wife (7 April)
- UnNews:Bush blames Barney for Iraq war decision (11 February)
- UnNews:Canadian women must now wear horns (18 November)
- UnNews:Christian Radio's "Carmageddon" prediction fails to materialize (2 November)
- UnNews:Coca-Cola recycles its beverage "base" (15 September)
- UnNews:Delicious New Zealand bird set for extinction by 2023 (4 February)
- UnNews:Earth gains on Mars for sandiest planet (20 July)
- UnNews:Editorial: I don't mean to be rude, but please don't do that to my daughter (28 March)
- UnNews:Elephant beaten to death with grandmother (17 April)
- UnNews:First Pet Rock passes away (12 July)
- UnNews:Gandhi statue coming to life in London (1 August)
- UnNews:Hand transplant man masturbates for first time (7 February)
- UnNews:Hark! The Herald Angus Sings (25 September)
- UnNews:Harry gets Hogwarts letter (23 July)
- UnNews:Indeed, Quvenzhané Wallis is a cunt (3 September)
- UnNews:Interview with Nicolas Maduro (5 October)
- UnNews:Islamic controversies ruining 9/11 celebrations across the country (1 July)
- UnNews:Joe Biden stepped in dog shit (30 July)
- UnNews:Kennedy Assassination Solved (22 July)
- UnNews:Local boy helps team win championship game (22 March)
- UnNews:Man makes headlines (6 September)
- UnNews:Man sues God; is smited (3 February)
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2012
- 0.999... (4 July)
- A Victorian Gentleman's Guide to the Trivialities of Courtship (23 May)
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- Amero (17 March)
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2011
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2010
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2009
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