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 Zork 1: The Great Underground Empire Score: 0 Moves: 0

C:\> Run "Zork"_

ZORK I: The Great Underground Empire

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There is a leaflet on the floor.
> take leaflet
Stolen.
> read leaflet
Welcome to the Zork page. In this space you will experience some of the most thrilling text action ever devised. It is a game of high skills and low cunning. In this adventure you will find some of the most dangerous creatures you've ever seen like e-

Eurg!! The rest of the leaflet has been torn.
> look
You are in a nondescript room of nondescript size. Exits are to the north, south, and west. Oh, and there's a Grue over there in the corner.

There is half a leaflet next to the Grue.

If you want, you can also:

For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Zork .

See also

Shortcut:
GM:ZK

External links

The Zork Trilogy:
Zork, Zork 2, Zork 3


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