Uncyclopedia:Best of/2008 (by date)
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Here you will find a list of the very best Uncyclopedia had to offer from 2024. Below are articles that were featured on the front page, during the golden year of 2024.
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Articles in Alphabetical Order
Articles by date
January 2008[edit source ]
- HowTo:Mail a Letter 1 January
- Thomas Hardy 2 January
- A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid 3 January
- Academia 4 January
- HowTo:Hear a Picture 5 January
- UnBooks:Vincent Van Gogh's Things To Do on a Rainy Afternoon 6 January
- UnNews:Tobacco picketing found to be addictive 7 January
- Bacon and Cheese Sandwich of 1905 8 January
- I don't appreciate your attitude towards my potato chip situation 9 January
- Why?:Save the mooses? 10 January
- Alien vs. Predator 11 January
- Why?:Use a wooden condom 12 January
- Humanity: A Retrospective 12 January
- UnNews:Strange "white stuff" falls from sky, America baffled 13 January
- Break Up Letter 14 January
- UnPoetia:Show Me Your Tits! 16 January
- UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist 17 January
- Thermopylae 18 January
- United Nations Charter 19 January
- UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop 20 January
- UnBooks:Fischer Price 21 January
- UnBooks:Surgical Phone 22 January
- Why?:Have Humongous Breasts 23 January
- Pacific War 24 January
- UnScripts:Grass in the Mist II 25 January
- Much Ado About Nothing 26 January
- UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It 27 January
- Hong Kong Feng Shui 28 January
- Thomas Aquinas 29 January
- UnBooks:James Brown's Chicken Soup for the Soul 30 January
- HowTo:Play the Skin Flute 31 January
February 2008[edit source ]
- EPIC FAIL! 13 February
- Rough Pubs 14 February
- UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind 15 February
- Uncyclopedia Health Service 16 February
- If you loved THAT, you’ll love THIS 17 February
- Truthful Vending GmbH 18 February
- Dude 19 February
- Why?:Does Christopher Meloni not have an emmy yet? 20 February
- I lost your pet ferret 21 February
- Marie Curie 22 February
- Just pennies a day 23 February
- March of the Penguin Brothers 24 February
- UnBooks:Life as a 45⁄8 Year Old 25 February
- UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963 26 February
- Why?:Get a tattoo of a tarantula on your face 27 February
- The Siege of Bordeaux 28 February
- Polish Inquisition 29 February
March 2008[edit source ]
- In Confidence We Walk: Upton Sinclair's Keynote Speech to the National Writer's Consortium, 1943 1 March
- America 2 March
- Examples of Bias in Conservapedia 3 March
- File 8AO4F: The God Case 4 March
- UnBooks:Travel Guide For All Countries 5 March
- UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games 6 March
- UnBooks:The True Story of: Jimmy and the aliens; based on a true story 7 March
- UnScripts:Noah's Ark 8 March
- Charles Lindbergh 9 March
- All of the Above 10 March
- Horatio Hornblower 11 March
- UnNews:Survey on apathy cancelled due to lack of interest 12 March
- UnBooks:The Tale of Captain Petey Widdershanks Blunderbub Shaleweather Monkeyturtle Johansen III, Buccaneer Extraordinaire 13 March
- Conservapedia 14 March
- Selective Inbreeding 15 March
- Titshugger Penishead McFucknutter 16 March
- UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits 17 March
- Paris Hilton 18 March
- Please delete this page 19 March
- HowTo:Show your appreciation for the band Led Zeppelin 20 March
- Hyperdrinking 21 March
- Scrawlings of The Artist as a Young Drunk 22 March
- The Muffin Man 23 March
- American Dream 24 March
- Edward the Gibbon 25 March
- List of people you do not want to come face to face with in a narrow hallway 26 March
- Lake Spooky 27 March
- Drugs 28 March
- Why?:Take Your Fish To Work 29 March
- Hillyard & Brickman Corporation 30 March
- Homing pigeon 31 March
April 2008[edit source ]
- Main Page 1 April
- Stoner High School 2 April
- Uncyclopedia:No Reading Articles 3 April
- UnScripts:Average Cop 4 April
- G Rated Talking Animal Movie 5 April
- UnNews:Massive stadium brawl breaks out over contemporary solipsist philosophy 6 April
- UnBooks:The Last Little Pig 7 April
- UnNews:"Hungry Hungry Hippos" celebrates anniversary 8 April
- Why?:Do I have a drug dealer on my buddy list? 9 April
- UnScripts:To'Romisha 10 April
- Prince and the Revolution 11 April
- Ant 12 April
- Misquoting Jesus 13 April
- Campaign Leaflet 14 April
- Otter 15 April
- Battle of the Sexes 16 April
- UnScripts:Heinous Dan 17 April
- UnNews:Joe Schmidt "only good driver in the world!" 18 April
- Why?:Buy a Cereal-o-Matic 19 April
- Al Capone 20 April
- Status Quo 21 April
- Why?:Burn a Furby? 22 April
- Threads Of Our Existence: Excerpts From the Secret Writing Journal Of F. Scott Fitzgerald 23 April
- UnNews:Something Wicked This Way Comes 24 April
- Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament 25 April
- HowTo:Become Stupid in 21 days 26 April
- Cyanide 27 April
- Tony Visconti 28 April
- Paradise Inc. 29 April
- The Daily Show 30 April
May 2008[edit source ]
- UnBooks:USA ROCKS! 1 May
- MSN Messenger's Guide to Manners, Proper Behavior and Slapstick 2 May
- The Dog Dies at the End 3 May
- Pyromaniac 4 May
- Mordor Jalapenos 5 May
- UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not 6 May
- Pre-Market Economy 7 May
- Defender of the Clown 8 May
- Custom Degrees 9 May
- Game:Oliver Twist 10 May
- UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. 11 May
- World War IV 12 May
- Miles Davis 13 May
- Scat 14 May
- Jerry Falwell 15 May
- UnNews:Washed Up 70's Rock Band touring to promote new album 16 May
- UnNews:Apocalypse-expecting cultists come out from cave 17 May
- Ferdinand von Zeppelin 18 May
- Battleship Potemkin 19 May
- Why?:Blame Hitler 20 May
- Democrazy 21 May
- Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans 22-ene May
- Harry S. Truman 23 May
- Eurovision Song Contest 24 May
- Unidentified man in green firing turret 25 May
- Use a Coaster! 26 May
- UnScripts:All Mixed Up 27 May
- Star Wars (Japanese Opera) 28 May
- UnNews:Aftershock from Chinese earthquake knocks over American glass of water in "major tragedy" 29 May
- Kitty porn 30 May
- Veteran 31 May
June 2008[edit source ]
- The white guy in All-4-One 1 June
- HowTo:Pronounce Mahmoud Ahmadinejad 2 June
- Public service announcement 3 June
- Bubble Wrap 4 June
- UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex 5 June
- Cis-zeatin O-beta-D-glucosyltransferase 6 June
- Fuck the world 7 June
- Dishwasher 8 June
- Pop Bomb 9 June
- Perfect Disaster 10 June
- Turing Duck Test 11 June
- Why?:Won't that damn CD player play my vinyls? 12 June
- Japanese High Schools 13 June
- HowTo:Write A Funny Band Article 14 June
- America is the best!!! 15 June
- The Old Country 16 June
- Consolation Prize 17 June
- UnNews:Irish voters get it all wrong 18 June
- UnNews:PBS facing lawsuit after The Count's televised drunken profanity 19 June
- Fourth Wall 20 June
- The Phallic School of Architecture 21 June
- Rafael Nadal 22 June
- Guinness Brewmasters 23 June
- Erogenous Zones and Difficulties in Overcoming Finding Them 24 June
- UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17 25 June
- Traditional Values 26 June
- UnNews:Your family died 27 June
- UnBooks:The secret diary of Andrew Murray, aged 203⁄4 29 June
- HowTo:Get Around In A Fighting Tournament 30 June
July 2008[edit source ]
- UnNews:Would-be-hero fatally defeated by common slime 1 July
- Thou 2 July
- UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk 3 July
- Hippies 4 July
- William Gladstone 5 July
- Insomnia 6 July
- UnBooks:Ill Met By Moonlight 7 July
- UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged) 8 July
- David Bowie 9 July
- UnBooks:A Day In The Life Of A Redirect 10 July
- What Would Jesus Do? 11 July
- Schindler's Listcruft 12 July
- Goldilocks and the Three Bears 13 July
- UnBooks:A Story, About a Man, that Comes to an Eventual Conclusion 14 July
- Necrophiliphobia 15 July
- Two Humps 16 July
- Why?:Eat your broccoli 17 July
- Hot indiscriminate sex 18 July
- HowTo:Write the Great American Novel 19 July
- UnBooks:Backstreet Abortionist's Handbook 20 July
- Spontaneous Combustion 21 July
- HowTo:Learn Guitar 22 July
- Awkward Conversation 23 July
- Melville the One Trick Pony 24 July
- Robert Mugabe 26 July
- UnTunes:Monkeys and Footballs 27 July
- UnMysteries:A Tissue Of Lies 28 July
- Thanks for buying our product! Now, fuck you. 29 July
- Taft Punk 30 July
- UnScripts:Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden 31 July
August 2008[edit source ]
- Jew Claw 2 August
- HowTo:Turn Your Terminator On 3 August
- Everything is great 4 August
- Pond Whales 5 August
- UnBooks:The Frogs 6 August
- Sarah Plain and Tall 7 August
- UnNews:Scientists devote massive funds from cancer research to production of an 'orgasmatron' 8 August
- Robin Hood 9 August
- UnBooks:Beep 10 August
- Walpurgis Night 11 August
- UnNews:Man forgets 9-11 12 August
- UnNews:I have taken hostages 13 August
- Lewd Acts of the Apostles 14 August
- Pripyat River 15 August
- Megadeth 16 August
- Playstation 4 17 August
- Art That Looks Like Nothing 18 August
- Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart) 19 August
- Lysol 20 August
- The Gathering Horror 21 August
- Sania Mirza 22 August
- Voter Information for the 2008 US Presidential Election 23 August
- Physics Act of 1707 24 August
- UnNews:Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange 25 August
- Isaac Newton 26 August
- UnBooks:Captain's Blog 27 August
- Begging the question 28 August
- UnNews:Area 51 opened to public 29 August
- How To:Survive a Japanese Game Show 30 August
- Why?:Don't You have a Girlfriend Yet? 31 August
September 2008[edit source ]
- UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible 1 September
- Universe (musical) 2 September
- Laura Ingalls Wilder 3 September
- HowTo:Write An Article That Stands No Chance Of Featuring On Uncyclopedia 4 September
- UnBooks:Frédéric Chopin's Guide to Better Lawn Care 5 September
- Gemini 6 September
- UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight 7 September
- UnBooks:Who Killed God? 8 September
- Color Me Badd 10 September
- The Pun Invasion of Uncyclopedia 11 September
- UnTunes:White trash girl 12 September
- Why?:Am I a Power Ranger? 13 September
- Regent University 14 September
- UnNews:John McCain calls for War on Bears 15 September
- HowTo:Drive a train 16 September
- UnScripts:The Symposium 17 September
- HowTo:Be A Supervillain 18 September
- The Incredible Adventures of MS PAINTMAN! 19 September
- HowTo:Hotwire a car 20 September
- The Critique of Pure Reason 21 September
- HowTo:Boil an egg 22 September
- UnNews:The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants angry about misrepresentation in movie 23 September
- Are you colour-blind? 24 September
- Mousetrap 25 September
- Goldfish 26 September
- Double Entendre 27 September
- UnTunes:Bobby Brown Goes Down (PMRC Edition) 28 September
- Interpretive Death 29 September
- UnNews:Corrections 30 September
October 2008[edit source ]
- UnBooks:Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes 1 October
- Bucephalus 2 October
- UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice 3 October
- Get Some Mortgage 4 October
- The Men in Blood-Stained Overcoats Who Stay Out of Sight, Waiting For Just the Right Moment 5 October
- Faggot 6 October
- Gerry Cheevers 7 October
- France 8 October
- Rule of Three 9 October
- Virginia Tech Massacre 10 October
- UnBooks:Polar Express 11 October
- HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis 12 October
- UnBooks:An Uncyc Ban Diary 13 October
- Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists 14 October
- A Guide to Snark Hunting - An Edwardian Gentlemen's Companion 16 October
- Rashōmon 17 October
- The Bunfight at the OK Corral 18 October
- UnNews:Presidential candidates devote all remaining funds to one voter 19 October
- Creepy guy who lives across the street 20 October
- Grim Reaper 21 October
- Pontius Pilates 22 October
- NASA 23 October
- Fish Puns 24 October
- UnNews:Infomercial finally convinces area man to pick up phone, call now 25 October
- HowTo:Win an Argument 26 October
- J'accuzzi 27 October
- Marijuana 28 October
- Creepy 29 October
November 2008[edit source ]
- A-level 3 November
- Enid Blyton 5 November
- Observational Comedy 7 November
- UnNews:Dewey Defeats Obama 9 November
- UnNews:Cancer is racist 11 November
- Michael Bay 13 November
- HowTo:Love me 15 November
- Why?:Is There a Moose On This Plane? 17 November
- UnNews:"WWJD?" leads to unfortunate end for local layabout 19 November
- UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature 21 November
- UnNews:Astronauts starting to suspect no one is coming for them 23 November
- Why?:Do I Like Tango and Cash? 25 November
- BBC Wireless 4 27 November
- Andy Rooney 28 November
- Canadians: A Retrospective 30 November
December 2008[edit source ]
- UnNews:Obama selects cabinet, still undecided on bookshelf and coffee table 3 December
- Romance novel 5 December
- UnNews:Militant atheist decides her car keys never existed 7 December
- Physics doesn't exist, it's all about Gnomes 9 December
- Golf War 13 December
- Pawnography 16 December
- Iron Maiden 18 December
- Igor 20 December
- The Millennium 22 December
- ☃ 24 December
- Jimmy the Cowboy 27 December
- UnNews:OJ Simpson found guilty, sentenced to fifteen years in a resort hotel 29 December
- UnNews:New Range of Low-Tech Personal Music Players Released 31 December