UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure

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Welcome to the first ever[1] choose your own adventure story on Uncyclopedia!

YOU are the hero of this story. YOU choose which way to go. And YOU get killed in as many ways as I can think of.[2]

Just to prove it, here is a gratuitous and unnecessary use of {{USERNAME}}:

<insert name here> is the hero!

Anyway, the story...

You (the hero) are given an ancient and mysterious map by an ancient and mysterious man. It's a map to the legendary Cheeseburger of Doom!

What you do next is your choice!...[3]


To fly to Venice, go to Page 25 To fly to deepest darkest Basingstoke, go to Page 4 To fly to Iowa, go to Page 41
  1. ↑ not really
  2. ↑ seven
  3. ↑ If you're too lazy to make a choice, head to the map section in Page 2
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