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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.
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There is no God but Muhammad and Allah is his prophet
We found a copy of Super Mario and destroyed it.
Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g
Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore
Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.
Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?
It's like a dream come true!
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Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do
@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry
Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?
The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.
Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.
The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.
#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo
The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.
12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.
Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.
All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.
I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o
The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.
rofl...omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY
I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8
That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.
I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.
Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do
#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space @dsoprano @valleygurl @DJones @GeorgeP @McElroy @Examtime @Arkboi @Odysseus @OBLaden #X
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