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• Kid (and ball) escape narrow car crash
• Robert F. Kennedy Jr. engulfs every panda bear in existence (Pictured)
• Kardashian and Ye do washed up things
• We have road copters
• Mummy Pig's pregnancy sparks paternity drama
• Heinz Doofenshmirtz finally takes full control over the Tri-State Area
• UnNews remembers Michelle Trachtenberg
• Cinema ceiling makes dramatic entrance during Captain America screening
• UnSports update for February!
  • USA and Canada take their trade war to the ice hockey rink. Literally.
  • Philadelphia Eagles ruin Super Bowl "3-peat" dreams for Kansas City Chiefs, Taylor Swift
  • And more!

Ongoing : The wait for GTA VI • Eurovision Song Contest • Russian Invasion • Israel‑Hamas conflict • ICE rounding up illegal immigrants • Taylor Swift's very unlucky, no good year • DOGE firings and budget cuts • Release of all the JFK and Epstein Files, purportedly • March Madness • Tornadoes shredding the American South • Post-apocalyptic streaming movies starring Stranger Things actors

Recent deaths : Michelle Trachtenberg • Gene Hackman, wife and dog, too • Skype • Kingda Ka • David Johansen, The New York Dolls, and Buster Poindexter • UnSpoiler and BeGone extensions • Space Ghost • Tesla's stock • Bob Rivers • Meghan Markle's Netflix show • The Electric State • Kurt from Good Burger • George Foreman • 23andMe

Upcoming deaths : Yoon Suk Yeol's presidency and freedom • Luigi Mangione • Kate Middleton • Laura Palmer • DEI, for better or for worse • Pope Francis • Meghan Markle's remaining likeability • "Snow Woke and the Seven Pronouns" • Your March Madness bracket and bank account • Tornado Alley • Somebody from The Rugrats Movie

• An image built one pixel at a time
• Rhode Island
• Warner Bros.
• Horatio Nelson, 1st Viscount Nelson

• ... that Gerry Adams IS the Lord of the Dance? (Pictured)

• ... that sex in the ear canal is called CANAL (pronounced like anal but with a C in the beginning)?
• ... that colorless green ideas sleep furiously?
• ... that the process of dying and coming back to life as a cow is known as reincownation?
• ... that people residing or visiting Canada often ask themselves, "Why am I in Canada?"
• ... that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser?
• ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?

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