UnTunes:Perry the Platypus
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Perry the Platypus .
Sung to the tune of Secret Agent Man by Johnny Rivers
If you're a criminal he's gonna catch you
He's a talented detective, not just a gumshoe.
See that evil scientist?
Pretty soon he will be pissed
Perry's gonna fuck his shit up big time
The Doctor's always planning something hostile
Perry just just makes that snorting sound with his nostrils
They can't ever get away
Perry always saves the day
If only all your pets were secret agents
If you want to be like Perry, there's a costume
If you want to smell like Perry, here try this perfume
When your dad wants to be sly
Call him out for trying to lie
CURSE YOU PERRY THE PLATYPUS!
"Curse you Perry, I'm going to get you!"