User:Codeine

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This user is an administrator and messing with 'em could result in a ban.
This user denies any involvement with the cabal . There is no cabal.
Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
19 years, 8 months and 15 days.

This user is a total UKer
and wants to steal your country albums for sport.
(British Uncyclopedians)
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This user is a native speaker of Correct English .
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This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français .
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This user is a Master Seaguller
and knows how to hit the spot
sh-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Srpski-Hrvatski .
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This user has already read all of Oscar Wilde's works. Twice. And has his picture over their bed.
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Yd-N A native speaker of Yoda , this user is.
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This user does not speak Random Humour and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Random Humour speakers .
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I joined the Folding@home team , because I have nothing better to do with my computer.
Portsmouthbadge.png This user supports Pompey F.C

(Because blue is a nice colour.)

This user plays guitar , because it attracts more groupies , and gets more solos than the bass .
This user plays bass , because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
This user is a big pianist , and as such believes they are better than all other musicians .
This user denounces BENSON.

"The necessity of living in the midst of the diabolical citizens of Portsmouth is a real and unavoidable calamity. It is a doubt to me if there is such another collection of demons upon the whole earth."

~ General James Wolfe, 1758

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Stuff I Started

Bold articles have been featured


...in addition to ruining other people's hard work.

Images I made

Awards, Titles and Honours

The Burninator!

This User is hereby cited for extreme diligence
in the deletion of crap. Fear them.

Mega Deletion Award!

This Admin has successfully beaten the crap out of many,
many articles in rapid succession. Fear them greatly.


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Potatohead.png Featured Article: Royal Pointless Military Things Tournament
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Brown Ninjastarfish
Awarded for the valiant work in editing crud
and dealing with the crud-meisters. –Mhaille


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Ninjastar is Stuck to my Hand
For creation of a Pocketful of Ninjastars. –gwax


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Reskin Ninjastar
For Em: , because what the world needs is a little more darkness, angst and self-mutilation. –Rcmurphy


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Original Ninjastar
I award a Ninjastar for removing the letter "A" from my UnNews, and some other reasons. –GneomI


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Ninjitsu Star
For pissing off dumbass IPs, vandals, and doing good things for Uncyclopedia –THINKER


Award.png Bastard Admin Award

This admin is such a bastard, users who have been caught in their wake have had to complain to other admins.


Award.png Anal Retentive Grammar Nazi

This user has made it there quest to find grammar errors and point them out, rather then just fix them. Than they go to you're talk page and than tell you about it at length, even if your minding you're own business. Its somewhat annoying that their so keen about it, up with which you may or may not put.


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...He's the only one that does.


Roger The Bum's Honorary Quarter


ORDER OF LYONS ~ 1st CLASS
For demonstration of conduct most becoming an Uncyclopedian ~ virtue, mercy, courage, valour, fairness, protection of the weak and the poor, or some reasonable fascimile thereof, you are hereby instated to the Order of Lyons, with all the rights and privileges pertaining thereto, should any ever exist.


CONGRATULATIONS!
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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Hong Kong Feng Shui Phooey Approved Jan 2008

Nominated Sexy Admin of the Year
This user has been nominated for Sexy Admin of the Year—you can vote for them or nominate your favourite user at Uncyclopedia:Sexy admins of the year.


Deinonychus playing poker.jpg This user is presented the Clever Deinonychus award for making Colin "All your base" Heaney laugh through some clever use of words that may or may not involve dinosaurs on IRC.


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