User:Kjhf

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Hi <insert name here>! Welcome to my hole[edit | edit source ]

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rh -X
This user only speaks Random Humour enough to seduce native Random Humour speakers .
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uk -N
This user is a native speaker of Correct English .
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17 -N
This user is a native speaker of 1337 .
17 -N
do -4
This user speaks Dolphin at a near-native level.
do -4
sc -3
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scrabble .
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lg -3
This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Logic .
lg -3
fr -2
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Français .
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la -2
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Latin .
la -2
pika -2
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pikachu .
pika -2
Pie -2
This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Pie .
Pie -2
it -1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Italiano .
it -1
da -1
This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Danish .
da -1
bu-1 This user speaks only basic Bullet and must chamber a new round manually after each shot.
sa -E
This user only speaks Sarcasm because it was a required course in school .
sa -E
ht -E
This user only speaks HTML because it was a required course in school .
ht -E
ao -F
This user got an F in AOLer and likes their native language better (if they have one).
ao -F
bs -0
This user does not understand Bullsh!t (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
bs -0
al -G
This user does not speak the Ancient Language and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all the Ancient Language speakers .
al -G
du -G
This user does not speak Dumbass and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Dumbass speakers .
du -G
mor -G
This user does not speak -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. . speakers .
mor -G
typo-G This user does not speak Typo and furthermore believes Typo to be an embarassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Typo.
BBL
Kjhf has too many Babel boxes on their user page.
BBL
NOBBL
Kjhf needs more Babel boxes.
NOBBL
USB
Kjhf has too many userboxes and the babel table is out of Proportion to the userbox table. Until now.
USB
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(削除) Kjhf wishes he were an admin. Please grant him the wish. Also he doesn't like pink so he changed the box. (削除ここまで)
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Kjhf doesn't care about BENSON. Support him or not, I don't care.
Portsmouthbadge.png This user supports Pompey F.C

(You'll find us singing LOUD!)

usbx
This user likes to use userboxes.
usbx
Usb!
No, really.
Usb!
This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.
This user is a total UKer
and prefers to use pavements to sidewalks.
(British Uncyclopedians)
♂
This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
♂
This user is a big pianist , and as such believes they are better than all other musicians .
This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek !
NO
This user doesn't care.
NO
This user is a Ninja , with dominion over everything totally sweet.
Some
This user has written Some articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.
Some
Uncyclopedia-paint.png This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.
Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
ubx–
crapload
This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to Userboxes.
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crapload
Thank you for making over edits!
Orange is my favourite colour because my birthstone said so, and it reminds me of FIRE!
Clock.gif This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
18 years, 3 months and 2 days.

Français[edit | edit source ]

Go die in a fire. No: I'm not a racist. Bloody government made us learn a second language. Yes I can speak French. Whoop-de-frigging-do.

Latina[edit | edit source ]

Salve! mater est laetissimus quod ego sum inquitibat Latina. Te audire non pascura. Musa sapientum est in aure.

Dansk[edit | edit source ]

Velkommen!

Japanese[edit | edit source ]

Konnichi wa, ore no namae wa Kurisu!

1337[edit | edit source ]

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