Bernardo Bertolucci
Bernardo Butterlucci (16 March 1941 – 26 November 2018) was the inventor of butter. He was also an Italian film director, apparently.
Biography[edit | edit source ]
Butterlucci invented butter in 1900, 41 years before he was actually born in Italy. The butter is named after him.
Invention of butter[edit | edit source ]
Bernardo invented butter while making a toast. The butter was very tasty.
Weird Al dispute[edit | edit source ]
American musician "Weird Al" Yankovic has claimed that he was actually the inventor of butter, during the shooting of his video "Amish Paradise". This made Butterlucci very angry.
Death[edit | edit source ]
Butterlucci died yesterday. He was 77 years old. This makes butter 118 years old.
Legacy[edit | edit source ]
Anyone who uses butter should always cherish the magnificent Bernardo Butterlucci, the inventor of butter. Butterlucci also sexually harassed a young French actress named Maria Schneider in 1972, and totally ruined her life.
See also[edit | edit source ]