Uncyclopedia:Writer of the Month

This is it. The big one. The Oscar of Uncyclopedia. Writer of the month. The "Chronies", if you will. And it is the Voting page.

Eligibility Requirements[edit source ]

To be nominated, you must:

• Be a registered member.
• Not nominate yourself. You can vote for yourself, but you can't nominate yourself.
• Have written at least five "full" articles.

Whom should I nominate?[edit source ]

Nominate the member who has written the funniest, highest-quality stuff in the past month.

Nominations and Voting Process[edit source ]

Nominations end one week from the end of the month. Over the course of the month you may vote ONCE for your favorite writer. Do your research! Vote for who makes you giggle immensely. On the first of the next month, the winner will be announced.

Fabulous Prizes[edit source ]

Winner will receive:

• Spotlight on front page.
• Fancy template to put on your user page.
• Becoming a GUN.
• 1 gallon of ice cream!
• Only 1 gallon? What a rip off!
• We can make it a pint.
• No cone though
• Sprinkles are optional.

Vote Or Die!![edit source ]

Nominate now! Only signed votes will count. Please use the level two headline format for the name of the nomination with an optional comment and mandatory signature underneath.

Past Winners[edit source ]

stillwaters • RadicalX • LeeHarveyKennedy • carlb • Famine • Cap'n Ben • Rangeley • KP • Savethemooses • David Gerard • Todd Lyons • Doug • Mhaille • Hindleyite • Bradaphraser • Tompkins • Hardwick Fundlebuggy • Imrealized • Procopius • Squiggle • ENeGMA • Modusoperandi • One-eyed Jack • Prettiestpretty • Braydie • Shandon • Electrified mocha chinchilla • Ljlego • The Thinker • TheLedBalloon • Zombiebaron • So So • Cajek • THE • 15Mickey20 • Mordillo • Thekillerfroggy (2) • Dr. Skullthumper • DJ Irreverent • Under user • RAHB • Hyperbole • The UnIdiot • Gerrycheevers • SysRq • An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays • DrStrange (2) • Sycamore • Guildensternenstein • RabbiTechno • Orian57 • Sog1970 • GlobalTourniquet (2) • Necropaxx • MacMania • PuppyOnTheRadio • Zim ulator • Zana Dark • Nameable • Asahatter • MadMax • Aleister • Fredd The Mahmauscher • Matfen • Dexter111344 • Nachlader • Black flamingo11 • Mrthejazz • Funnybony • Romartus • SPIKE (2) • The Woodburninator • Sockpuppet of an unregistered user • Maniac1075 • Matt lobster • Skinfan13 • NoNamesLeft • ChiefjusticeDS • Mattsnow • Magic man • Xamralco (2)• Lyrithya • Nikau (2)• Bizzeebeever • MrN9000 • Shabidoo • Jocke Pirat • Weebils • Zarbag • Winstanley1 • Ptok-Bentoniczny • Leverage • Sir Peasewhizz • Kip the Dip • Multiliteralist• IFYMB! (2) • Denzo • Snarglefoop • Roman Dog Bird • Everyotherusernamewastaken • Hyetts • MrX

Official nominations for March 2025[edit source ]

Jabberwock (talk) – contribs (new • del) • edit-count • block (rem • list) • all logs • groups • checkuser [edit source ]

• Symbol for vote.svg For. Wrote 2+ FAs, also one of them, HowTo:Mess up Uncyclopedia, is very good and can be used to take down Wikipedia. While not funny, it certainly deserved a Main Page feature. -Gale5050 aka Andrew5 let's talk! See me on WP! Do not click before August 01:23, 7 April 2021 (UTC)
• Symbol for vote.svg For. LOL. WohMi, the Dueling King (talk) 15:56, 15 October 2021 (UTC)
• Fucking good article writing dipshit! Shabi DOO 03:11, 17 October 2021 (UTC)
• ½Mimomaxus.gif for?–

Zig Ziglar once said, "In your hands you hold the seeds of failure or the potential for greatness." – Writer of the Month  ~Formerly Annoying Crap 10:39, 18 October 2021 

• Symbol for vote.svg For.. 'How to Mess Up Uncyclopedia?! Anybody who bites the hand that feeds 'em's definitely getting MY vote! Better llate than never? Good work Jabberwock! Smuggler 04:39, 8 December 2022 (UTC)

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