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Welcome to Sir ENeGMA's Userpage

Today's Featured ENeGMA!

Awarded the...award...of Writer of the Month December 2006, the large hole in my heart I attempted to fill with misanthropy and small plastic objects is now fully filled and patched up, good as new. I thank you all for your relentless show of dedication, and hope that you will continue to show me favor, both before and after the inevitable Revolution.

Articles

On VFH Now

Nothing!? What the fuck are you doing, nominate something!

PLS Articles

  • Honesty winned Best Article! Score!
  • Civil War almost winned Best Rewrite! Almost score!

Thanks to everyone who voted for/read/enjoyed these articles. I enjoyed writing them.

Featured

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Quasi-Featured

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Good Articles

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UnNews Articles

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Other Articles

Articles I've edited

I didn't do much on work on these.

Awards

Holy Shit! Awards!

Hardmum.jpg Mrs. Fundlebuggy sends you a big pie and a warm welcome!

Thanks for being so nice as to vote for my son. Normally people just kick him in the shin and fill him with balloons. I know I do.

Thanks for the vote - it's appreciated. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 17:59, 13 July 2006 (UTC)

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~ sin($) tan() 08:24, 21 July 2006 (UTC)


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...and are NOT a smeg head

Thanks for supporting me as an admin. I hope I can live up to the huge expectorations of Uncyclopedia and UnNews. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:27, 4 September 2006 (UTC)

Unbookslogo.png Featured UnBook: Hutt River Anthology
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Original Ninjastar
Thanks for incorporating the American imperialism image into the most excellent and hopefully

soon-to-be-featured article A Tour of Baghdad; it helped a lot in VFP. –-thetoastman


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You have been awarded a Zidanese Ninjastar

Forged out of pure Ununbilium metal, you must have really pleased me... –

'NeoZidane CUNT Spacer.gif Spacer.gif Spacer.gif Icons-flag-gb.png Headbutt extraordinaire __15px-RedPhone.jpg____15px-SigCommunist.png соединяйтесь! 15px-SigCommunist.png


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Now go play in traffic.
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Potatohead.png Featured Article: Fundagelical Christianity
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Lemon has awarded you a ninjastar
Reason: For being both smart and funny –'


Soviet Mayonaise Jar.jpg NeedABrain has awarded you a mayonnaise jar!
For you got the brains. In case of unwanted death, just have your brain tucked in and fill it with serum, formol or mint liqueur. If you can't wait, go tease a lion.

You are the recipient of the Mhaille Award For Excellence for the month of December 2006. The award is in recognition of those individuals that *I* feel have contributed to making Uncyclopedia a better place, whether through writing or image production or just "what they do around the place."

Please feel free to display this award in a prominent place or hide it in a sock drawer somewhere - its up to you. Thank you for doing what you do. :) -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)


Hwgun.jpg The Artist as a Young Psychopath

Many thanks for voting for me as Writerie of ThE Ear. These things mean a lot to me.

Indeed, I recall the words of my old dad, who said:

Son, writing is just like shooting. You aim, you shoot, you watch the rodent explode and then you wander home with a strange feeling of regret. And you know what? ... He was totally wrong.

--Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 12:22, 3 January 2007 (UTC)

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Berogen
has awarded you the
Neat Order of the Closet
for voting
For
HowTo:Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male
Wear It With Pride!
TM

You big homo.
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Thanks for helping fix our peer! –Bradaphraser



GPSstalin.jpg THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT

And so the motherland would like to thank him.
The motherland would also likes to thank him for voting for My Journeys with the GPS.
Now, TURN LEFT!

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Mewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Braydie thanks you for supporting him to become admin.
I would have done this sooner, but admins are supposed to be lazy.
There is no personalised message either.

Braydie at 23:52, 24 January 2007 (UTC)

BePrepared.jpg Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.

Braydie at 15:29, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

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Potatohead.png Featured Article: Honesty
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