User:Famine
Evileye trans.png You have reached the page of Sir Famine GUN Bur. If you wish to Cavil, please do so.
A former horseman of the apocalypse, Famine has since retired, and is living his unlife out in Ponderosa. Famine has also been attending meetings of AnRed, although they have begun to complain that he is a bad influence on other members.
"Sometimes the only way to improve morale is to shoot all the unhappy people"
~ Famine
Contributions to Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source ]
If you stumble across something amazing, my hand has graced it. If it sucks, I did not write it. Unless the here.
How Come you keep on deleting what I add?[edit | edit source ]
Actually, if you really are wondering why, this is why.
And if for some reason I hate you, stop messing around and Do some work! I've never banned anyone for doing work.
Damnation · Flagellation · Flood · Death of Your First Born · Frogs · Pestilence · Global Panic · Testicular torsion
Fire and Brimstone · Famine · Cancer · Papercuts of Doom · Damaged goods · Sudden Death · Reaganomics
Spontaneous Combustion · Decapitation Disease · Marriage · Melenoma · Meteors · Pedicornwallification