User:LeeHarveyKennedy

Lee Harvey Kennedy is loosely based on a true story, ripped from the headlines of several leading Slav newspapers.

He also does not currently own a computer, which rather sabotages his best efforts to write for Uncyclopedia. Give him time. He promises he'll be good again.

The Best of Lee Harvey Kennedy[edit | edit source ]

• The Official List of the Best Things in Existence (Featured)
• Godzilla vs. Megaman VII (Nominated)
• Racoon Tail v. Super Mario Cape (Featured)
• Much Ado About Yokels (Featured)
• Fanfiction.net (Featured)

Other Things[edit | edit source ]

Okay, so I wrote a few other things here and there, too. Here are some of the ones that I wrote or rewrote, except for 'Uranium', which I paid my wife to write for me1, and if I missed something, then it probably wasn't very good in the first place.

• The Lightbulb joke
• Punk rock
• The conclusion of 'The Song That Never Ends'
• Unreasonable hysteria
• Chihuahua
• Pinky and the Brain
• VH1
• 12 pillars of Hip Hop (Rewrite)
• Aphra Behn
• Merlin Manson (Rewrite)
• Ashley Simpson (dog)
• Why you can't play baseball in Hawaii
• Who put the 'bop' in the 'bop sh-bop sh-bop'?
• Accordion
• Minnesota Vikings (Rewrite)
• Manhattan Project
• Jeez-Its
• Ein Reich! Ein Volk! Ein Act!
• Numpad4
• World Amnesia Games
• Sadaharu Oh
• Hamlet
• Indian Ocean
• Freddy Mercury
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
• Local goverment
• Titus Androgynous
• December
• DualDisc
• Romeo and Juliet
• 1935
• Goth Scene
• Oklahoma
• F12
• Onomatopoeia (Rewrite)
• Alien
• Undesirable Gift Card
• Charlie Murphy
• ♠
• Genius
• Mona Lisa
• Heinrich Himmler
• 1862
• 1980
• America's Funniest Home Videos
• You forgot Poland
• Sophisticated Complicated Underwater Breathing Apparatus
• Uranium
• Madagascar
• Centaur (Rewrite)
• Sherlock Holmes

End note[edit | edit source ]

1 Haha, I lied. I don't have a wife, you gullible fucker!

• Kennedy family