User:Everyotherusernamewastaken

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Everyotherwordforpeniswastaken
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"Crede Quia Absurdum Est."

~ Oscar Wilde
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This user is fae Bonnie Scotland - away an boil yer heed
This user is a total UKer
and may nut you, you slag.
(British Uncyclopedians)

This user is a member of Imperial Colonization.
This user thinks that Mr winkler is GAY , and that he should GET SOME SICK!
This user has an unhealthy obsession with Frank Zappa. You can make futile attempts to cure them by suggesting various therapies and focus groups.


My Articles[edit | edit source ]

Here is a fairly wide selection of the articles I've written:

Star.gif Nothing's syndrome
Star.gif Rembrandt
Star.gif God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen
Star.gif Bluestocking (WITH HELP FROM ROMARTUS)
Star.gif Glory hole
Star.gif Aliana y los Enanitos Grandes
Star.gif Films of Waves Accompanied by a Breathy Voice-over to be shown at Modern Art Galleries
One-liner
Trojan Asteroid
Coming soon

Songs[edit | edit source ]

Star.gif UnTunes:God Screw You Royally, Gentlemen
UnTunes:Wine-writer's (Wander)lust
UnTunes:I'm Disgusting, and That's Got You Hot
UnTunes:I Eat Babies

Semi-auto-biographical[edit | edit source ]

Too Tall
Poet

Will & Testament[edit | edit source ]

Unfortunately, so far my contributions on this site only tell half the story, because I used to edit at the spoon. If you want a bit of entertainment, check my user-page: [1], block log: [2] and final contributions: [3]. I could go into a detailed criticism of the site, but instead I'll just jump to my conclusion: I would encourage anyone to only edit at that site if it will piss off this guy: [4].

Here I have been met somewhat more hospitably and aim to keep activity high as much as possible. The problem is that I'm writing this now after a long spell of inactivity, and I don't know why it ended. Perhaps someone reminded the people on IRC that this site still exists.

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