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This page is an archive . The contents have been moved from another page for reference purposes only, and should be preserved in their current form. Discussion or voting on this page is not current. Any additions you make will probably not be read. The current version of this page can be found at FFS.

Note: Users listed here are all included in Category:FFSWinner

Cs1987

Score: +1

Banaan

Score: +5

Mr. Briggs Inc.

Score: +7

(削除) *Comment So Does your sig. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 19:17, 2 January 2007 (UTC) (削除ここまで)

  • Fixing all rouge sigs...

Ghelæ

Score: +7

Tom mayfair

Score: -1 ^_^
  • strongly for
  • STRONGLY FOR- He is apparently a penis
  • Agree He's a Communist and he's not funny but his mother thinks he is.! User:Tom mayfair/Sig 07:20, 12 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For can't even make the first letter of his surname a capital. Tut, tut, tut. ~ Ghelæ talk contribs 17:53, 14 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For Infinite Ban.--Jtaylor1 Small Egg.png 09:41, 16 August 2006 (UTC)
  • BAN. That's what FFS is all about. -- The Colonel (talk) 13:51, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
  • For, only because he wants it. Otherwise, he's cool and always votes for my stuff. - - § . | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:01, 12 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For. A pathetic soul. Too bad each of my votes counts as 600,000 regular votes. --EMC [TALK] 22:43, 22 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Aganist - --"' PrincessCaitlai "' ("'T"') 03:20, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against No one that devoted to communism can be bad Tuck99sig.png Tuckdotsmall.jpg
  • (削除) Strong Against Theres nothing that bad about communists, and besides, he's made one or two decent pictures.-Anonymous (削除ここまで) Signed Votes Only
  • Against Плашки коммунизма этот год.--Walter Humala - Emperor of West Wikipedia Crystal Clear app korganizer.png |wanna Talk? 02:31, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against In Soviet Russia, ban votes against YOU! DarthMichigan 00:58, 12 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Against - I like him. Too bad each of my votes counts as 600,000 regular votes aswell (Two can play at that game, emc!). --AAA! (AAAA) 11:15, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Against- What you going to do about it? Aww.PNG Icons-flag-gb.png -K j h f !- (feeling chatty?) -19:23, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Don't ban Helpful, and nominated for Uncyclopedian of the month --GAMESPOT=666 00:57, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

Jack mort

Score: -3
  • For creating this, redundant to Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol. For copying {{VFH}} to {{FFS}} without removing the stupid bits. For being Jack mort. --Splaka 22:12, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Agree. --~ sin($) tan(€) 22:14, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Jack is a cornerstone of the uncyc world. - jack mort | cunt | talk KodamaIcon.jpg - 22:33, 7 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I don't believe he's done enough to deserve this yet. Must try harder. -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 13:32, 10 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Hamster The world will end if JackMort is banned. Do it! Sliferjam 23:43, 17 June 2006 (UTC)
  • For He recently did something to one of my articles, can't remember what though. --Mr Gridenko 11:59, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
  • No, that was me. And I NRV'd it. At least I think it was yours. Anyway, PWN INDEFINATELY. ~ Ghelæ talk contribs 15:56, 23 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Nay Seems like an OK dude, on IRC at least. Tux.png DaBlade Kmenu.png (Click here to bitch. :)) 20:47, 24 June 2006 (UTC)
  • Against, cause he's cool.--TKF 22:20, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Nay seems to be a good enough bloke. - - § . | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 04:26, 24 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. Kill some puppies first. --Hhamdy283 23:46, 19 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Against Was able to raionaly explain why he voted against my image. Now I'm returning him the favor. Not that this page matters... --Sir Z o m b i e b a ro n 17:47, 24 October 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong Aganist --"' PrincessCaitlai "' ("'T"') 13:36, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille

Score: -2
  • For Killing off a page for "vanityshite" again and again and again. Ganondorf3345 08:59, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Killing off a page for "vanityshite" --User:MilesTailsPrower 21:15 29 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For banning or page for vanity shite again, and again, and again! its not vain! there are loads of us doing it so screw you man!
  • For BAN BAN BAN, SHAME HE'S AN ADMIN! --
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Sockpuppeteer of the Month Award Sockpuppeteer of the Month May 2007

12:24 1 october 2006 (UTC)

Sliferjam

Score: +4
  • You want to do what to my ass?!?

Spang

Score: -7
  • Nom and (削除) for (削除ここまで) AGAINST - You are no commander, you are a threat to the mission! Your methods are stupid, your intellegence is stupid, your progress has been STUPID! For the sake of the mission, you must be terminated! (A quick reminder, I am exercising my freedom of speech by doing this on my home computer and thusly can NOT be punished for my opinion. If punished, you WILL be sued.) - Sliferjam - #1UN - You got something to say? - JAM! - I'm special. 23:54, 1 July 2006 (UTC)
Comment: Oh yeah? I'm going to hunt you down and forcibly remove that opinion from you. Freedom of speech my ass! • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:05, 5 July 2006 (UTC)
You will pay for your questions! - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 22:00, 7 July 2006 (UTC)

Zombiebaron

Score: +1
  • Nom and for, because he's an undead nay-saying ginger-loving canadian. - Jack Mort | TALK | MUN | F@H - 22:03, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. He already is a useless gobshite and he was banned by Splaka. He doesn't need another ban or useless award. --Sbluen 00:55, 9 July 2006 (UTC)
Acctually I've been banned more then just that once, sept those times I was banned because of someone else's wrong doing (or cause Money don't like edit collisions). --The Zombiebaron 22:50, 10 July 2006 (UTC)
Hmmm...it seems that someone takes votes a little bit too personally? --The Zombiebaron 23:31, 28 August 2006 (UTC)
Ha! --Spacer.gif Spacer.gif PremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 15:28, 5 September 2006 (UTC)
For the sake of... I used his user page's code on my user page while it was still a construction site. The site was the connection point of my project that is currently VFD'd in a bowl of craps Sir General Minister G 5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN

Col.swordman

Score: +13
  • Nom and for - for:
    • being an arrogant jerk.
    • starting a nosensical flamewar in a nonsensical forum.
    • making aggressive bullet points like this.
    • vandalising recreated vanity.
    • vandalising Sandbox.
    • hating nerds and geeks. (These people are good-looking, humourous, stylish pVVnin9 13375. Stop hating them n00b! lololololol!!!111111ONE1111ELEVEN11)
-- The Colonel (talk) 22:03, 7 July 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment In a vain attempt to keep my whatever is left of my integrity intact, I'd like to point out that I did not post this comment directly above^. So I've removed my signature from it. While many of the words in it were written by me, they were copied and pasted by strange hands from my "But Seriously..." article (currently on VFH! Vote now!) where you will find them in much more congenial and happier surroundings than they appear above. My sig was then added ... yes! .... added! .... by those self-same hands. They were not my hands, which are not nearly as hairy and have clean fingernails. My hands were in fact elsehwhere at the time, engaged in activities that I dare not relate here for fear of offending those with sensative natures. I would also like to assure readers that if I wanted to imply that someone was a complete moron, I would use a much more elegant and witty turn of phrase than "complete moron". Just protecting the brand name here. Nothing more to see. Move on now. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Bleat) 09:30, 9 October 2006 (UTC)

Imrealized

Score: +8
  • Nom and HUGE FOR - No real reason, but if you want one I'll say I don't like his jerkoff name, I don't like his jerkoff face, I don't like his jerkoff behavior and I don't like 'im. Jerkoff. -- User:Malibu Chief of Police 04:24, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Ja. But I just want the money. -- Uli Kunkel 04:24, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Little Shit! - Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger's article in the ass? Do you?? -- 216.195.219.50 04:24, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • WTF? Would you all just chill out, man? -- Imrealized ...hmm? 04:24, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • For, why not? ~ Ghelæ talk contribs 09:31, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • Conditional for: only if he's opped first so he can unban himself. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 09:34, 17 August 2006 (UTC)
  • BAN. It's like Lenin said... -- Walter S. 00:59, 18 August 2006 (UTC)
Comment - I am the walrus. -- Donnie the Strike King 00:59, 18 August 2006 (UTC)

Hardwick Fundlebuggy

Score: +0

(削除) §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ (削除ここまで) Squiggle

Score: +7 Annoying Instances of the Pseudo-Letter §
  • For Shame. This is for rooting out my enemies, not Benson's enemies. However, this automatically makes you one of my greatest foes. You're dead to me now. jk lol wtf roflmfao syfu - - § . | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 05:21, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For, because the admins don't watch this page so you could probably have 500 votes for and you wouldn't be banned. ~ Ghelæ talk contribs 10:03, 27 October 2006 (UTC)
  • inFormally- Because of the attic greek curse word in your username...and the rest of the gibberish that I had to try pronouncing in my head every time I saw it.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me * 00:06, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For 'cause his sig used to be cool and I miss it. --Wehpudi con tok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 17:52, 28 October 2006 (UTC)
  • For For being one of the many conspirators in the rigging of the votes on my image,

Chickenbox. Spacer.gif Spacer.gif PremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 12:25, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

  • against i'm bored144.134.65.29 20:22, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For Hundred and Forty For Bilky Asko Talk Here 19:47, 29 November 2006 (UTC)
  • For. Absolute filth. He is the bottom of the barrel, the scum of the earth, the bane of mankind. His very existence sickens me. He is not only a waste of oxygen and organs, but one of the moust foul, bile, and horrid creatures ever put on God's green earth. With people like him, it's no wonder don't bother to cure cancer. An absolute disgrace to all carbon-based lifeforms. When I think about this man, I die a little inside. He is nothing. God be praised the day that he dies. --EMC [TALK] 02:59, 4 December 2006 (UTC)
  • It warms my icey, blackened heart to see young ones like you get so enthusiastic. Most of you just smoke weed and complain about the weather. Oh, wait. I'm younger than you. Piss off, old man! - - § . | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:40, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
  • FOR HE ALWAYS RUNS AWAY WHEN I TRY TO STEAL HIS TROUSERS! THATS NOT USUAL IS IT? IF YOU GO ONTO A RANDOM STREET AND PULL DOWN SOMEONES TROUSERS AND WEAR IT, THEY SAY "WHY THANK YOU". BUT NOOOOOO. SQUIGGLE ALWAYS HAS TO HAVE HIS PRECIOUS TROUSERS. LOOK AT ME SQUIGGLE! IM PERMANENTLY WITHOUT THEM! --Small Pineapple2.png »  >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~ » 23:06, 16 February 2007 (UTC) AND OH YEAH, /ME STEALS SQUIGGLES TROUSERS.
  • You won the battle, but you haven't won the war! /me puts a plastic grocery bag where his trousers were and where his underwear probably should be. - - § . | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:59, 24 February 2007 (UTC)

e|m|c

Score: +3 mocha cappuccinos

*.*.*.*

Score: +2
  • Nom/For No worthwhile contributions. Also believed to be the IP range of several major vandals including the crackhead and Jimbo on Wales. --18:47, 5 November 2006 (UTC)
  • The Conniving Bastard! May his underwear rot and his dog be kicked by a man with a sharp boot! - - § . | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:29, 6 November 2006 (UTC)

<insert name here>

Score: 2
  • Totally Against - Someone hacked my account, I want to get that f***er killed
Book of kralnor.jpg
All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader.
Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded.
Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon.
If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint,
but such a menial task is currently outside their job description .



Sockpuppeteer of the Month Award Sockpuppeteer of the Month May 2007

17:34, 23 February 2007

  • Against once more, just to prove my point. I mean, really, a sexy beast with a flare for soulful love. He's got the hots, and I crave for his tender romance. - - § . | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:14, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Nonsense! I will share my love with the world! /me passionately makes out with self. - - § . | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:29, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • You Bastards --Anyone 17:32, 6 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against. I haven't done anything offensive. Now you're making everyone look bad.--Jtaylor1 Small Egg.png 11:54, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Comment. This is cute, but I should point out the Username template only works once per page. (The TOC, for instance, merely lists it as "anonymous user."--Procopius 22:16, 10 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For. I hate you and everything you stand for. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 04:13, 12 November 2006 (UTC)
  • (削除) Against. I like myself. Swordmaster 03:41, 19 November 2006 (UTC) (削除ここまで) Oh, what tomfoolery we engage in here. Swordmaster 03:48, 19 November 2006 (UTC)
  • Against- Hey, hey, hey! I'm dormant for a few months and I'm under such attack!!! Who is the captain of this bastard squad??--User:Claudius Prime Sir Claudius CUN VFH (carpe diem) 20:10, 20 November 2006 (UTC)
  • STRONG FOR. This guy needs to die already. Crazyswordsma n ...With SAVINGS!!!! (T/C) 06:46, 28 November 2006 (UTC)
  • What a fucker. - David Gerard 08:40, 1 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - This moron is such a coward.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me * 23:51, 2 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strong For - This guy is such a prick! - Nonymous 16:44, 3 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Pat Buchanan - I'm confused... --AAA! (AAAA) 07:06, 5 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strongly for I love me and my. --Walter Humala - Emperor of West Wikipedia Crystal Clear app korganizer.png |wanna Talk? 02:39, 9 December 2006 (UTC)
  • Strongly For +∞ This user is a total and complete dumbass with no sense of humor, his articles are shite and he proves himself to be a babbling illiterate misanthrope with no remorse for any of the horrific crap he has polluted this site with. Not only should this user be banned he should be tracked down and fed to the Ravenous Bug Bladder Beast of Trall!--Proximale 09:16, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Strongly For. I want his fucking head chopped off and brought to me, so I can put it on my mantle. --GAMESPOT=666 01:36, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For a good time, press 1. --thematrixeætsyou, the ultimate (talk) (flames) 21:52, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
  • This Spammer Is Making Me Angry Strong Against This Is SPAM--Jamesryanjcrjcr 08:46, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against don't you know that the internets is a series of <insert name here>s?  –              Smiddle               08:49, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Yeah I hate <insert name here>... He/She gets my vote. I also vote For that ALL his pages get an immediate NRV'ing. --10rd Ben 00:49, 14 February 2007 (UTC)

SU182

Score: +4
  • Nom and For Contributes nothing constructive to Uncyclopedia and acts like a complete asshole to everyone. He deserves an infinite ban! He must never be allowed to come back! --General In sin er ate hymn 03:38, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • What a dick --EMC [TALK] 22:37, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Ban - although we can assume that, because this person is so horrid on Uncyclopedia, in real life they must be a charitable do-gooders who does everything he can to serve the community. Or maybe not. - - § . | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:04, 28 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Ban - And I just started this nomination because {{USERNAME}} was disabled. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:09, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Hinoa

Score: 0
  • Nom and For Being an asshat by banning almost everyone for almost anything. --BAN ME FOREVER, OR ELSE!!!111one 03:15, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Give him the Bucket of Piss Award Banning me for something. --Lstarnes 03:20, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strongly For Hinoa is a fat, ugly, smelly bitch that sucks old mens' cocks for loose change! --BAN ME, OR ELSE!!! 03:47, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
No, you're thinking of this guy. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 03:50, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Aganist --"' PrincessCaitlai "' ("'T"') 13:48, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Against Hinoa is a phsically fit, handsome, respectable young man who gives %100 effort in his community and occasionally helps a senior cross the road! - - § . | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 07:03, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • against. hinoa has banned me before now, but for good reasons. in my mind he's like the puppet from the interpol video but more... rodenty - jack mort | cunt | talk KodamaIcon.jpg - 17:04, 25 February 2007 (UTC)

Kjhf

Score: -1
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