Tag game with Sculpture
Put a slime on the corpse
Number set to Oh-Four-Eight
See Eight principal Shy guy's face
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Forget exposure time of Locket
I'm Toaster, Let me toast
Finish writes music with bloods
Wear the mask that puts strange liquid
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Open the document to listen
Eat cake within potassium cyanide
Use the Skip to Your cooking
"This joke should be 300km/h… "
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Call that nine-tale as FOX
GoI's spying act falls
Hold a cutie bear plusie
Continue refurbishment of site facilities
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Browse the page of forbidden browsing
Ignore Special Containment Procedures
Meet memetic kill agent
Demote from Doctor to D-Class
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest way to die
The dumbest way to die
The dumbest way to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
[Be safe around Skips. A message from SCP Foundation.]
Staff roll
Provided by: SCP Foundation Korea Headquarters
Sponsor: Foundation Science Division, Administration Department (Budget and death case provision)
Original : Dumb ways to die(Melbourne Metro)
Writing, Song : Jso researcher
Special Thanks : Kim researcher who died on SCP-504
Shfoakdls: The advertisement effect is amazing. The accident occurrence rate decreased by 23% after broadcasting. Especially, the advertisement viewing rate of the site-27 where you belong is from the beginning is around 40%? Originally the incidence of accidents is lowest.
Jso: That's right, because I'm an idol on the site-27. Everyone likes my songs!
Shfoakdls: Yeah … The advertising performance fee will be deposited on Wednesday this week. I will call you in the future if there is such a thing. (Drink a cup of tea) Oh, by the way there is one strange thing in the lyrics.
Jso: K, and what's strange.
Shfoakdls: "Continue refurbishment of site facilities" … Who the hell did this? Other than this is a famous example, a representative case, but this is rough and I don't know well.
Jso: That's me.
Shfoakdls: …what
Jso: …Strictly speaking, is not "unauthorized"? It is a specialty of the site to which we belong. The break room was a wider irregular site than other rooms, but I changed it because the officer is free to use it. To Usually I manage the game center, sometimes our bands open concerts, and at the end of the year we use them for drinking parties of staff … they are doing a lot of things. Now! This weekend's concert, will also come? This is an invitation card.
Shfoakdls: Hey…Jso: Well then, please be sure to come! (Leaving the office)
Shfoakdls: …(drinks tea quietly)