Date: 15 Oct 2013 09:39
Number of posts: 22
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Based off of this hilarious PSA by the Melbourne Metro. There's also a karaoke version.
Some of the lines are a bit forced so the tempo of the recording is slightly off in a few places compared to how I envisioned it but that's okay because Tox recorded it and that's awesome <3 The recording can be found here.
Pick up the ruby necklace
Take a glance at the Shy Guy’s face
Stand around Oh-Fifty-Three
Go jump in the Blood Pool past the trees
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Keep using me to toast your bread
Go down the stairs with a head
Look at the statue and blink
Ask the vending machine for a "surprise" for a drink
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Interrupt the Old Man hunting
See the tragedy of a Hanged King
Try to talk to Six-Eighty-Two
Play with the clones that the teddy made
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Use the katana for sword practice
Let Dr. Gerald drive you to the dentist
Board a train with Three Forty Two
I wonder, what's this red button do?
Dumb ways to die
So many dumb ways to die
Dumb ways to di-ie-ie
So many dumb ways to die
Put on Larry the Llama with a buddy
Go inside of Nineteen-Eighty-Three
Put a bomb through the Clockworks on the "Rough" setting
Tell bad jokes while cutting up Critical Tomatoes
Take a saw to the Pipes of Nightmares
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
The dumbest way to die
The dumbest way to die
The dumbest way to di-ie-ie-ie
So many dumb
So many dumb ways to die
Be safe around Skips. A message from the Foundation.
*shifty-eyes*
I may have to coordinate with y'all about putting this in SCP-630-J.
Giving bearhugs to the unsuspecting since 1872.
I know I'm necroposting, but "what's this red button do?" really ought to be linked to SCP-001-J, the Big Red Button. Funny song, though.
Ok, bleeding ears aside, that was kinda cool ;P
Yes….I will rerecord it using something that's not a basket of dicks and replace the link. :>
e: Re-recorded with 80% fewer dicks in mouth! Check that shit, yo.
Saw this thread in the morning, loved it, hummed the song until my classes were over, wrote up something while waiting at the bus stop. Sing along to the tune of "Cool Things to Find", a parody of the PSA "Dumb Ways to Die". So I guess this is a parody of a parody.
I’m a bit ashamed to say that I originally tried to write this with mainlisters, but I could only make decent rhymes with SCP-Js...
A sign that thinks it’s a ghost
A swordsman with several talents to boast
A picture book for children’s eyes
OH MY GOD, I HAVE THE BALL YOU GUYYYYS
Cool things to find, so many cool things to find
Cool things to fi-i-ind, so many cool things to find
A giant moving rock in space
A dangerous sphere that often burns your face
Some curtains that make people sing
Okay, what the fuck is that thing
Cool things to find, so many cool things to find
Cool things to fi-i-nd, so many cool things to find
A gun that fires giant angry bald birds
A steaming pile of crap and old turds
A huge awesome catapult built just for launching tanks
No seriously, I’m sure this calzone’s fine, kay thanks
These jokes tend to last the test of time
They may not rhyme but they're quite possibly
(The) coolest things to find
Coolest things to find
Coolest things to find
So many cool
So many cool things to find
Edit: Wow how do I correct number of syllables
You should try making that song into a tale!
That's nice! "Cool Things to Find" with all joke SCPs!
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You've been told this before.
I'm calling it. There will be a YouTube video of this within the month. Mark my words.
Is there a Youtube video if this yet? If there is not, maybe there will need to be…
I made a recording of this song with me singing it anyone want to hear?
It's a teaser really I'll polish it up took me a few tries.
Also this was the best complete recording I have so far.
Ed edit: How do I upload the sound file to here?
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Ed edit: How do I upload the sound file to here?
Use your sandbox page. Upload the sound file using the "files" tab at the bottom of the page, then link it in the forums.
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i am currently sing ing at the top of my voice :O
so catchy…
You..
You're a magnificent human being.
I'm old enough to know better, but young enough to do it anyway.
Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.
Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad.
Can we actually "know" the universe? My God, it's hard enough finding your way around in Chinatown.