Zana Dark/ArchivedPage

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Welcome to Uncyclopedia!

This ain't your daddy's WikiLogo.png ikipedia - ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO ME… ~Zana Dark 
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Hello little boys and girls,

I don't know why you're here, do your parents know about this? Maybe you're a noob, and I'm watching all of your edits. Maybe I offended you with my radical templates and colorful language. Perhaps I redecorated your code, and you don't approve of my style choices. Maybe I wrote something you liked, maybe I wrote something you hated, maybe you're just nosy. At any rate, you're here, so you might as well snoop through all my crap!!!


Octopedia.jpg GOLD IS COLD:
  Diamonds are dead.
A limousine is a car,
don't pretend.
Feel what's real.
~ J'adore
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WOW, it's been 15 years of editing Uncyclopedia…
Aren't you sick of this by now? You're getting old.
Chuck Norris would probably roundhouse you to the face if he could, but congratulations, you made it!
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Articles I've Written, Largely Contributed to, and/or Maintain:

Quicker than a turd stained fox jumping over a lazy pig fucker.

Articles
Rewrites
HowTo, UnBooks, UnNews, UnTunes, etc.
Official Stuff

This is Zana Dark 4.0. Previous versions:1.0 –

2.0 – 3.0

Articles I've Assisted With: Articles I Recommend Reading:
Audio I've Recorded:
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