User:Ryan Woo-Ming

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"I thought this was pretty funny"

~ Exeggcute on electrons

"Never resting, never still. Moving silently from hill to hill. It does not walk, run or trot, All is cool where it is not. What is it?"

~ fortune-telling parrot on verbosely

"INCEST"

~ Clay Aiken on organs

"When is a door not a door? HELL!!!"

~ Kabutops on towards

"I thought this was pretty funny"

~ Oscar Wilde on crania

"What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?"

~ Oscar Wilde on Lady

"HELLFIRE"

~ Oscar Wilde on bikinis

"What is it the more you take, the more you leave behind? I WILL END YOU!!!!"

~ Oscar Wilde on subtract

"Oscar Wilde"

"fried chicken"

~ Jan. on Alula

"spoon"

~ Oscar Wilde on a unemployed bum

"In Soviet Russia, mug burglarises YOU!!"

Welcome to Ryan Woo-Ming's userpage!
Here we see an image that is most likely completely unrelated to Nancy Pelosi.

Click here to go to my Pee Review page.

What I do and don't speak[edit | edit source ]

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This user is a native speaker of English .
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This user is a native speaker of Engrish .
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This user does not speak Español and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Español speakers .
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ja -0
This user does not understand 日本語 (or understands it with considerable difficulties).
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MW -4
This user speaks MediaWiki at a near-native level.
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typo-0 This user does not understand Typo and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
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This user wishes they were elite.
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I am...[edit | edit source ]

This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
18+
This user is an adult , and thus may or may not know what fun is.
18+
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This user is a boy and is made of trucks, trains, and airplanes.
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This user is a geek .
This user is a grue, and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?
This user is American
…and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
Exquisite-kfm home.png This user prefers to play games on a PC as anything else is too complex.



My favorite foods and drinks[edit | edit source ]

This user has a fondness for Calamari .
This user likes Jam. A lot.
This user eats M & M's .
This user loves pasta .
This user completely enjoys pie because it is awesome.
This user drinks so much milk , their bones can cut diamonds.
This user drinks water .

My gaming interests and IQ[edit | edit source ]

Xbox2.jpg This user is addicted to video games. PlayStation Logos.jpg


This user is a Gamer and therefore creepy.
DIFF E This user plays Video Games on the lowest difficulty setting available as winning makes them feel good about themselves.
DIFF M This user plays Video Games on the default difficulty setting as they simply aren't good enough.
LV-1 This user considers themselves a n00b gamer and so probably doesn't know what 'noob' means.
LV-2 This user considers themselves an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.
LV-3 This user considers themself an advanced gamer and so probably lost their job recently.
This user likes Super Mario.
This user is winking at you because they think you have gold coins. Give them your gold coins, okay?
Tetris kick ass.png This user kicks butt at Tetяis : not that that's anything to be proud of.
This user plays the Wii U and thought it was the "new controller". Probably.

What I use[edit | edit source ]

This user uses Windows because they can't get enough of your lover.
This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.
Uncyclopedia-paint.png This user's primary source of artwork is MS Paint.

My other interests[edit | edit source ]

This user was brought to you by the letters XXX and the number π.
This user owns by one or more cats just so they can keep an eye on them.
This user owns one or more dogs as they need a cover for their stick fetish.
XD
This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
XD
This user can see what you don't!

Other stuff related to me[edit | edit source ]

This article is likely to be eaten by a grue. I suggest you
protect yourself or cast Frotz before it eats you too.
This user knows the answer to Life , the Universe , and Everything .
This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as they can throw it… but nonetheless use it on a daily basis.
This user is from California , and brags about the nice weather. After all, earthquakes aren't weather.
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Scholars are a library's way of making more libraries.
Don't forget, the earth was created 4004 BC and fossil evidence is a test of faith! Don't let school pervert you, little children! ;)
This page has way too many templates.

You can help by hunting down the template user and beating him with a video card.

Redundant[edit | edit source ]

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This user likes to create userboxes.
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This user likes random colored userboxes.
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Eeek!
This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.
Eeek!
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This user is an idiot who steals userboxes.
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This user likes to use userboxes.
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This user has lots of userboxes.
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Irreverent[edit | edit source ]

AAAA AAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAAAA!
This user is the random doubtful fork that matured their dead skin cell inside of your DNA sequences so you must starkly flagellate them with a waffle.
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This space for rent.
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bu-0 This user does not speak Bullet and may result in injury if does so.
This user does not know how to shot web.
This user gots a shovel.
Yes they does.

 

Zork Memories (The Zork Backstage Pass!!!)[edit | edit source ]

The Zork Trilogy:
Zork, Zork 2, Zork 3


Zork
This user edits the Zork trilogy.
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My Trophies[edit | edit source ]

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This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment .
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This user has saved the Beautiful Princess Rosemary and beaten Zork 3: The Dungeon Master .
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Recent changes to Zork 1[edit | edit source ]

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Recent changes to Zork 2[edit | edit source ]

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Recent changes to Zork 3[edit | edit source ]

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My other favorite featured articles from the 1st 10 years of Uncyclopedia, in chronological order[edit | edit source ]

2005... (The year that started it all!)[edit | edit source ]

2006... (The Golden Year of Uncyclopedia)[edit | edit source ]

2007... (The Other Golden Year of Uncyclopedia)[edit | edit source ]

2008... (The Pun Invasion et al. BEEP was also my favorite.)[edit | edit source ]

2009... (The Microsoft Knowledge Base article's funny here.)[edit | edit source ]

2010... (I'd call this the Dark Age except for Chatroulette and these other articles.)[edit | edit source ]

2011... (The return to true Uncyclopedia humor even for the 2012 phenomenon...)[edit | edit source ]

2012... (Another pretty crappy year.)[edit | edit source ]

2013... (The year when Uncyclopedia moved away from Wikia for the 1st time.)[edit | edit source ]

2014... (The last best year of Uncyclopedia humor.)[edit | edit source ]

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