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Item #: SCP-CN-004
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: Gamma radiation is to be used to ensure the document's safety.; the metal key is to be replaced every 12 hours.
Description: Attempts to move or alter this document have resulted in a "insufficient clearance" error; in addition, the security memetic agent has caused severe harm to Foundation personnel attempting to access it. This document frequently alters itself; the account responsible for the edit is typically [REDACTED], who has strongly denied performing these edits when interviewed. SCP-CN-004's anomalous property is that it has clearance level 0, often violates information security protocol, and presents an antimemetic effect to Foundation employees; all attempts to access the document under the "SEP Foundation" identity have failed. Interviews with civilians who have read the document indicate that it is "rather normal", "a documentary has been made about it", and that it "looks rather pitiful"; however, upon elaborating, Foundation recording equipment failed and all personnel were unable to recall the contents relayed.
What the hell is this, anyway?
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