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An illustration of SCP-007-VN-A.
Item #: SCP-007-VN
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the necessary conditions for the ritual being very difficult to obtain, complete containment of the anomaly is unnecessary. The Foundation will focus on supporting the distribution of drugs against gastrointestinal disorders. All documents and illustrations of SCP-007-VN-A need to be confiscated and replaced with other depictions having no connection to Jewish descriptions of the anomaly. All performances of SCP-007-VN are strictly forbidden and all personnel attempting the ritual will face appropriate disciplinary measures.
Description: SCP-007-VN is a thaumaturgical ritual which can be performed inside toilets. For this ritual, the performer needs to be affected by acute diarrhea. The subject is required to go to the toilet 6 times, each time for exactly 30 minutes, and strictly adhere to these numbers. When the number of flushing attempts matches the number of times the subject goes to the toilet, the subject needs to hold back in order not to defecate for the 7th time onwards. At this point, a Tartarean entity (designated SCP-007-VN-A) will manifest in the baseline reality with a probability of 0.0001%, and will grant the subject a random idea for an invention. According to ongoing theories, the subject can either only be fixated on one line of thought or have a blank state of mind in this case, making them vulnerable to demonic manipulation.
Addendum 007.01: List of known ideas
The following is an abridged list of known ideas, according to interviews.
| Idea | Subject | Circumstances and consequences |
|---|---|---|
| Mark Zuckerberg | Unknowingly acquired during the subject’s time of studying at Harvard University. The rise of social media, as well as information technology, has led to the replacement of newspapers inside toilets with electronic devices, increasing the amount of time being spent inside toilets. | |
| Paper | Cai Lun | Exact time of discovery has not been determined; approximately the first year of the Yuanxīng era (105 AD). Historical records have pointed out that the invention of paper originally served to increase the convenience of going to toilets; the use of paper for writing was a side effect. |
| The Theory of Everything | Stephen Hawking | Discovered in 1970. By proclaiming that the universe was born from a black hole, this theory presumably refutes the belief that everything was created by God. |
| The media franchise Skibidi Toilet | Alexey Gerasimov (also known by the username of DaFuq!?Boom!) | Created in early 2023, this video series features toilets with human heads, which continuously recite a mashup between the songs "Give It To Me" from Timbaland and "Dom Dom Yes Yes" from Biser King and fight against humanoid entities whose heads are replaced with transmitting devices. This series quickly became well-known after only a few months of being published, being praised for its coherent storyline and is currently famous in the meme community. |
Addendum 007.02: Encounter
During an experiment of SCP-007-VN with 10 D-Class personnel simultaneously performing the ritual in a specially designed toilet area, the Foundation was able to encounter SCP-007-VN-A.
(D-12456, along with a few other personnel, were performing the ritual under the instructions of Doctor Abigail Watts.)
D-12456: (wailing) Please… I can’t take this shit anymore… just execute me, for the sake of it.
Dr. Watts: Think about your family, John. We will take care of them after you succeed.
D-12456: Fuck my family! I just want to shit!
Dr. Watts: According to our calculations, you just need to do this two more times before this is completed.
D-12456: I want to do it NOW! Fuck you and this shithole of a toilet, fuck the other fuckers holding it in! Goddamn, saying "shit" makes me almost shit my pants!
Dr. Watts: I’m sorry for what you’re going through, but this is for the greater good. You have come a long way, please keep going.
(D-12456 reached 30 minutes of holding in. Standing by security personnel opened the door and prepared to take D-12456 away. He fell unconscious.)
Dr. Watts: Another one, haizz.
(At this point, D-12456’s eyes suddenly glowed bright red. He struggled and escaped from the two security personnel. The security personnel tried to hold him down.)
Dr. Watts: Report.
Security personnel 1: He escaped, I don’t know how, but he escaped.
Security personnel 2: And he looks weird, like he’s possessed or something.
D-12456: TELL YOUR BOSS I WANT TO MEET HER!
Dr. Watts: Alright, get him here.
D-12456: DON’T FORGET TO BRING THE TOILET!
(The other D-Class personnel were exempted from the experiment and received medical care. D-12456’s toilet was lifted up along with his body, and placed inside a mobile waste processing system. This system was delivered to the observation post. D-12456’s genitals were covered. D-12456, previously in a meditating position with his hand under his chin, spread his arms wide open.)
D-12456: WELL WELL WELL, I DID NOT EXPECT THAT THERE IS ANOTHER MASS TORTURE ASIDE FROM HELL, YOUR TORTURE OF THOSE FELLOWS BELOW MAKES ME FEEL LIKE HOME!
Dr. Watts: Alright, D-12456, no, who am I talking to?
D-12456: IF YOU WANT TO KNOW MY NAME, I AM WILLING TO ANSWER. I AM BELPHEGOR, THE LORD OF SLOTH, THE DEVIL OF THE TOILETS, OWNER OF GREAT INVENTIONS. WORSHIP ME, AND YOU WILL RECEIVE SECRETS NO LAYMAN CAN EVER THINK OF!
Dr. Watts: Oh, so you’re a Prince of Hell. Interesting, it’s such a shame that I don’t have enough people who can negotiate with you right now, and I don’t want to lose my firstborn for those Chinese "very human designs" ideas.
(Belphegor shitted loudly.)
Belphegor: NONSENSE, MY IDEAS ARE DEMONIC, HUMANS CAN’T THINK OF THEM. AND I DON’T TAKE SUCH MEDIOCRE THINGS AS FIRSTBORNS OR BLOOD, I NEED MUCH MORE IMPORTANT STUFF!
Dr. Watts: And that is?
(Belphegor shitted louder.)
Belphegor: SHIT, FECES, HUMAN WASTES, ANY WAY YOU HUMANS DESCRIBE IT AS. THE SWEET BROWN VISCOUS MATTER THAT CONTAINS THE UGLIEST OF HUMAN MINDS. THEY GIVE IT TO ME AND RECEIVE MY FORBIDDEN KNOWLEDGE AND BLESSINGS IN EXCHANGE.
Dr. Watts: Other than the fact that you just made me want to avoid chocolate for a few months, don’t your ideas seem to be only revolving around defecating?
Belphegor: YES, IT IS LIKE MY COPYRIGHTED BRAND. I GIVE THEM KNOWLEDGE, AND THOSE KNOWLEDGE CHANGE THE WORLD, THEY ARE MY MANIFESTATIONS IN THIS REALM.
Dr. Watts: Got it, but why does it have to be diarrhea? You can choose healthy people, don’t you?
(Belphegor shitted louder.)
Belphegor: (pushed harder) HUMANS ARE EASIEST TO MANIPULATE WHILE CUMMING AND SHITTING AND EVEN MORE WHEN DIARRHEA HITS. (Released and moaned) THEIR SHIT ARE ALSO EASIER TO DIGEST.
Dr. Watts: I think that’s enough discussion, I don’t want to lose my dinner also. You will be contained.
Belphegor: FOOLISH MORTAL, I AM THE GOD OF TOILETS, MY CAPTURE IS IMPOSSIBLE!
(Belphegor inside of D-12456 shook violently and exploded, liquid matters shot out everywhere.)
Afterwards, all on-scene liquid matters were collected and analyzed. Results showed that all of them had been converted to liquid feces. Dr. Watts and all witnesses present were then subjected to post-traumatic stress therapy as diagnosed by medical doctors at their containment facility. Experiments with SCP-007-VN were postponed indefinitely.
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Name: Belfegor, según una ilustración del Diccionario infernal
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