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rating: +2
Information has already reached the speed of light.
But the moon ridicules that speed.
There was a quote here from Richard Dawkins' The Selfish Gene about
his initial concept of "memes", but because the original is in English I'm not
allowed to put it here and not have it violate Creative Commons. Sorry!
Remember, a PK-class end of the world is happening right now. The Foundation is not beyond the law, and you, too, need not become an outlaw.
Don't be enticed by those memes, for we need to become ordinary people receiving accurate information.
Alright.
The Original by Ninth BB Ninth BB / translated by la kanro la kanro
"4chan is a crappy forum that does the same shit as 2ch, ugh"
"But you can't deny that this shitty place is the birthplace of the Original"
Anticulture by Ninth BB Ninth BB / translated by tetsusquared tetsusquared
"But you can't say that. Your popularity can only grow if you have people talking about you"
"Screw it, the █████ forum, ██████ boards, the comments on the videos, they're all filled with this dumb shit lately. I can't stand not to chase these trolls out."
Punishment of Humanity byNinth BB Ninth BB
"And like that ███ ██████████ you love so much, didn't you and your friends say that you wanted to chase out those fake fans that don't know a thing?"
"This is what you call ‘people being unable to understand each other’!"
"Let's put it another way, in this era of constant entertainment, who wouldn't be a little more careful on the internet?
I can't say if they're seeing our painstaking encouragement as just another joke and scrolling past it."
Grand Karcist Ion and Bumaro R-18 Doujinshi by Meowait Meowait
"What the fuck are you writing? Bumaro's a woman? That's fucking dumb. You're gonna get so much hate, bro."
"Let's not talk about Bumaro's gender, let's start with the tenets of the Church of the Broken God. Robert Bumaro himself said 'Work, but for God, for His hand, to restore His body.' Bruh, what the fuck are you doing making Ion a cute anime girl? Blasphemy! Miss me with that gay shit."
SCP-CN-1169 An Impure Fiction Society byNinth BB Ninth BB / translated by la kanro la kanro
"It seems that the machines in their hands can bring them more warmth than the cold world."
"The cyberpunk-style reality digests innovation into a plethora of memes and tears creations into various electronic signals."
SCP-CN-1969 Fuck That Guy's Mom by Meowait Meowait / translated by tetsusquared tetsusquared
"The object must constantly provoke people around it, inciting insults directed towards its biological mother, in order to retrocasually reconstruct the local reality of its past history.
These insults cause its mother to be maintained in a state of "having once existed", thereby ensuring the existence of the object itself."
Quantum Mechanics of the Sea of Light and Reality by Ninth BB Ninth BB
"The Foundation's work has always been in constant flux between white-collar office work and fighting like one's life depended on it, and Ninth felt a sense of dismay that seemed like it came from a magical reality while reading the incident report."
"The authors' consciousnesses float in the sea. In this world that even gods could make, they continue to search for the true face of reality."
SCP-CN-20210401-J by: l_EGion l_EGion / translated by: la kanro la kanro
"The object is hostile to any objects/concepts (e.g. roll paper) that may be considered 'long' in the abstract sense. Its definition of 'long' is unstable in the experiments and is presumed to be subjective."
short and not empty
SCP-CN-001 Codename:Διόνυσος & Ἑρμῆς - Foundation-ish
by Ninth BB Ninth BB , Misaka19092nd Misaka19092nd
"I completely identify with the God these fanatics believe in. In their eyes, they can't tolerate disobedience to their own grit. Ah, perhaps even the great Buddha owes you a cry for his father?"
"You need not have dreams that condemns everyone, and then yourself, for such a world filled with greed and filth."
SCP-CN-3990 Hachimi by: Meowait Meowait / translated by: tetsusquared tetsusquared
"SCP-CN-3990-1 is an anomalous series of phonemes, composed of three syllables; its representation in the International Phonetic Alphabet is [REDACTED].
Personnel exposed to this phoneme sequence tend to use it to describe other objects."
SCP-CN-3212 順著網線真的能殺掉你 by MScarlet MScarlet
"然後SCP-CN-3212橫空出世了,當大家發現真的能順著網線殺人的時候,變成現在這樣是必然的。"
"看這些帖裡貴物紮堆,只能說忠哥正論,███████!"
Most of this is just memes.
But looking at the excerpts, you'll find that this is actually a hub page describing memes.
The SCP Foundation has already become a huge meme, the size of which even we who write for it cannot fathom, and this effect has brought a lot of nonsensical news, to the point where the Foundation cannot handle it.
Media operations dominated by defamation, mass-produced idols sold by popularity, scores boosted by bots — this has brought a PK-Class end-of-the-world scenario.
The true face of the PK-Class scenario is a deluge of information, sweeping everyone away.
Whether by building an ark or stopping the water at its source, the Foundation seeks a way out.
And we are the confused generation.
???: In English, please.
Write the familiarity of the real Foundation and the effects of this familiarity, or something reflecting the reality of the Internet, into the article.
Satire is allowed, but please have standards.
Everyone is welcome to write.