Item #: SCP-CN-3692
Object Class: Keter
Special Containment Procedures: An agreement has been made with the UIU. MTF-Delta-7 ("No More Duck") has been formed to accompany and protect former United States President Donald J. Trump at all times to prevent SCP-CN-3692 from manifesting.
Investigation into the anomaly's origins and relation to Walt Disney Studios is currently ongoing.
Description: SCP-CN-3692 is an anomalous phenomenon currently only affecting former United States President Donald J. Trump. Specifically, whenever Trump attempts to avoid an attack, such as by jumping to the side, turning his head, or bending his waist, SCP-CN-3692 will manifest, and the following anomalous events will occur simultaneously:
- One female domestic duck (Anas platyrhynchos domesticus) in heat will sponetanouesly manifest within a 100 m radius of Trump's current location and will fly at high speed directly towards him;
- A 50 cm long toy steamboat will manifest in the nearest body of water to Trump; one brown rat (Rattus norvegicus) of each sex, dead from drowning, will be present on the boat;
- All pet dogs (Canidae) whose owners are within a 50 m radius of Trump's current location and have a personal net worth of at least 100,000 USD will stand up and walk for 30 seconds.
- The screen backgrounds of all electronic devices nominally belonging to Trump will be replaced with an image of a smiling Shiba Inu (Canis lupus familiaris);
- One humanoid entity wearing a Walt Disney Animation Studios uniform, with its face fully pixelated will walk up to Trump's side and pixelate his face; this entity will then announce that in order to remove this anomalous effect, a one-time fee of 100,000 USD must be paid; the entity also remains impervious to any physical attack until the fee is paid.
Update 2024年07月13日: Due to the negligence of UIU forces, SCP-CN-3692 manifested. In this incident, as the unknown entity attempted to approach Trump, an Asian male wearing a Make America Great Again hat suddenly rushed out from behind a corner and through unknown means tackled the entity to the ground. Following this, the man turned to face Trump and knelt down, shouting in Standard Mandarin Chinese: "Manifest Destiny, only for my King! Glory to MAGA, none is its equal! The nation will thrive, glorious on this earth!", before making three bows with his head touching the ground and then disappearing.
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