Item #: SCP-CN-2719-J
Object Class: Waifu
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-CN-2719-J's Containment Director is to maintain SCP-CN-2719's assignment to the object itself.
Description: SCP-CN-2719-J is a variable abstract-metaphysical construct pointer. SCP-CN-2719-J is available to personnel who are both sapient and biological for the assignment of their own "waifu" to a non-humanoid concept and a metaphysical intercourse with it, which may have an unpredictable impact. Any damage (including property, physical, or mental) suffered by personnel is at their own risk.
Assistant Researcher Octanol's shaver, with a charging port at the bottom.
Unknown food in the fridge of the site cafeteria, later confirmed the corpse of SCP-006-J.
| Pointer | Outcome |
|---|---|
| 2008 Opel Astra | Original assignment of SCP-CN-2719-J. Operator unknown. |
| Assistant Researcher Octanol's Pillow | Success. Subject delighted. |
| Assistant Researcher Octanol's Shaver | Success. Subject distressed, applying for medical leave. |
| An Aquafina Brand Water Bottle | Success. Subject later claims to ride SCP-682. Psychological examination arranged. |
| A Pistol Collected in a Field Operation | Success. Subject scores slightly lower on the next day's Foundation Loyalty Test. |
| [DATA EXPUNGED]'s Orange Cat | Uncertain. Subject insists on SCP-CN-2719-J's assignment to a postbox, until being administered a Class A amnestic. |
| K█tori Minami | Success. Subject later attacked by several employees on his way to the site cafeteria. |
| Unknown Food in the Fridge of the Site Cafeteria | Success. Subject forced to experiment by the above-mentioned employees. Subject disgusted and reporting intestinal distress. |
| Intestinal Distress | Success. Reason as above. Subject later rescued by the regarding security. |
| SCP-835-JP | Request denied. Subject warned once due to his attempt of testing with other SCP objects. |
| SCP-682 | Request denied. Subject shown around the D-Class barracks that day. |
| C8H17OH C8H17OH | Failure. swn001-1 entity confirmed human or humanoid. |
| SCP-CN-2719-J | Success. Subject claims to have found his true love and openly deletes all his female peers' photos and contact information in his cellphone. |
A proposal to assign personnel with fetishism to the research of the object in order to alleviate the possible suffering of personnel and improve the morale of the Foundation is being processed.