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SCP-CN-1424 - not spicy mouthwash by dado
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Three bottles of SCP-CN-1424.
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-CN-1424 is contained in a Standard Item Storage Locker at Site-CN-10. Any testing with the object requires approval from two members of staff with Level 3 clearance. SCP-CN-1424 not fully used during testing should be recontained after testing concludes.
Investigation into the parapharmacologist dado is currently ongoing.
Description: SCP-CN-1424 consists of thirty bottles of anomalous liquid of various colors; variation in color solely signifies the flavor of the liquid and does not affect the anomalous properties. Each SCP-CN-1424 contains 200 ml of liquid. Discovered at the same time was a sheet of paper reading "not spicy mouthwash by dado, specially for ambrose restaurants", which has not yet showed any anomalous properties.
SCP-CN-1424 need not be ingested; merely having SCP-CN-1424 in the mouth is enough to activate its effects. Human subjects who hold SCP-CN-1424 in their mouths (henceforth SCP-CN-1424-1) will have the pain receptors in their mouths numbed. At the same time, SCP-CN-1424 will cause the neurons within SCP-CN-1424-1 to produce an unknown neurotransmitter upon the activation of the pain receptors in the subject's mouth. This neurotransmitter has similar effects to dopamine. Testing has shown that the main effect of this neurotransmitter is to cause the SCP-CN-1424-1's brain to maintain an excited state and alter the structure of the ribosomes within thee subject's neurons on a small scale. It is currently unknown how this neurotransmitter is synthesized within the body.
Of note is that the amount of this neurotransmitter secreted is directly linked to the number of times the pain receptors have been activated. Due to the brain's reward system, SCP-CN-1421-1 will regularly activate their mouth's pain receptors, typically by eating large amounts of spicy food, in order to receive pleasure. As the threshold increases and the pain receptors are slowly inactivated, SCP-CN-1424-1 will begin to physically harm their mouth to obtain such pleasure, such as by piercing the walls of their mouth or cutting their tongue.
Addendum SCP-CN-1424-1:Recovery Log
All SCP-CN-1424 in the Foundation's possession were recovered from an operation on Ambrose Restaurants on 1/12/2014. The restaurant in question had stopped operation due to cases of customers self-harming while eating.
ambrose restaurants and dado
jointly present
not spicy mouthwashtm
Friends, have you ever faced this kind of situation: the food before you is mouth-watering, but the red chili sauce makes you want to stop; your friends are all gorging themselves, but because of those chili peppers you can't handle, you're hesitant about eating. If we couldn't let you enjoy the gourmet meals we have prepared, we at Ambrose Restaurants would have to shut down! Luckily, our restaurant has specially invited the esteemed pharmacologist1 dado to create specially flavored "not spicy mouthwash"2! Just hold some in your moth for a moment and you will be able to enjoy the spice without fear!
We have many flavors for you to choose from! Purchase one bottle of not spicy mouthwashtm and you'll get a cup of Tear Salt Fish Paste! The second cup is 50% off!
From dado:
- not spicy mouthwashtm let you enjoy taste of spice in mouth.
- dado not responsible if u get addicted.
- remember dado fine capitalist, find dado any time to get custom medication.
- thank u ambrose restaurant for providing proofreading for dado.
- dado no offer refund. dado no accept lawsuits, boycott, protests, vendettas or fights (dado no like fights)
Your lifelong friend,
Ambrose Restaurants, the restaurant of mystical and mouth-watering delights!
dado, in debt due to short-term lending and not paying rent!
There is nothing here! Please stop reading!
1. dado has no medical license.
2. We have decided to follow the name given by our partner.
<Begin Recording>
2013年11月12日 17:15
Ambrose Restaurants: Is this dado?
dado: hello this is dado, is there anything dado can do for you?
Ambrose Restaurants: Listen, we're opening a hotpot restaurant, Chongqing style.
dado: dado remember, dado has been there. dado like hotpot very much! dado very much like your store!
Ambrose Restaurants: Thank you. Once we are done, we will send you some vouchers. Chongqing hot pot is mala flavored, but a lot of our customers can't handle the spice.
dado: no worry, dado handle spice well.
Ambrose Restaurants: You may be able to handle it, but some of our customers can't. We tried to provide watermelon juice to help with it, but some of our customers still feel it's too spicy. We would like to make a type of medication to allow them to handle the spice.
dado: oh dado understand now, u want them not feel spice.
Ambrose Restaurants: That is one way of thinking about it. But our store is focusing on this mala spicy style, so we would like to allow our guests to enjoy the spicy feel in their mouth.
dado: enjoy spice in mouth?
Ambrose Restaurants: Yes, that kind of feeling is addicting.
dado: addicting? dado know, dado can do.
Ambrose Restaurants: Could you make it liquid? Some of our customers don't want to take solid pills, so we want to make it into a mouthwash.
**dado:* mouthwash? dado know how to make work.
Ambrose Restaurants: We also want it to come in multiple flavors… this must be quite hard, can you do it?
dado: no problem, dado fine maker of medicine, u trust dado.
Ambrose Restaurants: My apologies, dado, this is my first time leading a restaurant. I'm not quite used to it yet.
dado: no worry, dado fine capitalist, dado products always good quality.
Ambrose Restaurants: That's good. Thank you.
dado: u r welcome.
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