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Credits
Item: SCP-999-TH-J
Original By: Philosafix Philosafix
Date Of Creation: 17/01/2563
Remake By: DrSSS DrSSS
A Motorola Pocket Classic ████ model with SCP-999-TH-J's number
Item #: SCP-999-TH-J
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: There are no special containment measures for this item. The Foundation can only have expert hacking personnel delete all information related to SCP-999-TH from social media, and use amnestics on as many people who know about SCP-999-TH as possible. This includes creating and disseminating false information to make the public lose interest in SCP-999-TH and think it is a hoax.
Description: SCP-999-TH is a 9-digit phone number of unknown origin. The owner is unknown, it does not exist on any known network, has no traceable location, and there is no way to block calls to SCP-999-TH. All attempts to trace the source have completely failed. To call this number, an old model mobile phone must be used, not a current model. The model that has had the most success is the Motorola Pocket Classic ████.
Whenever someone calls this number of SCP-999-TH, they will encounter the voice of a grumpy old woman grumpy old man (SCP-999-TH-1) you can call and ask for anything you want from it but can only get through after midnight at any time. What is asked for will become reality the next day but it also depends on whether SCP-999-TH-1 wants to grant it or not, and it must be exchanged for someone's life and sometimes it must be exchanged for something of value (see Conversations)
Conversation Logs:
Subject: D-996
D-996 called the number as instructed and seemed to get through
D-996: Hello, who's there?
SCP-999-TH-1: And who the hell are you?, Why you callin' me?
D-996: I'm calling to ask… I can ask for anything, right?
SCP-999-TH-1: Yeah, what do ya want?
D-996: I wanna get the hell outta here, wanna ███ with women, wanna see that ██████ dead.
SCP-999-TH-1: No one clued you in that you get one freaking wish?
D-996: Just one! Damn stingy. Fine, get me outta here then.
SCP-999-TH-1: You want out?
D-996: Yes, yes, I'm dying to get out. Permanently, okay?
Note: One day later, D-996 was sent outside the site for testing with SCP-███-TH and died.
Subject: D-0256
D-0256 makes the call as instructed.
D-0256: Hey, they said I could ask for anything by calling this number, true?
SCP-999-TH-1: Uh huh.
D-0256: I.. want a seafood pizza, spaghetti, coke, right to my room.
SCP-999-TH-1: Do I look like your goddamn friend? Huh?
D-0256: I'm asking for it, man!
SCP-999-TH-1: You're ordering pizza and you call me? Call ██ for that
D-0256: Then what should I ask for?
SCP-999-TH-1: Ask to get out like the last schmuck or something.
D-0256: Dunno, I don't wanna leave this place.
SCP-999-TH-1: ….
D-0256: ….
SCP-999-TH-1: (beep beep beep…)
Note: Nothing happened after that.
Subject: Dr.████
Dr.████: Can I ask for more than one thing?
SCP-999-TH-1: Only one.
Dr.████: Why not?
SCP-999-TH-1: Don't get greedy.
Dr.████: Alright, uncle, I want SCP-███ to vanish off the face of the earth.
SCP-999-TH-1: Fine, but it's gonna cost ya [-DATA EXPUNGED-]
Dr.████: Hey geezer, are you sayin' you can really make it disappear? Even SCP-███ couldn't pull that off.
SCP-999-TH-1: Cuz I'm freakin' skilled? So do ya want it or not
Dr.████: Forget it. It's too much, We're talking 80% of [-DATA EXPUNGED-], no small thing.
SCP-999-TH-1: If ya wanna ask for somethin' else, just call again then.
Subject: Dr.██
Dr.██: Someone told me an old woman would answer, where is she?
SCP-999-TH-1: That nagging old bat? I ██ ██ her to death already, damn annoying ████
Dr.██: Oh, so you're taking over.
SCP-999-TH-1: Yep, you called just to ask me that?
Dr.██: No, no, I came to ask for immortality. What do I need to trade for it?
SCP-999-TH-1: All 5 of your goddamn senses
Dr.██: Then, forget it. The price is too freakin' steep.
SCP-999-TH-1: Suit yourself.