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Article: SCP-∞-DE-J
Author: DerSchmirgelGottes DerSchmirgelGottes
Translator: Karpfisch Karpfisch
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Item #: SCP-123-DE-J
Object Class: Ket- SHIT, I LEFT THE CHIP BAG OPEN!
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the anomalous effects of SCP-123-DE-J instances, the Foundation was unable to contain SCP-123-DE-J effectively (and also thanks to those balls from the WWF or however they wanna call themselves or got wind of this, but they whined that SCP-123-DE-J would only be a lovely biiiiird and an endangeeeered species, but if they had been THERE, well, then the request for a B-61 would have surely been accepted). But to evade victims nonetheless, MTF-DE-7-Stephan "Mew Masher" is tasked with evacuating affected areas and attempting to neutralize SCP-123-DE-J instances (We shall never let those blodily bastards live). Requests must still be submitted to NATO nuclear powers for a really fat hydrogen bomb (preferably as big as the Zar to get all dirty shitheads at once).
Description:
SPAWN OF HELL SCP-123-DE-J instance during an attack on a beach at the
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SCP-123-DE-J designates a swarm of black-headed gull (Chroicocephalus ridibundus) with a size of 24 123 389 502 an estimated number of instances in the thousands. Externally and anatomically, they do not differ from their non-anomalous counterparts. However, they seem to possess some sort of hive-mind, which leads all conspecifics, if present, to a food source, thus causing an SCP-123-DE-J event. During said event, an unidentified piece of artillery and an aviator cap plus glasses materialize on every instance. Every observer is then subjected to a clearly memetic effect, who fall into a state of sheer panic at the sight of one or more instances. Once every attendee is in turmoil, all SCP-123-DE-J instances shoot from the sky and avail themselves of their artillery. Additionally, spontaneous explosions are caused in the near vicinity at the same time. Where they come from is unclear, as there seem to be no potentially explosive objects in proximity, but a member of the MTF participating in containment states to have seen one of the instances depositing C4 in the surrounding dunes. Survivors of the event often suffer immense psychological damages and a lifelong trauma, the latter being untreatable even with amnestics, and sporadically develop ornitophobia (Fear of birds, e.g. seagulls, pigeons etc.) Such an event usually only occurs twice a year, given that the instances cannot be located, except during midsummer. All instances can not be neutralized, as they feature several anomalous abilities they use to apparently always doge attacks as cool as possible.
Addendum 123-DE-J-1:| Neutralization Attempt | Risk thwarting by the affected instance of SCP-123-DE-J |
|---|---|
| Firing a handgun | The instance caused a spatial anomaly, thereby stopping the projectile just before the beak of the instance, which then caught it with its beak and casually spit aside. |
| Firing an automatic rifle | The instance slowed down time in a 10 m radius to dodge all projectiles and screeched afterwards. |
| Firing a missile via a MARS II rocket launcher | The instance dodged the missile and shortly displayed immensely increased physical strength, grabbing the missile and hurling it back onto the MARS II. |
| Throwing a hand grenade | The instance swallowed the grenade and belched afterwards, but did not show anymore reactions. |
| Firing a missile with a pilot's fist II | Although the instance got hit, it flew out of the resulting explosion unharmed. |
| Firing a GBU-54 bomb | All instances that would have been affected by the explosion teleported out of the bomb's field of fire, materialized sunglasses and black suits, instead of the aviator cap and canon, and an iPhone 13, which they used to take a picture of themself and the explosion caused by the bomb behind them, publicizing them in all social networks via unknown means. |
| Placing a disc mine | The affected instance used the explosion as a boost and suffered no injuries. |
| [DATA EXPUNGED] | [DATA EXPUNGED] (You do not want to know what this asshole did to us.) |
| Firing an IDAS underwater-to-air cruise missile with a 212A submarine unit by the UFDF | The instance clung to the projectile and increased its body weight ten thousand fold through an anomalous process, causing the cruise missile to crash and ultimately fall back onto the 212A-unit in the water with the instance. The unit was thereupon destroyed by the plummeting projectile that caused an explosion upon impact. The SCP-123-DE-J instance shot into the air through the fountain caused by the explosion. |
Addendum 123-DE-J-2:
To: O5-█
By: Robert Gull, leading researcher for SCP-123-DE-J
Subject: Request to approve the usage of a B-61 bomb against SCP-123-DE-J
Dear sir O5-█,
I am very sorry to disturb you during your beach holiday, but, for weeks now, my team and I have been waiting for the result of the vote concerning the utilization of a B-61 nuclear weapon for SCP-123-DE-J's ultimate neutralization. Death tolls have risen significantly this summer and if we do nothing soon, we will not be able to keep this issue a secret. I would therefore like to entreat you once more to tell us the vote's result.
Sincerely,
Robert Gull, leading researcher for SCP-123-DE-J
To: Robert Gull, leading researcher for SCP-123-DE-J
By: O5-█
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