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Recording of how Henry likes to show itself.
Item #: SCP-070-DE-J
Object Class: Keter
Threat Level: ●くろまる Black.This might sound unnecessarily over-the-top, bud think of the following:What if Henry deletes important data and the world ends? HENRY!!!
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-070-DE-J is to be ignored as far as possible. Employees entering a state of aggression are to be stunned and banned from the internet for a week. The events of incident THE GREÄT FLOOD. I won't repeat me again, you pimp. One more like that and I'll press the delete button. are not to be reenacted and all staff members still engaging in such activities are to be punished with a life-long isolation from man-made technology..
Description: SCP-070-DE-J is an AI that takes on the shape of a hamster. The reason for this? Its cheeks are outfitted with extradimensional properties, enabling it to eat or damage almost endless datasets. As a result, writing rather simple SCP documents took several weeks, as "Henry". A nickname given to it by personnel. repeatedly gorged itself on them. Surprisingly, chewed datasets take no longer take up memory space in Foundation servers.
Incident: THE GREÄT FLOOD. Fine, here comes the fist!
Following another failed saving of important data,. Nearby employees could hear sounds reminiscent of their gaming childhood. One of them later stated that it sounded like the result of failing the final boss. Dr. Strauch decided it would be a great idea to subject Henry to a gastrointestinal autopsy. It remained quite for a while, until a D-class employee inquired his escort why the door to the operating theater was coming so far off its hinges. Shortly thereafter, it broke apart and Dr. Strauch appeared on a surfboard , which rode upon an incomprehensible mass of data. All while still wearing his surgical gowns. The incident caused a large-scale overheating of Foundation servers, and lengthy maintenance work had to be performed.
Henry has swallowed no data since then. Dr. Strauch has been promoted to chief surgeon.
Incident-02:
Dr. Hermelin was demoted following the destruction of his workplace and isolated in accordance with security protocols.
Remark: We all know how provocative some technology can be when it doesn't work properly, but that is no reason for punching one's PC to pieces. I, being a passionate gamer, have long since hardened myself against such things. There is nothing, I repeat, nothing that could chsnge …
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HENRY!
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rating: +6
Credits
Article: SCP-070-DE-J Henry's Wheelings and Dealings
Original: May be found here
Author & Translator: Karpfisch Karpfisch
Filename: Hamster Wheels.gif
Creator: Anna Frodesiak
License: Creative Commons Attribution-Share Alike 3.0 Unported
Source: May be found here
Turbo Vision Blocks stems from here
I took Better Footnotes from here
The code for the false editing area is from here
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