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rating: +3
Item #: SCP-042-PT
Object Class: Safe
Threat Level: Orange ●くろまる Black ●くろまる
Special Containment Procedures: 4299 instances of SCP-042-PT under the jurisdiction of the Foundation are kept in the Containment Chamber 45f of Site PT14. Containment Chamber 45f is a 5 meter edge hermetically sealed cuboid room made of high density polyethylene and submerged in a 15 meter deep hydrochloric acid pool. An instance is kept in the emergency vault 3f of Site PT14 for testing availability. Opening emergency vault 3f requires the personal passwords of three (3) Level 4 personnel and of one (1) Level 5 personnel.
Description: SCP-042-PT are bottle openers. unlike ordinary bottle openers, SCP-042-PT is an universal concept applicator. When an individual holds the artifact and orders the opening of a "closed" item (Doors, cans, bottles, etc.) it will open. says audibly a sentence in which the verb open is validly applied to a noun, the extreme logical conclusion of the "open" of the noun in question will occur.
Discovery: A shipment of SCP-042-PT was delivered to the "████ █████ ██" store in ████ ████████, Tocantins, on 18/06/████. The O2I2 intercepted the plans for the delivery and MTF PT██-Α was dispatched to intercept and bring the shipment to containment. A shipment of non-anomalous replicas of SCP-042-PT was delivered to the store on the expected date. Each recovered instance of SCP-042-PT had a copy of the following printed next to the label:
We've all had the difficulty of opening the wine during New Year, and even Hercules himself can't open some of the glasses of olives that are out there. But with the Selective Contextual Lexical ApplicatorTM from Ferdinando's Extranormal Solutions Ltda., this is a problem of the past!
Never be locked out of home again! With just one command, the Selective Contextual Lexical ApplicatorTM gets you inside just in time for the game of Flamengo!
Did you lock the key inside the car? Easy, one sentence and the thing obeys you!
Ferdinando's Extranormal Solutions: With our black magic, black friday is everyday.
Disclaimer: Ferdinando's Extranormal Solutions Ltda. does not take responsibility for the possible institution of anarchies or unethical cognitive control caused by users of our paranormal items.
27/06/████
Researcher: Dr. Montes, Level 2 researcher at Site PT14.
Test: Dr Montes, holding the artifact, said "Open this door", referring to the unlocked door of the test chamber.
Results: The door handle turned and the door opened spontaneously.
27/06/████
Researcher: Dr. Montes, Level 2 researcher at Site PT14.
Test: Dr. Montes, holding the artifact, said "Open this door," referring to the locked door of the test chamber.
Results: The door unlocked spontaneously, but did not open.
Notes: So the results are contextual. Possible sapience? ~Dr. Montes
27/06/████
Rsearcher: Dr. Montes, Level 2 researcher at Site PT14.
Test: Dr. Montes, holding the artifact, said "Open this bottle", referring to a sealed soda bottle in the test chamber.
Results: Bottle cap floated above bottle and landed on the floor beside it.
28/06/████
Researcher: Dr. Queiroz, Level 3 researcher at Site PT14.
Test: Dr. Queiroz, holding the artifact, said "Open this safe", referring to an electronic safe present in the test chamber.
Results: [DATA EXPUNGED, HD IN WHICH THE FILES WERE SAVED WAS FORMATTED AND DEFRAGED, BURNT AND SPAT AT]
Notes: I won't let a bottle opener steal my job. ~Network Engineer Gerald Torres, Level 3 personnel and part of O2I2.
On 28/06/████, Dr. Queiroz, during his battery of tests with the SCP-042-PT object, was irritated by a homophobic comment made by agent Ferreira, a Level 2 security personnel, and commented that agent Ferreira needed to "Have a more open mind". Agent Ferreira, over the next few days, began exhibiting effeminate behavior, entering into a homosexual relationship three (3) days after this incident. Agent Ferreira previously claimed to be heterosexual. Tests to verify the ability to apply the SCP-042-PT anomaly to abstract concepts were required immediately.
28/06/████
Researcher: Dr. Ramires, Level 4 personnel, research department head of Site PT14.
Test: Dr. Ramires, holding SCP-042-PT, said "Open fire". An AR-15 service rifle was mounted on a support, oriented toward the wall.
Results: Rifle began firing as soon as Dr. Ramires said the activation phrase, emptying its magazine.
28/06/████
Researcher: Dr. Ramires, Level 4 researcher at Site PT14
Test: Dr. Ramires, holding SCP-042-PT, said "Open your eyes", referring to D-1951. D-1951 is a flat-earther.
Results: D-1951 reports coming to understand that the Earth is a globe.
Notes: This gives me some ideas. ~Dr. Esteves
29/06/████
Researcher: Dr. Esteves, Level 4 researcher at Site PT14.
Test: Dr. Esteves said "Open your eyes", referring to D-2042. D-2042 openly supports prominent neo-Nazi leaders.
Results: D-2042 became a vocal supporter of far-left Maoist ideologies.
01/07/████
Researcher: Dr. Esteves, Level 4 researcher at Site PT14.
Test: Dr. Esteves, holding SCP-042-PT, said "Open your eyes," referring to D-2042 again.
Results: D-2042 began to make passionate speeches about the illegitimacy of the State of Israel.
Notes: Sense of humor or political awareness? ~Dr. Esteves
01/07/████
Researcher: Dr. Esteves, Level 4 researcher at Site PT14.
Test: Dr. Esteves said "Open", without referring to anything in particular.
Results: [REDACTED]
Notes: ██ containment breaches resulted from the experiment. ~Agent Pacheco, Level 3 personnel, captain of MTF PT2-Α ("Homeless")
15/07/████
Researcher: Dr. Schneider, Level 4 researcher at Site PT14.
Test: Dr. Schneider said "Open the game", referring to Dr. Schneider, not present in the test chamber.
Results: Dr. Schneider was re-introduced to the personnel list under the name "Dr. Lopes".
Notes: Disappointed that we're going to have to restrict testing with this artifact for lack of professionalism and not a class K scenario, but not surprised. ~CL5-3
Further use of an instance of SCP-042-PT must be approved by one (1) Level 5 personnel, with no objections from any other Level 5 personnel.
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