Item #: SCP-017-KO
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: Subject should be open for business within a 500m distance from Site-██. Civilian entry is banned. In light of SCP-017-KO-1's friendliness to the Foundation and most of its personnel, Agents Level 1 or higher may freely use the subject. no more than five personnel should be involved per contact with the subject. Each personnel should not exceed five contacts per day with the subject. (Refer to Audio Transcript SCP-017KO-A) Personnel who showed inappropriate behaviour or violence within SCP-017-KO-2 causing 'aggravation' of the subject are to be demoted a level and relocated to another site.
Description: The subject is a coffee shop of the ████████ brand, which was discovered in 2012 by Agent ████. It has been confirmed that the subject operates from sunset to sunrise. The subject is friendly to the Foundation and voluntarily contained itself at discovery. (Refer to Audio Transcript SCP-017KO-B)
The subject consists of an East Asian woman in her twenties (SCP-017-KO-1) who runs the establishment and a building in the form of a typical coffee shop (SCP-017-KO-2). SCP-017-KO-1 provides coffee tailored to the tastes of individuals she perceives as customers. However, if customers place their orders themselves, she will comply with these requests, and the taste of the coffee is perceived as the best possible flavour by those who have tasted it.
Individuals who drink coffee provided by the subject enter a state of tranquillity from the moment they sip it, and subsequently, SCP-017-KO-1 offers advice regarding concerns they had. In most cases, these concerns are resolved quickly. However, in response to concerns about 'how to kill SCP-682', the subject exceptionally replied, "That's rude."
The subject does not require any compensation for this process. A significant increase in the efficiency of those who use it has been observed. Thus, Site-██ personnel can freely use the subject except in special circumstances. Following Incident SCP-017KO-A, the subject shows 'aggravation' to excessively impolite behaviour. Thus, a maximum of 5 individuals at a time could use the subject, and no more than 5 visits per person are allowed per day. The record also notes that the subject has existed longer than [REDACTED].
Experiment Log 017KO-1:
Subject: Agent ████
Note: Recently lost a newly purchased mobile phone.
Result: SCP-017-KO-1 advised checking under his bed. Subsequently, Agent ████ searched under his bed and found his mobile phone, then went to SCP-017-KO to express his gratitude.
Subject: Agent ██
Note: Agent ██ was demoted from Class 2 to Class 1 due to an accident.
Result: SCP-017-KO-1 advised that waiting is the best solution. So far, nothing has happened Two months after the experiment, Agent ██ was promoted to Class 3.
All agents seeking promotion through contact with the subject are restricted from using SCP-017-KO.
-Dr. █████
Audio Transcript SCP-017KO-A:
D-9182: [REDACTED] I feel like [REDACTED], you hear me? [REDACTED]]
SCP-017-KO-1: Sir, I understand your frustration, but there are other people here. Calm down and-
D-9182: [REDACTED] you! Hah! Aren't you a pretty thing. [REDACTED]
SCP-017-KO-1: Sir, I'm sorry that you went through all that, but you're being rude. Please stop.
D-9182: Or what, [REDACTED] me? Hah! Try me. Looks like you didn't age anything, let me teach you a lesson-(a bang, stops talking)
SCP-017-KO-1: (Aggravated)[REDACTED] You piece of [REDACTED] What? I'm at least [REDACTED] years older than you, you…
SCP-017-KO-1: (In usual accent) I'm sorry for everyone else, but the shop is closed today. Please visit another day. Not you, you [REDACTED]<End of Log>
SCP-017-KO did not open for three more days. After three days, D-9182 was kicked out of the subject and started vomiting, complaining that he got all the scolding he would have heard in his life. Subsequently, D-9182's personality became very mild.
Audio Transcript SCP-017KO-B:
Agent ████: (Door chimes) Hello, this is ████. I've been here before, haven't I?
SCP-017-KO-1: Of course, I remember you. How can I forget? You've been really good about my coffee.
Agent ████: I'm afraid that you can't continue running the shop. The Foundation has decided to contain you.
SCP-017-KO-1: The Foundation, is it… Then I should cooperate. Alright, come here again tomorrow.<End of Log>
Afterwards, a non-anomalous villa was built in SCP-017-KO's original location. SCP-017-KO-2 relocated to an abandoned house 79 metres away from Site-██.