SCP-003-INT-P-7, -8 and -12
Item #: SCP-003-INT
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-003-INT is stored inside a standard secure cell in the Section C1b at the International Site-DE20. SCP-003-INT is placed immediately in the middle of the room, on a table, under a glass bell, with a camera positioned over the object whilst inside its case, recording the movements of SCP-003-INT-A and -B.
Personnel is only allowed entrance to the containment cell with the approval of O4-8, protocoled through a formal request that must be relayed at least one (1) week before performing an experiment or interview. Non-complying personnel will be arrested, and properly disciplined.
Description: SCP-003-INT is a package of filled chocolates. The words "Dr. Wondertainment's Wonderland chocolate bank of true sweetnessTM" are written in cursive font on the package. A star in the upper right corner bears the seal: "Made with Ms Mirabilis © original recipe!".
The back of the package contains the following inscription:
Ingredients: Truly high-quality brown chocolate (sugar, and cacao), Queen Bee NectarTM honey, lactose-free butter and milk from happy cows, gluten-free flour from yours truly Uncle Miller, sweet n' sour fruit food preservatives (raspberry, strawberry, mango, orange, hazelnuts- without going nuts!), Dr. Wondertainment's Sweeter-Than-Allowed-Powder®, Dr. Wondertainment's Glitter Party Poppers®, Thoroughly Intense VanillaTM, Cotton Candy, Caramel ColadaTM, Marvelous Marshmallow ManiaTM and the new and improved Ms Mirabilis "Wonder Vitamin"©!
May contain traces of joy©, fun©, and happiness©.
SCP-003-INT can be opened by sliding the internal case containing the pralines off the side of the package. Most of the time — in ~90% of the tests — the candy box is empty; in these events, a smooth, androgynous voice can be heard saying: "It's not the time for sweet daydreams yet, my child!".
SCP-003-INT may contain from eight (8) to twelve (12) pralines. When the case contains the indicated sweets, a "Sugar Fairy" Event is starts; the event is initiated when someone is wishful or when SCP-003-INT-A and/or SCP-003-INT-B want to offer something or make a deal with an individual.
- "Sugar Fairy" Event
- SCP-003-INT-P seem to have the property of being able to bend reality so far that an object or situation manifests itself. For the person who ate the instance, this event is perceived as if their innermost wish were fulfilled.
These pralines are referred to as SCP-003-INT-P, from P-1 to P-12, counting from the left to the right through the four rows containing the sweets. Following is the summary of all documented SCP-003-INT-P instances:
| Product Name | Date |
|---|---|
| Unnamed | 01.02.20██ |
| Dr. Wondertainment's True Swiss Heidi Chocolate | 02.08.20██ |
| Dr. Wondertainment's Fantastique Madeleine de la Lune | 04.06.20██ |
| Bartleby‘s Ginger Snap | 18.02.20██ |
| Dr. Wondertainment's Wonderbaaren Wafels | 08.10.20██ |
| Unnamed | 19.07.20██ |
| Alice's "Eat Me" Cupcake | 13.03.20██ |
| Dr. Wondertainment's Sparkling Glitter Popcorn® | 12.05.20██ |
| CrunchableTM's Cinnamon Stars | 05.11.20██ |
| Dr. Wondertainment's Succulente Chocolatine du Paradis | 03.07.20██ |
| 夕暮れのかわいいお餅 | 07.10.20██ |
| L████ L█████ Milk Chocolate | 16.08.20██ |
| Dr. Wondertainment's Mayesthetic Marmalade Macarons | 13.04.20██ |
| Unnamed | 20.10.20██ |
| Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Brigadeiro Treat | 15.04.20██ |
| Cookies von DoomTM Cookie Flavored Delicacies | 12.09.20██ |
In addition to the product's name, two young women are shown on the front cover of the packaging, namely SCP-003-INT-A, and -B. The figures seem to move slightly when they are not observed directly, as per comparison between their initial positions and those assumed by the entities; this ability has been observed through the use of a camera that produced a series of individual photographs all 5 seconds. Information about the figures’ movements, and goals has been collected through extensive testing; new instances of figures appearing are to be reported as SCP-003-INT-C-#; exceptionally, SCP-003-INT-C-1 is a figure that is commonly seen.
Addendum from 20/05/20██: Since the conclusion of experiment 003-INT-3, SCP-003-INT-A and -B have been able to move in real-time, facilitating communication. The connection between Dr. Lazare's experience in SCP-003-INT pocket universe and the acceleration of SCP-003-INT-A and -B is not yet clear. The theory is that by "breaking the fourth wall" the anomaly tried to correct itself, it is expected that research will show what the trigger really was.
SCP-003-INT-A, and -B show playful demeanours. SCP-003-INT-A is the taller of the two, has short curly hair and wears a traditional knee-long skirt; SCP-003-INT-B is the smaller one, often wears a little top hat with a "W" on it together with a medical doctor costume. According to the entities, they are caricatures of their creators — but have no connection, other than a similar appearance, with their real-life counterparts. They can see and notice the third dimension despite being two-dimensional. They seem to be able to modify elements of the packaging, creating figures of objects such as miscellanea and furniture at will, tamper with objects close enough to SCP-003-INT, and even move around the package's surface.
Observed activities performed by 003-INT-A, and -B:
- Dancing (twenty known artistic styles, and five seemingly free-form styles);
- Playing with the letters on the packaging;
- Conversing with each other;
- Eating whilst sat at a table;
- Sleeping in hammocks;
- Painting, and writing on the surface of the packaging;
- Advertising other Dr. Wondertainment products not exclusively related to edibles;
- Playing with a corgi named "Jeremy"; referred to as SCP-003-INT-C-1;
- Pushing instances of 003-INT-P out of SCP-003-INT's case (See Experiment 003-INT-3);
- Changing the package and its contents to suit various holidays or special occasions;
Addendum 1 — Testing Logs
Foreword: This is the first time, since the object has been obtained by the Foundation, that it has presented a number of pralines.
Test Subject: D-2510.
[Start testing log]
D-2510 has been instructed to eat one of the instances of SCP-003-INT-P. Five (5) minutes after doing so, a stuffed crocodile appeared in nearby the test subject. D-2510 immediately started crying, and hugging the item, displaying a whelming amount of emotion towards the object of affection. When a security guard present tried to apprehend the object, D-2510 displayed an uncharacteristically aggressive behavior.
[End testing log]
Afterword: Following the experiment, D-2510 was interviewed.
[Start interview log]
Dr. Sand: Good evening, D-2510.
D-2510: Hi, Doc.
Dr. Sand: May I ask you, why did you wish for a stuffed animal instead of freedom?
D-2510: Uhm… I don't… I don't really know. When I was young, I had this... When I ate this very, very, very... [D-2510 starts slobbering.]
Dr. Sand beckons D-2510's attention.
Dr. Sand: Please, concentrate on this interview, D-2510.
D-2510: Sorry! Yes— ehm… when I was eating that delicious chocolate… I… I couldn't help but remember my childhood. How I was sad when… when I lost Alexandra. [D-2510 tightens her embrace around the stuffed animal.] Look! Now she is back!
D-2510 starts crying again as she presses herself against the stuffed animal.
D-2510: Please, don't take her away from me!
[End interview log]Note: D-2510 was allowed to keep the stuffed animal after tests were conducted to determine the object's nature. The subject was thoroughly distressed during the period away from the object.
Note: Similar experiments rendered equal results; all subjects wished for toys or other childhood objects when they were not instructed to wish for anything else.
Foreword: This was the first attempt of communication with SCP-003-INT-A and -B.
Researchers: Dr. Stephan Faust and Dr. Felizia Zwingli.
[Start interview log]
Dr. Faust and Dr. Zwingli started communicating with 003-INT-A and -B through written messages. The instances read the paper and replied in kind, producing smaller implements. The instances altered the dimensions of the notes, abducting the papers given by the researchers, and expelling their written answers.
Dr. Faust: Can you talk to us?
SCP-003-INT-A: Ja, Frau und Herr Doktor.
SCP-003-INT-B: Oui, Mademoiselle et Monseigneur.
Dr. Zwingli: So, could you please answer some questions?
SCP-003-INT-A: Yes. Though we must think about them for a little while. As you may have noticed, we are slowed down... for some reason.
SCP-003-INT-B: Do you want sweets? Would you rather chocolate or cake?
Dr. Zwingli: No, thanks. We just want some information. Maybe later.
SCP-003-INT-B: That makes me very, very, very, very happy! [Instance B shows the note to Instance A before expelling it.]
SCP-003-INT-A: You don't need to write it to me, Minisabel! I can hear you. Anyways, what do you two wanna ask?
Dr. Faust: Who are you little Ladies?
SCP-003-INT-A: We are Miniatures of our creators! [Instance A assumes a proud poise.]
Dr. Zwingli: And who are your creators?
SCP-003-INT-B: Do you want to know our names?
Dr. Faust: That, too.
SCP-003-INT-A and -B discuss for a while before writing again.
SCP-003-INT-A: I don't know if we should really tell you. But nevertheless, my name is Minirabilis. [003-INT-A performs a curtsy.]
SCP-003-INT-B: I'm Minisabel. Dr. Minisabel! [003-INT-B tips her hat and poses in a proud stance.]
Dr. Faust: An honor to make acquaintances with you two, I'm Dr. Stephan Faust.
Dr. Zwingli: Likewise, I'm Dr. Felizia Zwingli.SCP-003-INT-A starts writing, but SCP-003-INT-B taps the instance's shoulder and holds a piece of paper with "Felicia?" on it. A shakes her head and answers with "Felizia". SCP-003-INT-B looks sceptical.
SCP-003-INT-A: Well, to be honest, Felizia and Stephan, we don't have much information about our creators. The only thing that I — [SCP-003-INT-A ponders for a few seconds.] — "remember" is that she, my model that is, is... [003-INT-A points to Dr. Zwingli.] ...similar in height to you, and is a germanophone.
SCP-003-INT-B: No. You don't speak German, you speak English.
SCP-003-INT-A and -B engage in a rapid discussion.
SCP-003-INT-A: I speak German, somehow and she — [003-INT-A beckons 003-INT-B.] — English, and we are not too sure about which language we write in... But her model speaks English and is... similarly petite.
Dr. Zwingli: So she's smaller than me?
SCP-003-INT-B: I'm not small! [003-INT-B makes a childish, angry face.]
SCP-003-INT-A seems embarrassed due to the behavior of her companion.
SCP-003-INT-A: Let's see, where did we stop?
Dr. Faust: Well, how do you make these sweets appear inside the box?
SCP-003-INT-A: We don't.
Dr. Faust: Please, explain yourselves.
SCP-003-INT-A: It is technically not in our power to create those. We can push them out, but we primarily exist only to advertise, and entertain! [A giggles for a few seconds.] Isn't it entertaining when a mascot gives the impression of being alive?
SCP-003-INT-A waits for an answer. Dr. Faust seems to be concentrated in taking notes. Dr. Zwingli draws attention to A.
Dr. Faust: Yes! Yes! Totally.
SCP-003-INT-B: You are too kind. [B starts nodding adroitly.]
Dr. Zwingli: You said that you can push the sweets out. Can you show us that?
SCP-003-INT-A: Yes.
SCP-003-INT-B: Yes!
SCP-003-INT-A and -B move to the edge of the box, opening it. The case with the sweets slides out. After a few seconds, two instances of 003-INT-P suddenly jump from their spots, landing over the table. SCP-003-INT-A and -B return to their original positions, and pose together with their arms in a beckon. A colorful text appears over them, reading "Ta-DAAAA!", accompanied by balloons, and confetti.
Dr. Faust: Thank you.
SCP-003-INT-B: You ought to eat them!
SCP-003-INT-A: Tell us how they taste, I want to know too.
Dr. Faust and Dr. Zwingli asked if they could consume the -P instances later, but SCP-003-INT-A and -B refused to answer any further questions until consumption of the -P instances. After approval by the project manager, Dr. Faust and Dr. Zwingly consumed the two SCP-003-INT-P instances.
[End interview log]
Afterword: After the interview, Doctors Faust and Zwingli were examined for side effects. Apart from increased levels of endorphins and serotonin, they were healthy.
Foreword: Dr. Lazare, who came for crosstesting preparation, requested another test to gather more information about SCP-003-INT-A and -B through the use of SCP-003-INT-P.
[Start testing log]
Dr. Lazare triggered an SCP-003-INT-P supply. After three minutes SCP-003-INT reacted. Dr. Lazare consumed an instance SCP-003-INT-P-4 wishing for "a better understanding of SCP-003-INT", disappearing after consumption. The present personnel notice a new SCP-003-INT-C instance strongly resembling Dr. Lazare interacting with SCP-003-INT-A and -B.
Note: This is a transcription of the Interview and was after Dr. Lazare's return.
Recording #003-3-1:
SCP-003-INT-B: Hey! What's cookin' good lookin'?
Dr. Lazare: Oh, er, hello!
SCP-003-INT-B: Nice to meet you down here.
Dr. Lazare:…this is… quite a strange place. There are no dimensions at all, and... No, not really. There are dimensions… but... I don't really know how to describe it.
SCP-003-INT-B: Oh, you're not here to talk about scientific things for hours, aren't you? Take some chocolate and relax.
SCP-003-INT-A: I think he didn't come here just to have fun. Let him work. He'll eat more of your weird chocolate later.
SCP-003-INT-B: Hey, they're not weird! And that's your chocolate too, I'll remind you.
SCP-003-INT-A: I'll call it weird anyway. You always put in some things... That shouldn't be found in chocolate.
SCP-003-INT-B: Like glitter popcorn or bananas? I knew you wouldn't forget it, you hateful creature.
[SCP-003-INT-B smiles; SCP-003-INT-A appears to be embarrassed]
SCP-003-INT-A: You know what I mean! Those chemicals that let you fly, and…
Dr. Lazare: Hem, would you please answer some questions? I promise I'll... try some of your chocolate after that.
[SCP-003-INT-A hides her face with her hands sighing and looks desperate.]
SCP-003-INT-A: Alright, this is too stupid for me. Screw it. Ask your questions.
Dr. Lazare: So, researchers noticed that you two interacted with each other, and with the box when unobserved. What happens to you when someone is looking at SCP-003-INT but without activating it?
SCP-003-INT-A: We're... like, sleeping. We can see what's happening "outside", but we can't move.
Dr. Lazare: Right. What about the other beings?
SCP-003-INT-B: Like what? More absolutely delicious doctors? So you already want to go? That's sad!
SCP-003-INT-A: Hey, calm down and let him speak. So. What do you mean?
Dr. Lazare: I am referring to the other instances that we've seen in here.
SCP-003-INT-A: ...Really? I haven't seen any of the creepy pervert monsters you guys keep. Not in here, y'know.
SCP-003-INT-B: Spoooky. [Instance B imitates the facsimile of a ghost.]
SCP-003-INT-A: Why do you like embarrassing us so much?
Dr. Lazare: Oh, no, that's not what I meant. We have frequently seen a corgi appear in here; does it simply disappears? Is it somewhere else? Can you communicate with the other instances?
SCP-003-INT-A: Yeah, it's just that sometimes people just show up at our place. Recently a door appeared here and two or three clowns looked in. They were as surprised as we were. Now, about Jeremy, the corgi, I don't know. Minisabel calls him if she's bored. Sometimes he comes. Sometimes he doesn't.
SCP-003-INT-B: Yeah, he's not particularly smart!
SCP-003-INT-A: He always brings this ice cream with him. Hmmm… I have to admit that it is a great invention from you.
Note: It seems that SCP-003-INT-A and -B hardly differ between themselves and their creators.
SCP-003-INT-A Also, we can't really call our creators or anything like that. Really. Or, maybe…
SCP-003-INT-A created a black bakelite phone and pretended calling someone.
SCP-003-INT-B: "Why do you like embarrassing us so much?"
SCP-003-INT-A rolled its eyes and laughed.
Dr. Lazare: So… Is there a way for me to go back?
[SCP-003-INT-A beckoned to a direction, indicating a materializing door.
SCP-003-INT-B: Hey! You said you would eat our chocolates.
Dr. Lazare: Well. Are you sure they won't kill me or make tentacles grow out of my forehead?
[SCP-003-INT-B remained silent for a few seconds.]
SCP-003-INT-B: In fact, I initially wanted to give you one of the soporific ones, but... No, you're nice and I don't want to annoy you.
Dr. Lazare: Oh, well, thank you...
[SCP-003-INT-B materializes one of the SCP-003-INT-P instances, which is consumed by Dr. Lazare.]
Dr. Lazare: An intriguing taste. Not so bad nevertheless.
[SCP-003-INT-B started chuckling.]
Dr. Lazare: Oh no... What is in it? Wait, no, actually, I don't wanna know...
SCP-003-INT-B: Well! See ya!
SCP-003-INT-A: Auf Wiedersehen.
[End testing log]
Note: SCP-003-INT seems to possess some type of pocket dimension housing SCP-003-INT-A and -B. Further study is required.
Addendum 2 — Crosstesting
Foreword: Testing the possibility of gathering information by using SCP-002-INT.
[Start testing log]
An Instance of SCP-003-INT-P is put in SCP-002-INT.
After five seconds, SCP-003-INT-P starts melting.
That point as SCP-003-INT-P fill 002-INT a large building manifested on the surface. The building seems to be one of the headquarters of the Group of Interest "Dr. Wondertainment", shown by the gigantic Letters "Dr. W.".
Four remarkable individuals were spotted through one of the big the skycraper windows. The research team noted that two of the individuals has strong similarities with SCP-003-INT-A and -B; most likely PoI-1995-DE "Ms Mirabilis" and PoI-386 "Dr. Isabel Helga Anastasia Parvati Wondertainment V, PhD" though further research is required.
The manifestation lasted for 10 minutes before SCP-003-INT-P lapsing to its original praline form. Once the research personnel tried to recuperate it, SCP-003-INT-P disappeared.
[End testing log]
Afterword: The result of the interaction between SCP-002-INT and SCP-003-INT could not be fully evaluated. The geographical location of the buildings could not be determined; personnel assumes that this is due to a pretermemetic anomaly.
Addendum from 09/10/2015: Another instance of SCP-003-INT was found. Located above the product name of the second instance the are the words: "The BETTER Alternative!"; additionally, a black man with a colourful suit and a tophat is replacing SCP-003-INT-B, and SCP-003-INT-A wears a trouser suit. Crosstesting between the first, and second instances of SCP-003-INT are being considered.
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