SCP-001-UA
THE FOLLOWING FILES HAVE BEEN CLASSIFIED
TOP SECRET
BY ORDER OF THE UKRAINIAN BRANCH DIRECTOR
GENERAL NOTICE UA-001-A
In order to prevent knowledge of SCP-001 from being leaked, several files with false information have been created alongside the true file/files. All files concerning the nature of SCP-001, including the decoy/decoys, are protected by a memetic kill agent designed to immediately cause cardiac arrest in any nonauthorized personnel attempting to access the file. Revealing the true nature/natures of SCP-001 to the general public is cause for execution (except as required under ████-████████ ████████ █████)
WARNING:
ANY NON-AUTHORIZED PERSONNEL ACCESSING THIS FILE WILL BE IMMEDIATELY TERMINATED THROUGH BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT. SCROLLING DOWN WITHOUT PROPER MEMETIC INOCULATION WILL RESULT IN IMMEDIATE CARDIAC ARREST FOLLOWED BY DEATH.
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
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[MEMETIC KILL AGENT ACTIVATED]
[CONTINUED LIFE SIGNS CONFIRMED]
[REMOVING SAFETY INTERLOCKS]
Welcome, authorized personnel. Please select your desired file.
[AWAITING DECLASSIFICATION]
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