Hello there! Ahh, Genera *akhem*
Here I am. The most BlazingPie BlazingPie of the PL Branch! And this is my translator page!
Dr. Blanzig's Personnel File for the International Translation Archive
Name: Dr. Blanzig ████████ (aka: "Blanzig", "Blanzing", "Blazing", "Pie" etc.)
Clearance Level: 3
Position: Polish Branch Translator/INT Translator
Description: Dr. Blanzig works in the Polish Branch of the SCP Foundation. He is one of PL Branch's main translators/translation archivists on duty. His first translated work was completed on 27/05/2019.
[THE REMAINDER OF THIS FILE HAS BEEN LOCKED BY THE LAZINESS OF THE AUTHOR]
SCPs:
SCP-PL-126 — The Union of Earth Socialist Republics
Rating: [+22]
A wise man once said "communism without totalitarianism is beautiful, but impossible". It's true. Any attempt to implement this ideology cannot end well.
SCP-PL-007 — Happily nonexistent object
Rating: [+15]
If SCP-PL-007 existed, it would probably be described as a phenomenon that would make the confronter aware of what they need to achieve happiness, but of course all employees of the Foundation know that these are only fantastic assumptions, because the object — happily — does not exist.
SCP-PL-057 — Leccinum Disappearing
Rating: [+12]
We organize mushroom picking contests, you know, among the ordinary, gray Kowalski, who collect mushrooms. We give some guidelines on where to find... these mushrooms. The winners are employed.
SCP-PL-067 — Dog that traveled in time
Rating: [+11]
The only inborn anomalous trait of SCP-PL-067 was increased intelligence and unusually strong (especially for breeds related to Siberian Husky) attachment to the caretaker.
SCP-PL-149 — The Cinema
Rating: [+6]
"This sponge soaks up the water just like you soak up the good of this world, and lock it in cages"
SCP-PL-052 — Subtemporal bracer
Rating: [+9]
You see, D-1 kills his grandfather. Of course fully theoretically. And he himself ceases to exist as well. However, his grandfather does not wonderfully come back to life.
Tales:
Rating: [+13]
The Foundation has its dark sides, and Protected Area 63 is one of the darkest. It was like that. It is like that. It will be like that.
Welcome to Area 63.
Welcome to Hell.
Welcome, doctor.
About the beginnings of the altnormal medicine
Rating: [+10]
"Hello? Adam. Yes, again. Yes, it's those from altmedicine. Bring boys from Eta-17"
Rating: [+8]
There were those who saw the cages. There were those who saw the Library. There were those who saw the blood of those who should not bleed. Lovers of gears. Fifthists. Those that bought, and those that gave. There was always one who didn't earlier knew why it is like that, but felt a threat. Everyone perfectly understood why we exist, why we are.
Now I am alone. Alone, the last from the global network.
A case worth uranium (Translated with Arcydziegiel Arcydziegiel )
Rating: [+4]
"So, let's toast. For "Brother-in-law&Brother-in-law Motorized"."
"And for forced vacation."
Other:
Rating: [+12]
One of the main characters in this canon is Jarosław Zimorodek - former Foundation researcher, currently a businessman making money from selling anomalous "dietary supplements", for a high price, but hey! You don't let big bad concerns earn!