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THE CONTEST OF WAIFU!
People are always fantasizing their "Waifu"s. Some write those fantasies into article ideas; these Waifus include, but are not limited to: singers, actors, models, idols, virtual idols, ACG characters, Vtubers, and so on.
The aim of this contest is to let you write your own unique Waifu!!!
Congratulations to the Top Three:
1st: Gimme a break plz. I really have no drop left., by copperia copperia ! Creepypasta Briefs Waifu!
Description: SCP-CN-copperia is a sexual fetish to human briefs, with tactile cognitohazards causing the subject's sexual activity with briefs, resulting in their pregnancy and reproduction similar to the human female's. Those with stronger fetishism triggers an additional effect, causing the love expression of briefs around the subject until their combination.
2nd: A Case of Uxoricide and Dismemberment, by raintree does not match any existing user name! Vegetable Waifu!
Description: SCP-CN-Raintree is a specific type of cooking on the subject's suspicion of infidelity of all his cabbages (Brassica oleracea) in the human sense, after which anyone who has interacted with the subject would share the similar cognitohazards to the subject's and mistake the cabbage for the subject's wife, with activity related to "murder investigation".
3rd: my handsome husbando 682 gekioshi ooc warning, by Tenth Lee Tenth Lee , Hard-To-Destroy Lizard Waifu!
Description: SCP-CN-Tenth-Lee is an insane infatuation with SCP-682, which causes visual cognitohazards and hallucination on the subject, with a bended cognition of SCP-682 as "handsome" and delusion about its behavior as expressions of love. Meanwhile, the subject also pursues SCP-682 in multiple means, including but not limited to follows: confessing love, sending flowers, and writing articles.
Result:
Gimme a break plz. I really have no drop left. by
copperia, rating: 104
A Case of Uxoricide and Dismemberment by
RainTree, rating: 63
my handsome husbando 682 gekioshi ooc warning by
Tenth Lee, rating: 62
I want my gun. Change back! by
zenghanliang, rating: 57
男友馋我身子,怎么办?急,在线等 by
AI_Mayca, rating: 42
小红Mo与大灰糖 by
Deer Kylin, rating: 38
專訪重裝海豹人 by
MScarlet, rating: 36
The Time of Rivers by
Diorite, rating: 35
SCP-CN-2719-J by
C8H17OH, rating: 32
SCP-CN-1265 by
liangyue23, rating: 31
SCP基金会烂俗肥皂剧《等着我》,Chromium主演 by
ChroIridium, rating: 28
一场SK级支配转换情景的发生,又名,《四级研究员与触手石头女朋友的爱情故事,冲冲冲》 by
Gali Z R, rating: 27
SCP-CN-1839-J by
Dr Vodka Skyy, rating: 27
烛光晚餐,又称一名研究员与aic的爱情 by
Liquid ice, rating: 24
流浪汉和安妮 by
Tower Rush, rating: 24
不管怎样都好,JK小姐请和我结婚吧! by
ghostlin, rating: 23
乌云,风,姐姐 by
Mineral water, rating: 23
SCP-CN-1232 by
Kcorena, rating: 23
女管家的最后一案 by
maki_hisane, rating: 20
致遗忘 by
furry lover, rating: 20
关于和邪神的恋爱小指南! by
AanaMalsageco, rating: 19
Stanieria cyanosphaera by
Cynthia7979, rating: 18
一个爱情故事的终结,或者是名为张三的男人终于找到了他的所爱之物,但最终不过是一场挣扎 by
T O N K, rating: 18
冗长的告别:关于我把我的一部分嫁出去这件事 by
Queen Lu, rating: 18
恋人,佳肴与亵渎 by
Price22, rating: 18
She And "She" by
Crazy_Tachanka, rating: 18
SCP-CN-1264 by
ShineShadowD, rating: 18
歌行:五次覔狂喜 by
Etinjat, rating: 17
难言之隐 by
Zeldashu, rating: 15
出嫁 by
SisterTan_Greasy, rating: 14
梦,现实,以及熊先生 by
LowPresence, rating: 14
我们孑然一身的最后时刻 by
The Obsidian Shard, rating: 13
垃圾山中的倩影 by
Flying Jellyfish, rating: 12
恸哀,风雨与爱的追捧 by
WOrs Obrine, rating: 12
射中之情 by
Bacon Coinber, rating: 10
我·他 by
Hueyacuetzpali, rating: 8
SCP-CN-1758 by
JosephJoestar, rating: 7
Was Liebe ist by
Ruinenstadt, rating: 7
盲信者 by
TNN_Ender, rating: 7
沒人在乎我是誰以及那傢伙是啥鬼了 by
Gengar-Lee, rating: 7
碳酸锂 by
ghostlin, rating: 6
虚无的你 by
Just F, rating: 6
优先选择愉悦方案,而不是实用方案 by
JacKeTJioNG, rating: 5
救赎之爱 by
DRXI_imagine, rating: 4
指尖之爱 by
Dr_Naxurt, rating: 3
DREAM by
LighthouseRM, rating: 3
碎裂之殇 by
WolfsWilson, rating: 1
仲秋梦华夜 by
Dream-Luo, rating: 1
幽明永隔 by
Patrick Liu, rating: 1
CAS by
readeiier, rating: 0
我得到了存在意义 by
Heartman, rating: 0
异常的,寄托灵魂之物 by
Lie Bias, rating: -1
SCP-CN-2333-J by
Mystrs-MY, rating: -3
流星不总降临在同一个地方,除非它们有着共同的爱人 by
DW_snow, rating: -3
情书一笺:赠予我与你与这广袤宇宙的爱恋 by
Virgil_N, rating: -5
汝与我同存 by
Rolanda, rating: -5
时光情书 by
Dream-Luo, rating: -5
一位博士的研究(恋爱)记录 by
DW_snow, rating: -5
愚人 by
Shi Zhou, rating: -6
完全真实的恋爱 by
Ennuyeux, rating: -6
收容记录:爱情的本质是逆部模因 by
Virgil_N, rating: -7
SCP-CN-1843 by
CangMuseIX, rating: -8
一个令人遗憾的故事 by
Klemond, rating: -9
你会来娶我么 by
nanxia, rating: -9
亲爱的,"分手"吧 by
lefs, rating: -10
神爱众生 by
Dr-Memo, rating: -10
无法触及的爱恋 by
shiyue Sioncsume, rating: -10
鱼人节就要和老婆一起过 by
DW_snow, rating: -13
SCP-CN-1373 by
DM_Bismuth, rating: -14
snow flower by
DW_snow, rating: -17
几个小妙招!教你如何在20个银河年内泡到宇宙! by
melohady, rating: -17
SCP-CN-99-J by
Canophia, rating: -18
Contest Entryyy
THE CONTEST HAS ENDED YOU FEATURELESS PROTAGONISTS
Description
- The topic is Waifu - Write your own waifu/husbando/partner! However, it must not be humanoid*!
- *Humanoid: Anything that has a form similar to a human and the intelligence of or equivalent to a human (in brief, anything that satisfies the definition of a Humanoid).
- You can write something that looks like a human, but they should not be as intelligent as a human.
- You can write something with the human intelligence and not in human form, but it should not have any humanoid features.
- Incorporeal/inorganic/inanimate subjects are strongly recommended!
- There is no limit to the content. It can be simply a hidden love, an admiration between two, an eternal love, or even a netorare - Splash your creativity on anything related to Waifu.
- Options: Tales (strongly recommend to write tales only, I appreciate that), SCP Entries (it is the best to write joke entries), GOI Formats (I think we already have enough adult content), Essays (Really?)
- "You" in "Your Waifu" can be the real you, the fictional you, or not you (?).
The top three can obtain special descriptions for their entries! (maybe)
Use-This-Theme Challenge!
The following are title challenges. Anyone who writes about a specific theme from the following can obtain a title (of course it's useless!).
But only qualified entries can obtain titles nee nee nee.
| Title | Theme | Difficulty (no value of reference) |
|---|---|---|
| The Magnificent Nature | Write at least one organic anomaly Waifu | ★★☆☆☆ |
| Nonsexuality | Write at least one inorganic anomaly Waifu | ★★☆☆☆ |
| Concept Stock | Write at least one incorporeal anomaly Waifu | ★★★☆☆ |
| To Love A Story | Write at least one Waifu that is the story itself. | ★★★★☆ |
| Wake Up Nerd, You Have No Wife | Write at least one antimemetic anomaly Waifu | ★★★★☆ |
| Big Thing | Write at least one anomaly Waifu that measures over 500 meters | ★★☆☆☆ |
| Harem | Write a plot involving harem | ★★★☆☆ |
Contest Time
From: 00:00, 2020年04月01日 (UTC+8)
To*: 23:59, 2020年04月02日 (UTC+8)
*The final result will be announced when the contest ends.
Notes
- Promoting your entry is not prohibited in the contest, but such posts will be deleted, so you had better not.
- It is the best not to participate in multiple contests at the same time. But it's just "the best".
- Why are you still waiting? Start writing now!