User:Geniusguy445

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!! Hi SMWiki mods, i'm going to require a few edits to clean up the dead links, please don't slap me with warnings xoxo

Hei-ho! Hello and welcome to my user page! I joined this wiki in 2010, and learned a metric boatload of css and markdown. I spent some time here editing my page mostly, then moved on to be the lead admin at the Game Ideas Wiki, back when Fandom was still Wikia. There's a lot of history there, but I kind of fell off editing any wiki. By that point, I was going to school to make video games! I'm like a pro now!

In all honesty, I barely play Mario/Nintendo games at all these days. Oddly enough, I actually know someone who has worked on Nintendo IP. I'm just at such a different life stage, that I don't think I'll be back here (often?). As such I'm going to trim some of this content down so its easier to maintain.

About Me

Geniusguy445's Userbox Tower

At-A-Glance:

Sprite of a Shy Guy from Paper Mario This user is a Shy Guy.
Shyguy.jpg This user thinks Shy Guys are misunderstood.
MarioWikiLogo3-1.PNG This user has over 40 major edits on the Super Mario Wiki.
Yoshi's Story promotional artwork: A White Shy Guy This user wants to scream "Whei-hei-hoooo!" (which is "GO SHY GUYS!" in Shy-glish).
The Catch Card of Count Bleck in Super Paper Mario This user likes talking in the 3rd person.
Sprite of the Box and the Package from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door This user finds it very easy to communicate with user boxes.
Treasure box This user creates his or her own userboxes.
n=lots
ubxs This user has (created) n userboxes.
not 238.584px This user likes that all userboxes aren't the same size!
Mario using a Hammer This text needs to be changed.
Artwork of Mario performing a crouch, from Super Mario 64. This user likes hiding in user boxes.
UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of {his/her) userboxes! or else...

More Details:

The cross.PNG This user is Christian.
Shy Guy This user is a Christian Canadian.
GeniusGuy noLaser.PNG This user is a Genius.
Mad Scienstein This user is also a mad scientist.
Artwork of Plus and Minus Barrels from Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest 72 % of all people are not good at mathematics. If you are part of the other 38 %, place this on your user page.
Animation of a Clubba sleeping in Paper Mario This user is incredibly loyal.
Paper-Yoshi.gif This user is incredibly sleepy.
Screenshot of a Piranha Plant from Super Mario 64. This user is sleeping...because...he's sleepy.
A Goomba walking forever. This user works out on a treadmill.
Wario artwork from WarioWare: D.I.Y. This user is into business.
Endless mario.gif This user invests in Mario ?-block bonds (TSX:?BB).
NSMBW Blue Coin Sprite This User goes to Fawful117's Item Shop! This user also has 50 MCs!!
Sprite of a Bandit from Paper Mario This user met a bandit.
A Sad Rex from Super Princess Peach. This user lost all of his coins.
No Animal Sign with Squawks The moral of the story is: don't meet bandits.
Bowser Jr. animated in the select character screen. One of this user's favorite characters is Bowser Jr.
LuigiPinkSmallAni.gif Another one is Luigi.
Artwork of Wario from Wario World. This user even likes Wario.
Wario Jumps.gif This user thinks Wario should learn how to squish Goombas.
Artwork of Princess Peach playing on a Game Boy, from Game & Watch Gallery This user thinks Peach is probably good at vibeo gams
PaperMario2ShyGuy.gif This user LOVES shy guys.
GeniusGuy noLaser.PNG This user's favorite type of Shy Guy is the Genius Guy.
Sprite of a Spy Guy with a hammer, from Paper Mario. This user's second favorite type of Shy Guy is the Spy Guy.
Sprite of General Guy from Paper Mario This user's third favorite Shy Guy is General Guy.
Triangle block What do those three (Genius Guy, Spy Guy, General Guy) things have in common?
Jedikirby 2.gif THEY ALL HAVE WEAPONS!!
An animation of a Chomp Chomp. And attack chomps!
Artwork of Daisy for Mario Party 4 I shall call MORE Chain Chomps! MORE!
Artwork of King Bill. This user thinks that King Bills are highly amusing enemies.
Artwork of a Bob-omb, from Mario Kart Wii. This user also likes watching things go KABOOM!
GeniusGuy noLaser.PNG Wait, that's not Mario-related!
GeniusGuy noLaser.PNG This user could get banned for that!
Artwork of a Bob-omb, from Mario Kart Wii. This user has been BANNNED!


Gaming info:

vg-3 Dispite ANYHTING mentioned later, this user is genuinely an advanced gamer.
Cheato Banjo.png This user thinks it's sometimes a good idea to use cheat codes in certain videogames...
Music.gif This user knows a video game by its music.
? This user doesn't care what console a game is for as long as it's fun.
Nintendo 64 controller This user still plays Nintendo 64 games.
PaperMario2ShyGuy.gif This user knows the Shy Guys have a Nintendo 64.
The NES model 1. This user never got to play a NES, but wanted to.
The SNES model 1. This user never got to play a SNES, but wanted to.
F ThatsMamaLum fb9046e.gif This user would rather be Luigi than Mario in Super Mario Bros. Games
Waluigidance.gif This user thinks Waluigi should appear in more than just sports games.
game
dev This user is interested in video game development.
prog-3 This user is an advanced programmer.
Scr..jpg This user knows HTML.
Colors This user knows how to make colors with the letters A-F and numbers for their userboxes. Yay, hexidecimal!
Wario sitting at his computer. This user went on a computer to make this.

Past-Times:

The unused red Koopa Troopa in Super Mario 64 DS. This user has found a new past time. It's call "going around in circles." Heard of it?
Yoshi rotating sprite from Super Mario Kart This user like to spin in circles. Weeeeeeeee!
Fawful spinning. This user likes to spin in circles REALLY fast! Weeeeeeeee!!!
Shy Guy from Yakuman DS This user is spinning in circles REALLY, REALLY fast! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! uh-oh.
Queen Bean Thus user upchuck-led and invented BEANIES!
Legos.gif This user plays with Legos.
Companion Cube 1.jpg This user made a Weighted Companion Cube out of Lego!
Artwork of Waluigi for Mario Party 4 This user summoned boos!
Boo house.gif This user's house matches his personality.
Beanie This user cares for some plants.
Artwork of a Goomba from Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door This user supports the Movement for the Protection of Goombas.
Dry Bones collapsing from Super Mario Bros. 3 Most importantly this user cares for some dead animals.
Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door Dead plants, on the other hand; this user will let rot.
Fireball This user uses Firefox
Poké Ball This user uses Google chrome.
Fb This user has a Facebook account
Super Mario Wiki logo This user has a SM wiki account
Sprite of a Duplighost from Paper Mario This user has a Fandom account
An image of Mario rocking out. hi This user can ROCK-ON!
Baby Mario's idle battle animation This user enjoys watching talented people dance.
Mario Break Dancing.gif Especially if Mario could do this regularly.
Goomba from Mario Party 4 This user discovered that Goombas can dance.

Likes:

Fawful laughing in Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. This user likes sipping tea that laughs at you!
Yoshi is cute.gif This user will eat anything in sight.
Oops!.gif This user likes the way that penguins think.
The Dictionary from Paper Mario. This user likes to read.
UncannyMushroom.png This user reads the Fake News section of The 'Shroom because he fears the wrath of Uncanny Mushroom!
Mario falling into a pit. This user is an incredible gamer.
100px-Mario.gif This user is a pretty good gamer.
Game Over This user fails at gaming.
Breakdancemario.gif This user is actually an advanced gamer.
Sprite of the Super Appeal badge in Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. This user is a huge fan of the Paper Mario series.
game #1 This user thinks that Paper Mario is the best videogame ever made.
ZARANIMATION.gif This user likes motor bikes.
Super Poltergust 3001 from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga This user likes riding the Poltergust 3001!
BoltMarioWiki.gif This user thinks lighning is cool.
ZapMarioZap!.gif ESPECIALLY when it's shocking Mario.
Bobbery This user has a sailer hat.

Dislikes:

Toad sm2 sprout pixels.gif This user dislikes gardening.
RFM Finale.gif This user thinks Mario is mean to Luigi.
Artwork of a Bob-omb, from Mario Kart Wii. This user has been BANNNED!
GeniusGuy noLaser.PNG Wait, What?!

Hey! Like I said prior, I've been here a while, and I haven't changed my page in a while. I learned a bunch of css from messing around with wikis, but eventually I stopped playing Nintendo games and Wikia rebranded itself. I've made video games professionally and editing video game wikis has fallen off my priority list.

  • I like watching games more than playing them. I watch a lot of Youtube and Twitch to that end
  • I have created small scale games professionally, so I try not to make more in my spare time
  • I like making lil widgets, so you know... if you're interested...
  • I still make a lot of game ideas today. I used to put a couple on the Game Ideas Wiki, but these days I just write 'em up in Notion if it will take longer than a couple hours to make.
  • I make my own art sometimes
  • I like mostly Alternative music
  • I love easter eggs! Can you find them all?

So with all this in mind, enjoy my user page!

Reviews

These will be in order, hopefully, by console/date of release. Bold means I have completed it (story mode, if applicable); bold + italics means I completed it alone. Demos will be marked.

Characters I commonly play as

  • Shy Guy
  • Wario
  • Luigi
  • Boo
  • Waluigi
  • Bowser Jr.
  • Bowser

NES

Super Mario Bros.

People I play as
Luigi
Things I like
Overall really good game for its age.
Things I dislike
It is a difficult game.
Things I detest
It shows how bad I can be at platformers. More on that under New Super Mario Bros. Wii.
Why I play it anyways
I need to beat it! I'm so close; world 8! Even though my gameplay consisted of warp zones and my sister getting really far and me warping there by default. :P
Fav. enemy
The ones I can beat.
Fav. Boss
False Bowsers. They're easier. :)
Comments
Go, jump, look amazing, jump, get points, power-ups, etc., go...DEATH BY GOOMBA. -_- Honestly?

Super Mario Bros. 2

People I play as
Luigi. Occasionally, Peach. Never Toad.
Things I like
The vending machine, and the prominence of Shy Guys.
Things I dislike
Pansers
Things I detest
Phantos. And Birdo eggs that fall and kill me despite falling from another platform. I have even ridden one through the platforms that I stand on, and I die.
Why I play it anyways
I'm actually pretty good at this game. Despite it being a very unforgiving game.
Fav. enemy
Shy Guys on Ostros
Fav. Boss
Mouser. As intimidating as he is. :P
Comments
Good game. Need to win it.

SNES

Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars

People I play as
Mario, Bowser, Toadstool (But I'm not that far yet. I don't think I have Geno yet!)
Things I like
Mario's storytelling. Booster and his snifits. Every Sling Shy's fascination with fans. Culex's theme and it's many remixes.
Things I dislike
The beginning battles are horrible.
Things I detest
n/a
Why I play it anyways
Well, my sister had some difficulty with finding the way to Nimbus Land, plus I figured I should play it at some point.
Fav. enemy
Again, any Shy Guy related enemy.
Fav. Boss
Booster
Comments
I haven't gotten very far yet. But battles are pretty cool, and the dialog is amazing.

N64

Super Mario 64

People I play as
Mario
Things I like
Again, I like the graphics. Even though fire, clouds and butterflies are sooo much better than Mario's hands, I don't complain much. Beyond that, the music is groundbreaking. Esp. the cap music.
Things I dislike
Fire. Actually, anything that makes the controls hard to deal with.
Things I detest
Controls are not very good. At all. Heave Hoes.
Why I play it anyways
Urge to get more stars. They seem so obtainable! Until you try.
Fav. enemy
Koopas. For surfing value.
Fav. Boss
Bowser.
Comments
This game trained me and my sister to easily triumph over the first half of Super Mario Galaxy. Then, the memories.

Yoshi Story

People I play as
White Shy Guy! Or whatever Yoshi takes my fancy.
Things I like
Shy Guys. Detecting a trend? Pogo Guys, Stilt Guys, Limbo Guys, all of them!
Things I dislike
The finer points of how to avoid holes. They seem to like me.
Things I detest
Bumper Balls
Why I play it anyways
Another game I seem to be good at. Without other people.
Fav. enemy
Pogo Guys
Fav. Boss
n/a
Comments
Bees. They are great.

Paper Mario

People I play as
Mario and Watt
Things I like
Watt. Graphics. Storytelling :D Especially everyone's terrible eyesight. How Bowser can't see Peach at the other side of the room until he's a meter away.
Things I dislike
Things I detest
Why I play it anyways
Super well made, and I only need one more star.
Fav. enemy
Spy Guys, Groove Guys, Shy Guys, and Clubbas
Fav. Boss
n/a
Comments
Best game of all time.


Paper Mario
Main Characters Mario • Princess Peach • Goombario • Kooper • Bombette • Parakarry • Lady Bow • Watt • Sushie • Lakilester
Chapters The Stolen Star Rod • A Plea From the Stars • Storming Koopa Bros. Fortress • The Mystery of Dry, Dry Ruins • The "Invincible Tubba Blubba • Trials in the Toy Box • Hot, Hot Times on Lavalava Island • Dark Days in Flower Fields • A Star Spirit on Ice • A Star-Powered Showdown • Ending
Star Spirits Eldstar • Mamar • Skolar • Muskular • Misstar • Klevar • Kalmar
Bosses Anti Guy • Big Blooper • Big Lantern Ghost • Blooper • Bowser • Bowser??? • Buzzar • Chan • Crystal King • Electro Blooper • Fuzzipede • General Guy • Goomba King • Huff N. Puff • Jr. Troopa • Kent C. Koopa • Koopa Bros. • Lakilester • Lava Piranha • Lee • Magikoopa • Monstar • Red and Blue Goomba • The Master • Tubba Blubba • Tutankoopa
Enemies Albino Dino • Amazy Dayzee • Bandit • Bombshell Bill Blaster • Baby Blooper • Bill Blaster • Bob-omb • Bombshell Bill • Bony Beetle • Bullet Bill • Buzzy Beetle • Bzzap! • Chain Chomp • Cleft • Clubba • Crazee Dayzee • Crystal Bit • Dark Koopa • Dry Bones • Duplighost • Ember • Forest Fuzzy • Frost Piranha • Fuzzy • Gloomba • Goomba • Gray Magikoopa • Green Magikoopa • Groove Guy • Gulpit • Hammer Bro. • Hurt Plant • Hyper Cleft • Hyper Goomba • Hyper Paragoomba • Jungle Fuzzy • Kammy Koopa • Koopa Troopa • Koopa Paratroopa • Koopatrol • Lakitu • Lava Bubble • Lava Bud • M. Bush • Medi Guy • Monty Mole • Paragloomba • Paragoomba • Piranha Plant • Petit Piranha • Pokey • Pokey Mummy • Putrid Piranha • Pyro Guy • Red Magikoopa • Ruff Puff • Shy Guy • Shy Stack • Sky Guy • Spike? • Spear Guy • Spiky Gloomba • Spiked Goomba • Spike Top • Spiny • Spy Guy • Stilt Guy • Stone Chomp • Swooper • Swoopula • White Clubba • White Magikoopa • Yellow Magikoopa
Locations Mario's House • Goomba Village • Goomba Road • Koopa Bros. Fortress • Koopa Village • Pleasant Path • Mt. Rugged • Dry Dry Outpost • Dry Dry Ruins • Dry Dry Desert • Boo's Mansion • Forever Forest • Gusty Gulch • Tubba Blubba's Castle • Toad Town • Toad Town Tunnels • Lavalava Island • Mt. Lavalava • Flower Fields • Shy Guy's Toy Box • Shiver City • Shiver Region • Shiver Mountain • Crystal Palace • Shooting Star Summit • Star Haven • Post Office
Area Theme King • [1] • Guy • N. Puff • Bros. • Piranha • Blubba • [2]
Battle Theme King • [3] • Guy • N. Puff • Bros. • Piranha • Blubba • [4]

GameCube

Luigi's Mansion

People I play as
Luigi :D
Things I like
The game.
Things I dislike
Not much. Besides Grabbing Ghosts. And the speed that Boos attack after saying their name. Dangit, I can't read that fast!
Things I detest
Ghosts hitting me when I am vacuuming another ghosts. Shy Guy Ghosts are the worst perpetrator in the game so far. And Poison Mushrooms. They ruin EVERYTHING.
Why I play it anyways
I really enjoy it.
Fav. enemy
Like three or four gold ghosts that all go in the same direction so I can vacuum them at the same time. :D That, and the ghosts with no hit points.
Fav. Boss
Shivers and Neville. Gold frames, baby!
Comments
Impressive. The music room is amazing. I love it. And the Boo names! :)

Super Mario Sunshine

People I play as
Mario
Things I like
Controls are improved. F.L.U.D.D. is actually pretty cool.
Things I dislike
No duck button. It throws me off from the original and SM Galaxy.
Things I detest
Piantas. Are. Idiots.
Why I play it anyways
Haven't played much before.
Fav. enemy
Haven't played enough yet.
Fav. Boss
Petey! :D
Comments
Why people complain about FLUDD is beyond me.

Wii

Mario Strikers Charged

People I play as
Waluigi/Bowser Jr. Boo, Dry Bones, Hammer Bro, Shy Guy.
Things I like
Nearly everything.
Things I dislike
Just a few things. But it improved a lot of stuff since the previous game.
Things I detest
Not much. Just A.I.s for Donkey Kong, Birdo and Dry Bones.
Why I play it anyways
Because my sister and I beat everything, and I want to try alone. :)
Fav. enemy
Boos. Who else smiles even when the opponent scores?
Fav. Boss
Peach and Waluigi.
Comments
The challenges are a lot of fun. All but "So far behind". I hate that one.

Mario Super Sluggers

People I play as
Two Kritters, King K. Rool, Bowser, Bowser Jr., Dark Bones, Fire bro., Wario and Waluigi. Also yellow shy guy/toad have unreal homerun chances so sometimes them
Things I like
I love the quotes of the game. Esp. the magikoopas!
Things I dislike
Sometimes have difficulty with the pitches. The red glow + my sweet spot icon = me missing the pitch.
Things I detest
Why I play it anyways
Because my sister and I can have a 50 to nothing game consistently. :D
Fav. enemy
Magikoopas.
Fav. Boss
n/a
Comments
I really like the Barrel Basher minigame. Actually, I kinda like them all, except Bob-omb derby.

Mario Kart Wii

People I play as
Dry Bowser! King Boo. Wario. Luigi. Dry Bones. Shooting Star. Wild Wing.
Things I like
It's a cool game.
Things I dislike
It's a racing game.
Things I detest
Why I play it anyways
Because the multiplayer is fun. And I need to try drift.
Fav. enemy
Snowboarding Shy Guys. :)
Fav. Boss
The Chain Chomp of Chain Chomp Roulette.
Comments
Another game I play with my sister on.

New Play Control: Mario Power Tennis

People I play as
Tricky characters. Any tricky character. I generally use Bowser Jr. or Fly Guy. If not, I use Shy Guy, Daisy, Luigi, Boo or Waluigi.
Things I like
Doubles. Gimmick Tourneys.
Things I dislike
I'm not very good alone.
Things I detest
It gets hard on your arm if you play against every character on a reasonable difficulty.
Why I play it anyways
Minigames! Actually the game itself is kind of cool.
Fav. enemy
Any power character. There sooo slow! :D
Fav. Boss
Luigi.
Comments
I hate paratroopa. I swear he will be the end of me.

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

People I play as
Luigi if at all possible.
Things I like
Multiplayer
Things I dislike
n/a
Things I detest
How useless Starmen actually are. It's a good thing they're so dang rare! Please, keep it that way! I'll take a propeller mushroom over a starman out side a course ANY day! Inside a course, I can show mah ninja skillz. But outside? Those things are only good to avoid the enemies that hide mushrooms in a chest with Toad. Keep up the good work, guys!
Why I play it anyways
Favorite power-ups: Propeller suit, mini-mushroom, Penguin suit. With these, and a couple other challenges, make me feel so ninja! (Even though I occasionally die right after perfect completion.)
Fav. enemy
The enemies that lock Toad up in a chest or a ? block.
Fav. Boss
Oh, the Koopalings. You are back and better than ever. Thank you. Keep losing to me, GG445.
Comments
Love playing with my sister, as that is usually the only way I do well. You can't even imagine how I lose in this game. If you watch 80% of my game play, I look like a freakin' master! Then after showing off my skills, *4,000, *6,000, *8,000, oops, "Ohhh! Mamma Mia!" I die by the last goomba in a set after getting all 3 star coins and almost at the flag pole. -_- And that is why I have Super Guide chiming that I fail at the second world.

Game boy

Super Mario World

People I play as
Luigi.
Things I like
Cape. Quit level lets you keep your items! Take THAT New Super Mario Bros Wii!
Things I dislike
The difficulty of Chocolate Isle. But it's to be expected.
Things I detest
I forget.
Why I play it anyways
I just like it.
Fav. enemy
Mega moles! Chargin' Chucks, too.
Fav. Boss
Reznors!
Comments
The game remake is better than the original.

Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga

People I play as
Luigi and Mario
Things I like
Really funny. Good work, Nintendo! Mini games.
Things I dislike
It's an RPG. Ahhh, no matter. It could use some more beans, and Watt to find hidden Hoo Hoo beans.
Things I detest
It's too short. I really enjoyed this one.
Why I play it anyways
I really like the Starbeans Cafe contributions by E. Gadd. LOLOLOL
Fav. enemy
Chuck Guys
Fav. Boss
Popple, and Fawful.
Comments
Luigi is generally leading, as Mario naturally attacks first. Even when taken down by an enemy. I usually upgrade fighting abilities first, but commonly forget which other ones I need for big bonuses.

Science Experiment

This goomba is stuck in a box so that I can study it. I have borrowed the help of a Laser Snifit for when I am offline. A screenshot of a Goomba walking back and forth. A Laser Snifit from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. "I still haven't learned anything."

Lemmy's Land

http://www.lemmykoopa.com/lkmain.html lemban2.gif my favorite part of it

Shy Guy gallery

Shy Guys
Species Anti Guy • Bandit • Barbecue Guy • Beezo • Black Shy Guy • Boo Guy • Boom Guy • Chandeli-Ho • Chuck Guy • Dancing Spear Guy • Dark Fawful Guy • Elite Boom Guy • Fat Guy • Fawful Guy • Flifit • Fly Guy • Flying Shy Guy • Genius guy • Ghoul Guy • Glide Guy • Glum Reaper • Greaper • Groove Guy • Leaf Guy • Limbo Guy • Mace Guy • Mecha Fly Guy • Medi Guy • Mini-Shy Guy • Mock Up • Mufti Guy • Mummy Guy • Polterguy • Pirate Guy • Pyro Guy • Robo Shy Guy • Rocket Guy • Shy Away • Shy Guy • Shy Guy Army • Shy Guy Lion • Shy Ranger • Shy Squad • Shy Stack • Shyper • Shyster • Sky Guy • Sling Shy • Snifit • Snow Guy • Spear Guy • Springer • Spy Guy • Stilt Guy • Stretch • Submarine Guy • Train Bandit • Tube Guy • Whirly Fly Guy • White Shy Guy • Woozy Guy
Characters Big Guy the Stilted • Captain Shy Guy • Game Guy • General Guy • Gourmet Guy • Petal Guy • Sergeant Guy

Favorite Quotes

Bonus points if you can tell me where most of these quotes come from.

  • "Like the moon over
The day, my genius and brawn
Are lost on these fools." - Bowser
  • "Tee hee hee hee! Welcome to Shy Guy's Shop. Too bad I'm not gonna sell you anything, Mario!"
  • "Oh no...Poor me..."
  • Ok, guys! All together now! Let's rush him! Chaaaaarge!!!"
  • "We're gonna lose!! On, no! We've gotta run!"
  • "Look at him! Can't even bounce! Hey, maybe we could bounce ON HIS HEAD!!!!"
"You're asking for IT!"
"Ooh, you're gonna get it!"
"You picked the wrong people not to bounce with, bub!"
"How 'bout a fat lip to go with that ugly mustache?!"
  • "THERE'S BEEN AN ACCIDENT!"
"IT'S HORRIBLE! HIDE THE CHILDREN! LOCK THE DOORS! BOLT THE WINDOWS!"
"HURRY! HURRY! FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT'S GOOD AND PURE. HUUUUUURRY!"
"I was going to take a ride on the Ferris Wheel, but the Piranha Plant got in my way!"
  • "Hold it right there! You wanna know what's in this chest? Well, tough beans!"
"I ain't saying! And I sure ain't telling you it's a brush!...Aw, nuts."
"Forget this! You ain't getting my brush! I challenge you!" - Shy Guys
  • "You!! You ignored all those very scary warnings! Don't you have the common sense to get scared and run away? What's wrong with you!? You shouldn't mess with Tutankoopa, a faithful follower of King Bowser! Ooops... I mean... You shall regret this!" - Tutankoopa
  • "Hmmm...Drink punch...eat cake...? It sounds...complicated." - Booster
  • "I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!" - Yardovich
  • "I am the great Cackletta's most best pupil, who is named Fawful! I am here, laughing at you! If you are giving us the chase, just to get your silly princess's voice, then you are idiots of foolishness! Princess Peach's sweet voice will soon be the bread that makes the sandwich of Cackletta's desires! And this battle shall be the delicious mustard on that bread! The mustard of your doom!"
  • "Now is when I ram you!"
  • "Now is the time where my true might shines like many angry sunbeams of rage!"
  • "Hah! Now taste the finale, when carelessness opens the door to a comeback not expected by you! Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! You shall all fall and vanish with your precious Beanbean Kingdom as I laugh heartily at you!"
"HAH! In the finale of the finale, when negligence begets rashness, the comeback is come-back upon!" (- Prince Peasley)
"In the last moments of the finale of the finale, when relief leads to negligence that begets rashness... That is when the comeback that faltered comes back and beats your pathetic comeback that I scoff at!"
  • "O Great Bowletta! The Mario Bros. who I hate are coming this way!"
  • "At last my entrance with drama!"
  • "All who resist will be beat like naughty little eggs!"
  • "Beef? I am lacking in beef. Fawful is beefless."
  • "Fawful is sitting on the cozy couch, sipping tea that laughs at you!"
  • "Fawfully-doo!♪ Where are you?!♪ Dark Star, needing you!♪ Dark power, yoo-hoo!♪ WHERE TO FIND YOU...♪"
  • "You have gotten in Fawful's way at each and every turn... Just like the red and green mustaches that I hate..."
  • "Fawful only has half the power, but I am thinking it is enough to KO you, the king of stupid!"
  • "So, the tears are falling! But not on the face of Fawful!"
  • "Here Fawful goes, the disappearing..forever disappearing... WITH YOU!"
  • "ACK BEHIND YOU, IT'S A HUMONGUS COCKROACH!"
"..."
"Fawful... did you see that?"
"Yes...Moustache..."
"Fawful..."
"Yes?"
"Fire at will." - Fawful (+ Cackletta)
  • "Welcome to Twinkle Mart! If we're not closed, we're open!" - Howzit
  • "If you feed me enough star bits, I'll burst with snacky happiness!" - Hungry Lumas
  • "Hoo ha! That's far enough! This light house is off-limits!"
"Hurr hurr...Have you come to light a candle and curse the darkness?"
"There will be no cursing the darkness when I'm around, and we're out of candles"
"Shut up! I'm the keeper of this light house and I can make candle jokes if I want to!"
"Greasy goulash! I can't believe you bench warmers beat me."
"Don't look at me like that! Save those guppy-dog eyes for some other loser!"
"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man angry and hungry for pies!"
  • "Hold it, hold it! Stop riiiiight there."
"Y'all think you can stop ol' Bowser, eh? Well, you're putting the cart before the horse, pal!"
"Carts can't pull horses, see? And you can't fight Bowser 'cause I'm the way."
"See. Bowser's a cart, and I'm me. Now the horse is riding... Wait, that's not it..."
"Never mind! All that matters is that I, Red Magikoopa, am going to destroy you!"
"Baloney burritos! How in the heck did I lose to twerps like you?"
"Maybe the cart can pull the horse if the cart's motorized or something..." - Magikoopas
  • "Finally! I've waited so long my feet have frozen!"
"You say I don't have feet?"
"..."
"Laugh already! Having no sense of humor's gonna get you punished!"
"Booooo! Bowser's minions, it's punishment time! Hoo hoo hoo!" - Boo
  • "What do they feed you Mario brothers anyway, gullible soup?" - King Boo
  • "Outta the way, bub! I wanna get this moved before Mario and his crew show."
"Slug butter! Here comes trouble!"
"Looks like it's up to me. I'm gonna stomp you chumps into last week!"
"Worm germs! You... you weren't supposed to beat me..." - Hammerbros
  • "Oho Jees. Oho Jees! OHO JEES!" - Me

Glad you could visit!

The end of the game