User:Kalir/storyepic

Okay, so this is a lot like Storytime of Epicness. What will happen is you people will come up with a course of action for the character, and I shall describe what happens with your character. The mechanics and the introduction are the only similarities, though. The story will go in (I hope) a fairly different direction from that of the original person. I have little-to-no idea of where we will end up, just a bit of info about our character here, which you may or may not find or use.

How to play[edit | edit source ]

Suggesting a course of action is simple enough, just hit the "Newest Page" link and add something to the suggested courses of action thing like below.. I'll take the one I like the most (for whatever reason) and have your character react to it. Ж Kalir, Wandering Hippie Salesman 20:45, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Suggested courses of action[edit | edit source ]

• gather logs Conniving 21:01, 2 May 2008 (UTC)
• Straighten my toupee. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN23:33, 2 May
• spout pretentious uncyclopedian memes --Asema ^{(can't we resolve this?)} 02:25, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
• Convert the infidels, or destroy them. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:56, May 3
• Nothing much. -- The Zombiebaron 03:12, 3 May 2008 (UTC)
• Nuke Nintendo --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 19:04, 4 May 2008 (UTC)
• BOOBS! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:12, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
• Any epic has to have an Odyssey reference. Kill all the suitors, or sutures, either one really, they both itch terribly. --Atomsk.gif Kaizer the Bjorn takkun Nya? (nya nya) (1961 model!) Check out T61! 03:00, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
• Add some fiber to your diet. (that helps grow hair, right?) -RA HB 06:32, 8 May 2008 (UTC)
• Shoot something. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 02:23, 22 May 2008 (UTC)
• I FIRE MY LAZOR BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! -- Grue Jammy.gif Captain Nerd (Talk) Grue Jammy.gif