User:Kaizer the Bjorn
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Oh hello. I didn't see you come in. You've caught me on my userpage, this is where I display my grandeur and flaunt my e-peen. I spend a lot of my time in here, just polishing, and polishing, and polishing. See that really bright white sitting behind that text? I got it so bright from all the polishing. I waste away my hours, looking at my reflection in my trophies, or I would, if I had any trophies. Well, let me show you around.
This person wrote an article which became one of the
Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia. Ain't they clever?!
This is my first featured article, It scored 22/1 on VFH. I think thats a pretty good score, so I put it in a frame.
These are some of my featured pictures aren't they purty?
This person created an image which became one of the
Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.
This person created an image which became one of the
Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.
This person created an image which became one of the
Featured Images on Uncyclopedia.
These are some awards people gave me for being the best at something. I've got literally thousands of these. THOUSANDS!
contributions to Folding@home –Todd Lyons
Now go play in traffic.
~ For 1000+ points contributed to Uncyclopedia:Folding@home. ~ T. (talk) 14:27, 4 March 2006 (UTC)
–Sir Famine
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Made for Germany
Made for Übermensch
Made for Übermensch
Made for Lawyer
Made because I was bored
Made for UnMeta
Made for UnMeta
Made for UnMeta
Made for Caffeine
Made for Vaseline
Also Made for Laws of Anime Physics
made for N00b
Made for Wheel of Deities note how Deities is mispelled.
Also made for Wheel of Deities
