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Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter
Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: Dr. N. Toleránt's Informative Letter: An Informative Letter
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Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/The Aristocraigslist
Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is a winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: User:Electrified mocha chinchilla/The Aristocraigslist
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Featured UnBook: Pat Robertson's Christian Pocket Dictionary
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Featured UnBook: The n00b Survival Guide
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Featured UnBook: UnBooks:The O. Henry Collection, Part Deux
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Featured UnBook: Lamp: A Memoir
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Featured Article: Inanimate Sponge
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Featured Article: Really Big Tree
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Featured Article: Grue's Clues
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Featured Article: HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement
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Featured Article: Adolf Hitler
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Featured Article: Letter to the Isle
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Featured Article: Preflight procedures
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Featured Article: Commercial
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Featured Article: Maginot Line
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Featured Article: Godzilla vs. Urethra
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Featured Article: Holocaust denial denial
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Featured Article: Why?:Destroy the Rainforest
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Featured Article: Alien v. Predator
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Featured Article: Virginia Tech Massacre
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Featured Article: Poetry
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Featured Article: Give a shit
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Featured Article: Uncyclopedia Madness
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Featured Article: Officers and Espionage
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Featured Article: Jesus' foreskin
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Featured Article: Morning wood
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Featured Article: Gay whales in Darfur
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You are hereby awarded the
Purple Spleen
For heroic work in cleaning up the Uncyclopedia one article at a time.~Ceridwyn
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Original Ninjastar
Yes, I'm giving you two awards. This one is for the Bill of Lefts, which I find fecking awesome. –OpenFaceSurgery
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In Soviet Russia, Spacer.gif Spacer.gif PremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png thanks YOU!!
Original Ninjastar
A token of appreciation for joining and contributing to Folding@home. In Soviet Russia, Spacer.gif Spacer.gif PremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png thanks YOU!!
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Original Ninjastar
I award this page a Ninjastar being an arse on IRC in such a good style. –Czar Yah
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All-Around Outstanding Achievement as a writer, Uncyclopedian, and peer –The Thinker
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–Radioactive afikomen
Ninjastar of Gratitude
You have earned my undying gratitude for rewriting my article and rescuing it from eternal crappiness.–Radioactive afikomen
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Original Ninjastar
For adopting me. And sprucing up Birdwatching. –Nordamus Icons-flag-us.png (blab • crap)
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I award you a Ninjastar for taking the time to correct the spelling of TYATU, the article where spelling was unheard of. –Uncyclopedian
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Article Whisperer Judge
This person was a judge for The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). The community would like to thank them for their contribution.
(See you at next week's meeting guys!)
(See you at next week's meeting guys!)
This user created Confederate States Air Force , an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
This user created Lego JFK Assassination , an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
This user created Hairy ball theorem , an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
This user created Queen Latifah , an article originally requested on Uncyclopedia:Requested articles. You're welcome!
On your knees, worthy one! The Right Reverend Major Sir Zim_ulator blesses you.
Your blessings are increasing exponentially. In the name of Sophia, the Church of Uncyclopedia and the Universal Church Triumphant of the Apathetic Agnostic , kneel and receive the melding of Zim's holy axe and your wetware. Now go write me a good UnNews article. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 03:48, March 15, 2010 (UTC)
Her Majesty's Royal Flying Rat's Ass
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You have won the Weri Long Wang
biggest douche of the universe award. Congratulations!
biggest douche of the universe award. Congratulations!
You have won the coveted Bucket of Piss award.
I would congratulate you, but this isn't anything to be proud about.
You have angered Hinoa
Therefore, Hinoa decrees that you should go play in traffic. Specifically, an inner-city freeway during rush hour.
You have been cited in Uncyclopedian Bios.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
Apparently you are "notable". Don't ask me why; I think you're lame.
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OpenFaceSurgery has awarded you a cookie!
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Now go play in traffic.
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Hindleyite has awarded you a cookie!
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Todd Lyons has awarded you a cookie!
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Dexter111344 has awarded you a cookie!
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Modusoperandi has awarded you a cookie!
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Because his mother taught him to always be gracious, Radioactive afikomen
has awarded you a(削除) used (削除ここまで) pre-owned! and slightly stale cookie.
Ewww. Cockroaches ate half of it.
has awarded you a
Ewww. Cockroaches ate half of it.
See why this unpopular user got banned, and maybe nominate someone you don't like for the same fate!
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WEREHAMSTER Award
WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!
WTF?!!?? This award makes no sense and is awarded for no logical reason.
THIS USER IS A WEREHAMSTER!!! BE VERY AFRAID!!
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"You rock!"
...and are NOT a smeg head
...and are NOT a smeg head
Thanks for supporting me as an admin. I hope I can live up to the huge expectorations of Uncyclopedia and UnNews. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:27, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
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Braydie thanks you for voting for him to be Uncyclopedian of the Month January 2007.
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Zombiebaron thanks you for supporting him to become admin.
I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie.
I was even more lazy, I stole this from Braydie.
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THIS USER VOTES WISELY
They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them.
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THIS USER VOTES WISELY
They voted for me. And I didn't even have to bribe them.
UotM -- Braydie
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Rejoice, EMC! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
Thank you for your review of top hat! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~}
Rejoice, EMC! You have been entitled to the
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
Golden Shower Award
For donating high quality material to the Pee Review.
-RA HB
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