User:Dragoliz

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"She's just the greatest person in the universe, apart from me."

~ Oscar Wilde on Dragoliz

"In Soviet Russia, laughing floor rolls YOU!!'"

~ Russian reversal on Something completely different

"One day I was wandering down the main street and she said 'hi' to me. I was completely blown away by her intellect and beauty. WOW!"

~ Anonymous on Dragoliz

"We really need more people like her."

~ Universe on Dragoliz

"Her ego's too big."

~ You on Dragoliz before you get struck by lightning

"Ha ha 'bout time!"

~ Your mum on You getting struck by lightning

I'm Awesome![edit | edit source ]

All you need to know is I'm awesome, straight and actually from New Zealand. And that the black helicopter is coming to get us!

Did you know? This information has been put in a fancy box to make it look important?
Chips! Not fries! Damn Americans!
RUN IT'S THE COMMUNIST PARTY!!!

New Zealand[edit | edit source ]

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Dragoliz's Mind; The Inside[edit | edit source ]

Oh NOES! The BLACK HELICOPTER!!
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Never play soccer in Italy especially if you're wearing blue
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Alright that's it you can leave now...


Sometime soon would be great...


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