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Wait...is there some kind of under-the-table deal going on here? ~SysRq

Pfft, no. I just bought 4 metric tons of crystal meth. ~Led

All my deals are conducted over the table, thanks! (A long way over the table, in my secret flying fortress). ~UU

Under User Over-The-Table, this is Sky-High LedBalloon. The crow flies north-northeast at midnight. Are you red as roses or daffodil-yellow? ~Led

*crackle* Roger LedBalloon, cabbages over the conning tower, what? ~UU

Ah, excellent. Mehehehehehe... *adjusts cape and top hat, twirls mustache* ~Led

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Friends' Awards
Winner for July 2008 - Cajek!
Special Cookie.gif REGRETTENENBAUM has awarded you a "special" cookie for Sarah Plain and Tall - quite amusing. Now one of me favorite articles

(there's weed in it)


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Congratulations!!

For your enduring contributions to Uncyclopedia, Hyperbole has
awarded you with the prestigious Herpes Simplex virus.
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Cyber Ninjastar
For reviewing/nominating my article for VFH. –SysRq


Merited UnProvisation: Downtime at the Death Star
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merited on Uncyclopedia.
Merited UnProvisation: Historical Drama
This user started an UnProvisation which was
merited on Uncyclopedia.
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MrN9000 could not help but notice that you are not pants.
As such, you have been awarded the Titanium Trousers by way of recognition.
Any suggestion that this is a pants award will be treated accordingly...

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AN AWARD!

This user has done something or other which has earned them enough of RAHB's respect, for RAHB to give them an award template. Ironically, this template is rather generic, and despite the fact that RAHB thought this user deserved an award, he couldn't be arsed into personalizing it for them. Perhaps he'll explain the reason you got it, if he feels like it.

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Congratulations, you're SysRq's new favorite person!

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.
Newcookie.gif DJ has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
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Yay, go you! Under User has decided that you are "quite a decent sort",
which is apparently one of his highest terms of praise!
This is therefore a good thing, and in accordance with this,
he's throwing a party down the manhole to celebrate. Look at him go!

You're not invited though. Don't take it personally.
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Sucker for Punishment Ninjastar
This user is a complete sucker for punishment, and can never seem to stop getting banned. –Doctor Skullthumper


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Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz wish to read for you one of his poems
as a token of gratitude..
Alas, you are not expected to survive the experience

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A you voted wise Ninjastar
You made the correct choice at NotM –AE


Modernwoodencondom.jpg There you go son!

It's now your turn to take the good ol' family wooden condom. It's been in my family for years, passed through the generations. Slip it on boy, its your's now! Wear it with pride!

The UnIdiot would like to thank you for voting his article to the front page!
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Under-used Ninjastar
I award you an under-used Ninjastar. Rust may have dulled its cutting edge, but it is still a potent symbol. Yes. – UU.


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Cyber Ninjastar
For voting for me on RotM. Thanks mate. –SysRq


You've Been Awarded The Order Of The Flying Communist Turd , 3rd Class.
You Must Have Done Something Quite Special For Me ! Woo! Lucky You!
From Comrade YesTimeToEdit


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