Fear their wrath, and beware their confusing names. If you are confused about which one you want to know to know it is it is yes, babs, it's probably Original Jesus .
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Funny Jesii
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Prehistoric Jesus : The find of the century.
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Pictorial retrospective of the Life and Times of: Lorem Ipsum Jesus
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Hide and Go Jesus : The hardest one to find
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Raise one family and you will be a believer: Pet Jesus
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Sweet smoking Jesus : What would Jesus smoke?
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Try our new McWine(TM)!: McJesus
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Musical Jesii
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Disco Jesus : Knows how to love you
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The Jewish Rap Sensation: MC Jesus
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Rockstar Jesus : Singer and Songwriter
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Sabbath Night Fever: The Bee-Jesus
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Twisted Jesii
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Jesus 1.5a : An alpha prototype Christ.
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Blue in hue and bereft of beard too: Bizarro Jesus
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Jesus Christ - Alcoholic : He drank too much wine at the last supper.
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Semi-Jesus anthropormorphic personification: Messiah
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Jesus Marx : Illegal Commie Clone
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He's blonde, cultish, and "not" a Nazi: Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints
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Pseudo-Jesii
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Stephen Colbert : Smiting Bears for in God's name
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Patron Jesus of Crocodiles: Steve Irwin
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Kyle Broflovski : The Passion of the Jew
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He screams! He sells! His head EXPLODES! BILLY MAYS
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Jesus LaBrie : That one in that band...Nightmare Cinema or something.
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Exiled from Babylon: Rasta Jesus
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Accordion Jesus : Saves you from pop music.
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Something musical: The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus
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Jihad Jesus : جهاد عيسي
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Jesus was a brutha: Black Jesus
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