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Welcome to Uncyclopedia, featuring Bettie Page, the free-to-wear-as-little-as-you-want encyclopedia that anyone can undress and admire.
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Welcome to Uncyclopedia, featuring Bettie Page, the free-to-wear-as-little-as-you-want encyclopedia that anyone can undress and admire. (more...)
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In the squeaky clean and highly moralistic depictions of 1950’s America by television shows like "Father Knows Best" and "Leave it to Beaver", women were depicted as if they were still living in the 1930’s but had learned to get back into the kitchen without being told. The war was over and women kicking ass wasn’t deemed to be a necessity anymore. Naughtiness was pretty much relegated to localized "camera clubs", who secretly exchanged artistic photos out of the scrutiny of mainstream censorship. After these connoisseurs got a sniff of Bettie Page, in leather and lace, getting spanked and posing in other fetishist idioms, it wasn’t long before girly publications like "Wink", "Titter" and "Eyeful" hit the newsstands. Women were now encouraged to be leather-wearing hotties but the only thing that came close to ass kicking was Bettie getting spanked by another woman with a hair brush.
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I was not trying to be shocking, or to be a pioneer. I wasn't trying to change society, or to be ahead of my time. I didn't think of myself as liberated, and I don't believe that I did anything important. I was just myself. I didn't know any other way to be, or any other way to live.
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World renowned for her sex appeal, Playmate of the Month degree in nudity, and a beautiful body which sprouts two impressive mammaries, Bettie Page is quite the force to be reckoned with in the field of beautific treatment and modeling. Her expose on her travels though the tropics is among the most highly regarded pornography of its kind, and her experience with dabbling in the USA's vast modeling industry has left her with valuable life experience, including getting to know such contacts as Hugh Hefner. Nowadays, she resides in her mansion in Los Angeles, plotting her vengeance against a cruel world that shall one day bow to the almighty beauty queen. God have mercy on us. With the addition of the lovely Sockie to our imagespamming ranks, Uncyclopedia continues its tradition of excellence in the field of images of females exposing their sex organs. Her valiant efforts have gone to aid us in the studies of boobies and lesbians, as well as those creepy animal rights activists and environmentalists. Uncyclopedia's images are expected to take quite the turn for the better in the near future, up until about the time that the Female Pornography Organization begins to carry out its malicious conspiracy to overthrow the Uncyclopedia government, and seduce the article-writing proletariat. Vote for Model of the Month | Vote for Babe of the Month | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners |
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