• # Re: Lassitude ? Solitude ? Jouez avec le shell !

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    un peu d'humour (d'apres http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/know.your.sysadmin.html(...) )

    TYPICAL ROOT .cshrc FILE:

    TECHNICAL THUG: Longer than eight kilobytes. Sources the output of a
    perl script, rewrites itself.

    ADMINISTRATIVE FASCIST: Typical lines include:

    umask 777
    alias cd 'cd \!*; rm -rf ching *hack mille omega rogue xtrek > /dev/null &'

    MANIAC: Typical lines include:

    alias rm 'rm -rf \!*'
    alias hose kill -9 '`ps -augxww | grep \!* | awk \'{print 2ドル}\'`'
    alias kill 'kill -9 \!* ; kill -9 \!* ; kill -9 \!*'
    alias renice 'echo Renice\? You must mean kill -9.; kill -9 \!*'

    IDIOT: Typical lines include:

    alias dir ls
    alias era rm
    alias kitty cat
    alias process_table ps
    setenv DISPLAY vt100