Roman Love[edit | edit source ]

Happy Sasquatch Appreciation Day![edit | edit source ]

Hozed[edit | edit source ]

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Welcome to UnNews template[edit | edit source ]

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Welcome to UnNews, Zim ulator, and thank you for contributing some crap, or otherwise attracting my attention. For a quick introduction about how you can write a decent or better UnNews article, please take a minute read our spiffy new Style Guide .

I am your humble servant (in your dreams), and if I may be of help to you, please leave me a note on my talk page.

You can win awards and prizes! You can become a better writer by subjecting your articles to the scrutiny of UnNews critique machine or UnCanninator shit article detection system . You can become a thorn in the side of Journalism as a whole. You can get promotions, ribbons, and free crockery! You can write stuff your mom would be ashamed to show her friends.

If you've submitted an article, and it's disappeared, I may have mercy-moved it to your user space. This means I've probably left a message on your talk page, likely in close proximity to this very message, explaining why.

Your article may have been tagged for ICU if it has significant problems meeting our criteria, or I may have deleted it because you did not register as a user.

Finally, maybe you just pissed me off. I mean, I know I'm a Roshi, and I'm supposed to be all "Zen" about everything, but I have bad days too, you know?

If you are interested in doing an UnNews audio, check this out.

At present, I create UnCartoons for UnNews all by my onesies, for better or worse. Now, I will never claim that I am a good cartoonist. Fortunately, the internet provides us a way to do all sorts of things simply and easily. I found Stripgenerator.com, a great site to create cartoons with a minimum of talent.

This document is an ongoing effort by me to enhance the obfuscation coefficient of Uncyclopedia; productive changes, and criticism are welcome. Cheers! The Right and Left Reverend Major Sir Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 17:38, March 28, 2010 (UTC) Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 13:51, 3 September 2007 (UTC)

Rev zim's Blessing[edit | edit source ]

Below is a blessing to be given in lieu of a spoken blessing. Were this as spoken blessing, it would be done in a fashion peculiar to zimizm, i.e. a Nondenomenational Glossalalic Esparanto Benediction.

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SAMPLE

{{Ninjastar|Loudhorn.jpg|UnNews Audio Ninjastar|For a fine job on your audio. Your character, wit and smarm have lulled the masses into a false sense of security. Nice job!|[[User:Zim_ulator|'''Rev_zim''']]}}

SAMPLE

{{Ninjastar|Aom wheat main.gif|In Recognition Of Nothing In Particular|Meh, you're just another warm body, taking up space.|[[User:Zim_ulator|'''Rev_zim''']]}}

The UnCanninator[edit | edit source ]

Originally developed as a tool for interviewing the dead, zim has since modified it to peer into the future, and to extract pertinent UnFacts with which to further the cause of Dissemination of Misinformation

Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 19:24, 26 February 2007 (UTC)

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UnNews don't know don't care[edit | edit source ]

This template is a disclaimer for an article for which I do audio, and I don't understand or care about the content.

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zims UnNewsAudio award[edit | edit source ]

{{User:Zim ulator/evil UnNewsAudio blessing}}

zim's Unchristianity Project[edit | edit source ]

After creating this template, zim got so excited he was going to add it to all 99 (at the time) pages under the Category Christianity. Then he thought better of it. The Unchristianity Project is his way of checking Christianity articles for "quality" (and he uses the word pugilisticly), and "fixing" stuff he finds lacking, and slapping this template where he thinks it might "add value".

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You have amused zim[edit | edit source ]

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Satans Template[edit | edit source ]

Satii are competing with Jesii for Uncylopedia coverage, here's a template you can use to keep your Satan aligned with the rest.

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