User:L10nM4st3r

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User:L10nM4st3r

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In order to keep this userpage up, I am required to run ads 24/7, I am so sorry. What's the worst that can happen, we get some slightly weird ads occasionally?

Advent burgers, where the customer is always right... between the bun.


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2 random lions attacking a safari tour. There is no reason this image is here, other than the fact that I like lions.
Hell Buster
Speciesflesh-bag
Locationthe best country, the best planet
Age19
Preferred Pronounshe / his
Technically-valid Pronounsthey / them / it
Hobbiesplaying video games, gamedev, writing JavaScript tools, killing ponies, eating chairs, eating tables, puking nails, pooping blocks of wood, making up hobbies just to add them here.
Languages1337, ''Media'''Wiki'''''. Yes, only those 2. I don't know any other languages.
SignatureL10nM4st3r ROAR at me! / What my paws scratched
Edit Count9,920 (over 3,250 of which were automated) + around 1470
Occupationan upcoming indie (solo) game developer
Block Count4 (verify )
Largest Amount Counted200,000 (verify)
UnMood
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This user is a rollbacker. This means he can revert a whole lot of edits at one time! Good for (削除) him (削除ここまで) us!
This user is a member of the hell busters, and fights the accursed templates of The Dark One.
This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
2years, 5months and 18days.
This user exists. Therefore, they are a traitor to us all!
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This user page has been vandalized many, many times.
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In an emergency, this user can be slapped with a trout.
This user edits Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia. Please stop this craziness before his plans for world-domination are complete.
(削除) VFH (削除ここまで)?
This user has no fucking idea about what makes Uncyclopedians laugh.
(削除) VFH (削除ここまで)?
This user uses Google Chrome, because it's GOOGLE.
This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.
This User Reverts Shit

This User is hereby cited for helping kill bad ideas by blocking them noobs' rears until they asplode!
THIS IS NOT SPARTA!
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This user does not speak Fuckhead and believes it to be an embarrassment to language. Furthermore, this user desires the genocide of all Fuckhead speakers .
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This user is a dumb poopyhead.
What? I don't know, man…
maybe I'll get around to it.
This user is Super Laz
This user plays on the Nintendo Switch, and they only play it on their TV, never in handheld mode.
This user respects
and admires the
fine art of trolling .
This user reserves the right to completely screw up their edits.
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This user enjoys putting tildes in random places.
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This user is a M4st3r of the Empire of (削除) vandalism (削除ここまで) anti-vandalism.
This user thinks that the plural of userbox is userboxes. They are completely wrong.
OPOSSUM was here-erᅠᅠ
Squaw Dee dropped by!
He owns Uncyclopedia!
DaniPine3 was planted in this user's page :]
<insert name here> is here, reading this very text at this exact moment
The following information is completely
false. Read on at your own risk.
The information on this page is entirely false.
For the real information, press ALT-F4.
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This user has a Really Lame Password . Seriously, you could probably guess it.
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Where you looking for me on a (削除) content (削除ここまで) mentally retarded wiki? Or perhaps you were looking for a certain talk page.

Hello, I am one of the Uncyclopedia users of all time. I am best known for... For... Erm... Well, you know me. Right? Why else would you be re-reading my userpage for the tenth time? Oh, because you have better things to do, but don't want to do them? Yep, that checks out. Carry on.

Creator of the world-famous ASBOWAAT. It's popularity, as well as the forced insanity upon all its writers, was a freak accident. Enjoy.

Hey, are you even listening? Don't make me snap my fingers! Wake up! Oh good, you are now awake. Oh, and by the way, I can say weather or not you are a curious person. Just a fun little thought experiment.

Every day you know me, you'll lose at least 3 brain cells. To counteract this, stare at a turned on microwave oven for 10 minutes every day. It will turn your brain to mush, meaning you'll be unable to lose brain cells from me ever again.


Awards[edit | edit source ]

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You have been awarded a Moccasin Ninjastar. This means basically nothing at all.
Enjoy. –OPOSSUM



Contact me[edit | edit source ]

  • Use the Uncyclopedia discord.
  • Email me for private messages. I'll most likely not see it, so make sure to use {{You've got mail}} on my talkpage to grab my attention.
  • Or use my talkpage. It might be a little simpler than creating an account on some other website. Most of you guys are too busy on Uncyclopedia to care what a "discord" is.

Things which are also definitely (削除) not (削除ここまで) me[edit | edit source ]


Opinions[edit | edit source ]

  1. Jsao;ifvnjedhnfv;anmckjnadfgrkjnsfgvkjdvgbkandc k.fagfdk.jsgfkzdv.zsfb .szdsglfdkh klxg.hsdg;ldfskjnbljdknb This page will definitely get linked to in the future, and is therefore, 100% essential.


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"I is spider man. Yes I am. My wikiwebs will save wikipedia!" - an IP on the Wikipedia sandbox.
"I HATE LIONS, THEY SUCK! FUCK LIONSMASTER!" - the same IP, after I responded to his original message. Plus it was kinda ironic. Although this probably happened because I said something about them killing Mysterio.
"Eat a nickle cadmium battery" - an IP on my talkpage in Wikibooks. You should do it, it's a good idea.
"I eat BBQ'd steak and di*ks" - Rock-O-Jello
"Ponies deserve depth!" - ARandomPage and L10nM4st3r
"Ok. I'm off to get a brain plumber" - Yours truly, on my fucking brain not......... err........ Insert word here that I forgot. Hmm, did I sleep last week?? I dunno....
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Crappy stuff I wrote before I read UN:HTBFANJS:

Stuff I thought was funny at the time:

Stuff I think is genuinely funny:

Stuff I think is hilarious:

In-Jokes, either for Uncyclopedia, or something else:

Stuff I'm not so sure about:



More personal stuff nobody cares about:

Bite my shiny metal ass!


Why are you here?
You voted for "Im not, I'm a bot thats visiting the page as a bot does" on 20 January 2025 at 22:42. You can change your vote by clicking a different answer below.
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Did you like my userpage?
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