User:CardcaptorStacey

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Cardcaptor Stacey
Did you know? You'll live to die another day?
Did you know? Someone is watching you?
Did you know? Windows is shite?
Did you know? These "did you know" boxes are getting lame?

<< Mr.T has pitied 21,221 (-1) Uncyclopedian's for not bowing down to Cardcaptor Stacey and especially 42 of them!! >>

Hello, <insert name here> you sly devil! You visited this page: Monday, 10 February, 2025 @ 20:11. Bill Gates will come after you sometime soon, so make sure you put on your sunglasses and then maybe you can join the G-Team.

"OMFG, THERE'S MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THE MOTHERFUCKING UNCYCLOPEDIA!!!"

~ CardcaptorStacey on Uncyclopedia

"I pity da fool dat dun't leave a comment for dis sorry dude!"

~ Mr.T on CardcaptorStacey's Article

"She's one boring bitch!"

~ Oscar Wilde on CardcaptorStacey
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About Me[edit | edit source ]

Hello, I am Cardcaptor Stacey. I can tell, you aren't impressed at the minute but it's going to take some time. I like editing the Bill Gates and Microsoft Windows articles (because everyone knows that they suck!). I love those kind of jokes and try my best to come up with my own content.

Cardcaptor (削除) Sakura (削除ここまで) Stacey in England

Well, I'm 100% English :D (just to let you know) but I love Japanese stuff

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This user only speaks Pikachu enough to seduce native Pikachu speakers .
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This user is a girl, and is made of sugar, and spice, and everything nice.
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This user plays guitar , because it attracts more groupies , and gets more solos than the bass .
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CardcaptorStacey's IP is 127.0.0.1.
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This user enjoys smashing windows with her pet penguin
This user captures cards for a living and isn't afraid to use them
This user is obsessed with Mr.Children and should be approached with care or she'll beat you up

Hobbies[edit | edit source ]

I love anything to do with the Internet and caring for my rabbits. When I'm not studying for my degree in Web Technology, I'm either doing my personal and fan sites anyway :P

My idol, dressed in my favourite colour

Interests[edit | edit source ]

Snoopy, PHP, phpBB, graphics (making avs & sigs), Photoshop, Dreamweaver, learning guitar, my manga, Japan, Uncyclopedia (of course)

What?! No, this is WaT (Wentz and Teppei). I'm currently mad over them, so you gotta be nice or I'll send my lion onto you

Video Games[edit | edit source ]

Favourites: Final Fantasy VII (PSX), LocoRoco, Lion King (Amiga), Kingdom Hearts (PS2), Tomb Raider II (PC/PSX), Path of Neo (PS2), Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker (GCX)

Video Game Characters[edit | edit source ]

Yuffie Kisaragi, Lara Croft, Solid Snake, Relm Arrowny, Eiko Carol

Films[edit | edit source ]

Casino Royale (2006), Matrix Reloaded, Team America: World Police, Death Note, Ghostbusters 1&2, Three Musketeers, Police Story 1&2, Tokyo Raider, Taiyou no Uta, Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Rambo, Rocky

TV Shows[edit | edit source ]

24, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Kung Faux, Scrubs, Futurama, Bones, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Father Ted

Music[edit | edit source ]

All in Japanese: Kumi Koda, HYDE, YUI, Sukima Switch, Younha, Mr.Children, Remioromen, The Checkers, Suga Shikao, WaT, Shiina Ringo, L'arc~en~Ciel, Gackt, Rain, Yamada Takayuki, BoA, Ryohei, MINMI, M-flo, melody., Ayumi Hamasaki, Janne Da Arc, Angela Aki, Scooby Do (not the freakin' dog)

Jay Chou (Mandarin) & Nicholas Tse (Mandarin, Cantonese & English)

Not many people can wear stuff like that and not be called gay. OMG, check out the guy with the 'tash!

Actors/Actresses[edit | edit source ]

Tatsuya Fujiwara, Yamada Takayuki, Erika Sawajiri, Kim Sung Soo, Song Hye Kyo

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This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under their bed and really wants to read them.
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This user spends more time with a penguin

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This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla.
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because they think that they take things way too seriously over there.
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This user has an unhealthy obsession with Hello Kitty.
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This user has a sense of humor. Something which most users lack.
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My Quotes[edit | edit source ]

See here

Favourite Quotes On Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source ]

  • "I do feel some sympathy for people who use Windows, especially those who've been using it for a long time. There were a lot of bugs in Windows 3.x, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 98SE, Windows 2000, and even in Windows XP. That's why we're going all-out with Windows Vista, to get rid of those bugs and replace them with all-new ones." (Bill Gates Quotes)
  • "Why would you want to buy a computer that's preconfigured with Linux when for only 100ドル more you could have one that's preconfigured to not work at all?" (Bill Gates Quotes)
  • "It's a little known fact that Steve Jobs has a pacemaker. It's even littler known fact that it runs on Windows. Boy, is he going to have a heart attack when we announce we no longer support that system. Ha! I said heart attack! He's got a pacemaker. Man I'm funny." (Bill Gates Quotes)
  • "Internet Explorer is not compatible with the internet" (Bill Gates)
  • "Carlsberg don't do Internet Explorer, but if they did, they'd probably be the best Internet Explorer in the world." ~ Carlsberg on Internet Explorer
  • "That's it. I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in! I'm going to open some fucking windows!" Snakes on a Plane
  • "So what? He's some kind of computer master-mind because he can crash a computer? I use Windows 95, my computer crashes without me even touching it!" ~ Bill Gates on Neo
  • "Goddammit, B.A.! Do you ever shut your fucking mouth?" Hannibal on Mr. T
  • "Hasta la Windows, Vista!" Terminator on Windows Vista
  • "Dammit Bill, dammit!!!" Jack Bauer on Bill Gates
  • "I pity da fool who uses Microsoft" Mr. T on Microsoft
  • "The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner." Oscar Wilde on Microsoft
  • "Stand back! I'm about to open some fuckin windows in here!!" Samuel L Jackson on Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Microsoft computer in a motherfucking plane

Favourite Page Content[edit | edit source ]

  • "I'ma on drugs!"
  • "Peach is'a my bitcha."
  • "I love a da pasta."
  • "Pasta is'a my life."

- from Mario


  • The Bourne Motherfucker (2099)
  • Pokémotherfucker 2: Gotta Fuck'em All (2000)
  • Pokémotherfucker (2000)
  • Reservoir Motherfuckers (1992)
  • Motherfucker II: Judgement day (1991)
  • Dial "M" for Motherfucker (1961)
  • Carry On Motherfucker (1960)
  • Motherfucker, Where's My Car? (1935)

- from Samuel_L._Jackson


  • When Daniel Craig sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Daniel Craig has not had to pay taxes ever.
  • Daniel Craig isn't beaten; he just lets other people win.

- from Daniel Craig

Favourite Articles On Uncyclopedia[edit | edit source ]

Yes, he is so going to fucking kill you. Cardcaptor Stacey thinks he's awesome. If you don't I would watch out for a laser on your head. Oh wait, you are already dead!

Quotes From Me[edit | edit source ]

End of serious zone: Prepare for jokes in bad taste. You have been warned.

"Burn IE's ass!"

~ CardcaptorStacey on Firefox

"If it runs on Windows, then get insurance"

~ CardcaptorStacey on Windows

"You killed off Tony Almeida, so we're coming to get you"

~ CardcaptorStacey on 24 Writing Staff

"Wait, you're bringing him back?! Wow! What? As a bad guy? Are you fucking crazy?"

~ CardcaptorStacey on Bring Tony Almeida Back

"There's no such thing! When English was taken over to America, the guys couldn't even spell, so they decided to do English their way! Colour may sound like color but you pronounce Bill Gates as asshole"

~ CardcaptorStacey on American English

"French came from France, German came from Germany, oh and guess what?! English came from England! Well, I never!"

~ CardcaptorStacey on English in general

"Don't pity that fool!"

~ CardcaptorStacey on Mr.T

"OMG, he's awesome!"

~ CardaptorStacey on The New James Bond

Quotes On Me[edit | edit source ]

"She made a website about me and now no one's coming to my official site!"

~ Koda Kumi on CardcaptorStacey

"If I hear one more thing about freaking HYDE I'm going to murder her"

~ Ayumi Hamasaki on CardcaptorStacey

"THE BITCH IS STALKING ME!!!!"

~ HYDE on CardcaptorStacey

- By my friend Raiu. Thanks for them lol

"Staceyのリクエスト *wink wink*"

~ The Checkers on CardcaptorStacey

"Hello, English Girl!"

~ The Checkers on CardcaptorStacey

"I know your name!"

~ Chris Cornell on CardcaptorStacey

"Ha and I know yours too! "Your time has come"!"

~ Light Yagami on the quote above

Pics Stacey Made[edit | edit source ]

Everyone needs a Windows error
My parody of those annoying Apple Mac ads

Pics Stacey Likes[edit | edit source ]

So so true!
True as well

FAQ[edit | edit source ]

What the hell do you mean "Hello, English Girl!"
- The Checkers' Debut Single PV ギザギザハートの子守唄 they have text all over the screen saying "Hello, Japanese Girl!"

Other[edit | edit source ]

Oh, I would like to thank to everyone on this page :D You all rock!

See Also[edit | edit source ]

External Links[edit | edit source ]

My Signature[edit | edit source ]

Mistress of the Clow ~ Cardcaptor Stacey Icons-flag-gb.png Snoopy.gif [Talk] [Work] [Uncyclopedia Fanlisting]

Awards[edit | edit source ]

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This person has shown unusual friendliness towards Kaizer, and therfore gets this spiffy award. Golly! --Kaizer the Bjorn
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