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Article: Goldilocks and the Three Bears

Score: 14 bears

Nominated by: The Zombiebaron 15:07, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
For: 15
  1. I could say something utterly pretentious, like: "A stupendously well-crafted retelling of the classic children's tale". But I won't. Instead I'll just say "Nom&For, a wonderful article". -- The Zombiebaron 15:07, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  2. For. I've seen this around for a little while, and I figured it would end up here. It's good. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 15:13, Jul 7
  3. For One of the best articles I've had the pleasure to review recently. Have Fun! MuCal. BFF Sir Orian57! Talk! PEE! Read! UnProvise! Awards! 15:42 7 July 2008
  4. Dear god   Le Cejak • <15:58, 07 Jul 2008>
  5. F- I'll just pretend I didn't just read that... --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:31, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  6. As DJ. ~~ Heeren ["Meh"] [t e c ħ ] [k u r k ] [7/07 17:56]
  7. For As Heerev and DJ. -RA HB 22:05, 7 July 2008 (UTC)
  8. For - Well that was...Interesting... BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Jul 8, 17:34
  9. For. I think I need a cigarette and a shower. --Hyperbole 22:07, 8 July 2008 (UTC)
  10. ? Woah... I can't believe I just... read that... --Mgr. Readmesoon Book.jpg my voice my work vote for me
  11. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Make sure not to put one of the 'surprising' pictures on the front page when featured. – Kip > Talk • Works •• Sophia It's Peanut Better Jelly Time!!! Carlton2.gif Rotating Rick Astley.gif derp Sexy Snoo.png Knight of the Order USA! 20:51, Jul. 10, 2008
  12. Oli always gets his man. -- Sir Mhaille  Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  13. For Mr N MrN9000SouthParksmall.jpg 22:35, Jul 10
  14. And Goldilocks said this article is just right. Dame PPsigPPlips.gif GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 00:04, 11 July 2008 (UTC)
  15. Dig Leave it to Ms. Pretty to bring the Bears into this. --THINKER 05:49, 12 July 2008 (UTC)
Against: 1
  1. ...eh...I like sex jokes as much as (well, probably more than) the next bloke, but this just seems like too much to me... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:40, Jul 11

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