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Samoan ruler not assassinated, unimportant 21:58, 30 July 2024
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Cyclone Seroja Gives East Asia a Nasty Easter Gift 06:18, 31 December 2021
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Sophia dates back before Uncyclopedia, archaeologists say 15:51, 31 March 2019
Roberto Carlos turns 71; awkward things happen 20:07, 17 October 2018
China outlaws reincarnation, Tibetan monks just found out. 06:17, 21 April 2018
North Korea massacres American island 23:28, 13 January 2016
North Korea might actually do it, but probably not 22:39, 24 August 2015
Son kills father in Japan 15:14, 16 April 2013
Syrian IT specialist 'caught' a vicious virus 14:18, 4 April 2013
Volleyballs to general banned 14:14, 3 April 2013
Iranian missile test photo 'digitally altered' 08:23, 22 October 2012
Myanmar junta jails entire population 05:20, 17 September 2012
Samsung sells phones, everybody cares 05:14, 17 September 2012
Revelations about Panda Genetics 09:08, 10 September 2011
Shovelshit seeks audience with God 14:09, 21 April 2010
Dragon Emperor's tomb rediscovered! 16:51, 24 February 2010
In space, no one can hear the call to prayer 15:41, 2 January 2010
Union Carbide Fudge Packing Division explodes 01:50, 7 December 2009
JSDF recruits a goth loli, a schoolgirl and an idol singer in new special task force 18:35, 18 March 2009
Chinese ships sexually harass US vessel 16:35, 11 March 2009
Scientists retrace waves to their source 15:53, 23 February 2009
China bans dairy product imports 06:40, 23 September 2008
Jade Goody to be UN ambassador for Peace 04:59, 1 May 2008
China locks down Tibetan Sichuan province over duck famine 13:48, 25 March 2008
Tata introduces the world's cheapest car 22:05, 13 January 2008
China's 17th National Party Congress declares it is now the 'real Taiwan' 21:45, 22 October 2007
Activists send female underwear to Burmese embassies 15:00, 19 October 2007
Mother Teresa did not believe in God 12:55, 27 August 2007
Man misses flight 02:43, 24 June 2007
Nintendo recreates its corporate identity on the Wii 01:49, 23 April 2007
Members of notorious Midget Gang detained in Malaysia 23:04, 15 March 2007
Cornflake tester dies in Toilet Pie related incident 20:43, 1 January 2007
Foreign film-makers happy with gender-segregation in malaysian state 08:17, 21 December 2006
White dolphin declared extinct, tasted great 17:52, 15 December 2006
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