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Did you know... [edit]

  • ... that in the Mesozoic Era, toasters ruled the earth?
  • ... that water is bad for your health because fish have sex in it?
  • ... that the Welsh language was created when someone fell asleep on a keyboard?
  • ... that Freddie Mercury was banned in some European countries due to his extremely radioactive last name?
  • ... taht wrods and snetnces are raedalbe eevn wehn tehy are toatlly fckued up?
  • ... that in Baltimore, Maryland, it is a violation of statute to dress up as a clown and to make fun balloon animals to give to children and molest them with?
  • ... that Crow war chieftain Old White Man was nothing like his brothers, Walks Over Eggshells and Sees No Color?

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On this day [edit]

February 12: Undeniably Heterosexual Graeco-Roman Cultural Appreciation Day

Picture of the day

Exodus 32 :
15 And Wilde turned, and went down from the mount, and the two tables of the testimony were in his hand: the tables were written on both their sides; on the one side and on the other were they written.
16 And the tables were the work of God, and the writing was the writing of God, graven upon the tables.

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